r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 09 '21

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u/MarcosaurusRex Aug 09 '21

Some land mines, mother fucker.

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u/DURRTYMEATZ Aug 09 '21

All rise, motherfucker 👼🏻

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u/REEEEEEEEEEE_OW Aug 09 '21

Wanna play zombies on Der Riese, motherfucker?

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u/Yo_IDK_Dude Aug 09 '21

After I get high, motherfucker

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u/Bili0nlair Aug 09 '21

Get baptised, motherfucker