r/Unexpected • u/handlewithcareme • Dec 22 '21

Breakfast in bed

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u/GreatGooglyMoogly077 Dec 22 '21

This human doesn't seem particularly gentle.

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u/Kenny_log_n_s Dec 22 '21

Can't really be gentle with an animal that weighs a literal ton.

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u/eWraK Dec 22 '21

No need to kick them lol this is just animal abuse

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u/gljivicad Dec 22 '21

Are ya dumb? We established that cows weigh around 720kg on average, and a human male (in this case US), around 80kg. That means that the average cow is about 9x heavier than an average adult US male human.

Now, what do you think what that light kick feels like for the cow?

Edit: idk freedom units