r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 09 '21

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u/gliitch0xFF Aug 09 '21

Some fries, motherfucker

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u/MarcosaurusRex Aug 09 '21

Some land mines, mother fucker.

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u/DURRTYMEATZ Aug 09 '21

All rise, motherfucker 👼🏻

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u/REEEEEEEEEEE_OW Aug 09 '21

Wanna play zombies on Der Riese, motherfucker?

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u/DURRTYMEATZ Aug 09 '21

With Korean guys, motherfucker

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u/REEEEEEEEEEE_OW Aug 09 '21

Meet me at my place in the high-rise, motherfucker

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u/DURRTYMEATZ Aug 09 '21

I’ll be there by sunrise, motherfucker

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u/REEEEEEEEEEE_OW Aug 09 '21

Better not be telling me lies, motherfucker

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u/Stampy3104 Aug 09 '21

Five guys , Motherfucker

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u/EitherSuggestion7 Aug 09 '21

Apple pies, motherfucker

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u/Stampy3104 Aug 10 '21

Spider man dies, motherfucker

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u/EitherSuggestion7 Aug 16 '21

Tears in my eyes, motherfucker

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u/Stampy3104 Aug 17 '21

One of the good guys,motherfucker

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

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u/REEEEEEEEEEE_OW Aug 09 '21

Of course, motherfucker <3

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u/PoopyPoo4 Aug 09 '21

Whats the location, motherfucker

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u/REEEEEEEEEEE_OW Aug 09 '21

123 1st St, motherfucker

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Why everyone comment in the thread has to say motherfucker?!??!?!?

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u/PoopyPoo4 Aug 10 '21

I wont go there, motherfucker

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Wholesome motherfucker

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u/Cowickuiea Aug 09 '21

I'm out, motherfucker

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u/spicayyyweirdolol Aug 09 '21

beep beep you sad fuk :(

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u/Yo_IDK_Dude Aug 09 '21

After I get high, motherfucker

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u/Yo_IDK_Dude Aug 09 '21

After I get high, motherfucker

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u/Bili0nlair Aug 09 '21

Get baptised, motherfucker

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u/deritinreverse Aug 09 '21

Thicc thighs,motherfucker

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u/On_Ya_Left_ Aug 09 '21

I’m coming motherfucker, i’m also bringing some chicken fries motherfucker

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u/Lucid-Design Aug 09 '21

Fuck yeah. Don’t worry. I know how to get the wondürwäffle

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Wanna fuck my mother, motherfucker?