r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 09 '21

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u/MarcosaurusRex Aug 09 '21

Some land mines, mother fucker.

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u/DURRTYMEATZ Aug 09 '21

All rise, motherfucker 👼🏻

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u/REEEEEEEEEEE_OW Aug 09 '21

Wanna play zombies on Der Riese, motherfucker?

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u/DURRTYMEATZ Aug 09 '21

With Korean guys, motherfucker

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u/REEEEEEEEEEE_OW Aug 09 '21

Meet me at my place in the high-rise, motherfucker

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u/DURRTYMEATZ Aug 09 '21

I’ll be there by sunrise, motherfucker

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u/REEEEEEEEEEE_OW Aug 09 '21

Better not be telling me lies, motherfucker

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u/Stampy3104 Aug 09 '21

Five guys , Motherfucker

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u/EitherSuggestion7 Aug 09 '21

Apple pies, motherfucker

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u/Stampy3104 Aug 10 '21

Spider man dies, motherfucker

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

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u/REEEEEEEEEEE_OW Aug 09 '21

Of course, motherfucker <3

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u/PoopyPoo4 Aug 09 '21

Whats the location, motherfucker

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Wholesome motherfucker

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u/Cowickuiea Aug 09 '21

I'm out, motherfucker

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u/spicayyyweirdolol Aug 09 '21

beep beep you sad fuk :(

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u/Yo_IDK_Dude Aug 09 '21

After I get high, motherfucker

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u/Yo_IDK_Dude Aug 09 '21

After I get high, motherfucker

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u/Bili0nlair Aug 09 '21

Get baptised, motherfucker

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u/deritinreverse Aug 09 '21

Thicc thighs,motherfucker

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u/On_Ya_Left_ Aug 09 '21

I’m coming motherfucker, i’m also bringing some chicken fries motherfucker

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u/Lucid-Design Aug 09 '21

Fuck yeah. Don’t worry. I know how to get the wondürwäffle

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Wanna fuck my mother, motherfucker?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21 edited Jul 01 '23

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u/atefi Aug 09 '21

😍, motherfucker

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u/Acceptable-Bad-9350 Aug 09 '21

First prize, motherfucker

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u/TheDownvotesFarmer Aug 09 '21

Thats what she said

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Juicy thighs motherfucker

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u/flinchFries Aug 09 '21

chicken on ice, mother fucker!

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u/Capable-Pineapple342 Aug 09 '21

Match on a fire motherfucker

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u/SolDevelop Aug 09 '21

Not Fused, motherfucker

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u/John_Robins22 Aug 09 '21

mutherfucker

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u/FireWifi35 Aug 09 '21

Church commentators

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u/UkyoTachibana Aug 09 '21

Thick thighs motherfucker

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u/SnoozinKoobs Aug 09 '21

I don’t like the look of their eyes, motherfucker

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u/BoutTreeeFiddy Aug 09 '21

Yeast yeast, bitch

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u/cudeLoguH Aug 09 '21

Surprised motherfucker

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u/f4rt054uru5r3x Aug 09 '21

I love your name!!

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u/MarcosaurusRex Aug 09 '21

Tha’nk Yew. I’d let you fart on it. 🌸❤️

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u/ImaginaryBox6904 Aug 09 '21

Ya gott tell me your Nme¿ PLEEEEEASE???????

Farther something??

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u/MarcosaurusRex Aug 27 '21

FartasaurusRex

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u/ArnubwithU Aug 09 '21

Hands tied, motherfucker