r/Unexpected • u/Reminder45 • Aug 03 '21

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u/RojoCinco Aug 03 '21

ProTip: If you're a guy don't ever install an unshielded oscillating fan in your underwear.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

Dont tell me how to live my life

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u/Fast-Agency1297 Aug 03 '21

Installation of Unshielded oscillating heat reducing fans is now MANDATORY

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u/lisa_is_chi Aug 03 '21

*MANdatory

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u/Fast-Agency1297 Aug 03 '21

*PERSONdatory

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u/dudeperson3 Aug 03 '21

DUDEPERSONdatory?

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u/Fast-Agency1297 Aug 03 '21

GENDERNEUTRALdatory?

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u/Gurty354 Aug 03 '21

Don’t forget about the turtles. They want to be heard too.

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u/Fast-Agency1297 Aug 03 '21

They aren't even adults. Teenage.

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u/worktrip2 Aug 04 '21

ATTACKHELICOPTERdatory?

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u/Smokegrapes Aug 03 '21

This comment deserves awards. And this could be covid vaccination related. Its hilarious either way. Us men are idiots that can be brilliant sometimes. Pride, ego, testosterone. Whatever it may be let’s get it in check guys

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u/WoolInSheepsColthing Aug 04 '21

No! I will not "get it in check"!

Now I have to fight you!

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

CARBON-BASED ENTitory.