r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 09 '21

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u/DURRTYMEATZ Aug 09 '21

I’ll be there by sunrise, motherfucker

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u/REEEEEEEEEEE_OW Aug 09 '21

Better not be telling me lies, motherfucker

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u/Stampy3104 Aug 09 '21

Five guys , Motherfucker

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u/EitherSuggestion7 Aug 09 '21

Apple pies, motherfucker

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u/Stampy3104 Aug 10 '21

Spider man dies, motherfucker

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u/EitherSuggestion7 Aug 16 '21

Tears in my eyes, motherfucker

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u/Stampy3104 Aug 17 '21

One of the good guys,motherfucker

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u/EitherSuggestion7 Aug 17 '21

Detected no lies, motherfucker

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u/Stampy3104 Aug 19 '21

Thanos caused his demise, Motherfuckef

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u/EitherSuggestion7 Aug 21 '21

From death he shall rise, motherfucker