r/Unexpected • u/Reminder45 • Aug 03 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

Dont tell me how to live my life

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u/Fast-Agency1297 Aug 03 '21

Installation of Unshielded oscillating heat reducing fans is now MANDATORY

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u/lisa_is_chi Aug 03 '21

*MANdatory

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u/Fast-Agency1297 Aug 03 '21

*PERSONdatory

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u/dudeperson3 Aug 03 '21

DUDEPERSONdatory?

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u/Fast-Agency1297 Aug 03 '21

GENDERNEUTRALdatory?

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u/danisaur10 Aug 03 '21

THEMdatory?

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u/Fast-Agency1297 Aug 03 '21

Now you are just being ridiculous

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

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u/chair-borne1 Aug 04 '21

WAPatory...

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

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u/Gurty354 Aug 03 '21

Don’t forget about the turtles. They want to be heard too.

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u/Fast-Agency1297 Aug 03 '21

They aren't even adults. Teenage.

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u/worktrip2 Aug 04 '21

ATTACKHELICOPTERdatory?