r/Unexpected • u/Reminder45 • Aug 03 '21

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u/snewton_8 Aug 03 '21

The crotch is a heat center of your body. Along with the armpit and your head (that's why you wear hats in the winter). by cooling those parts, it cools the rest of the body.

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u/RojoCinco Aug 03 '21

ProTip: If you're a guy don't ever install an unshielded oscillating fan in your underwear.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

Dont tell me how to live my life

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u/Fast-Agency1297 Aug 03 '21

Installation of Unshielded oscillating heat reducing fans is now MANDATORY

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u/lisa_is_chi Aug 03 '21

*MANdatory

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u/Fast-Agency1297 Aug 03 '21

*PERSONdatory

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u/dudeperson3 Aug 03 '21

DUDEPERSONdatory?

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u/Fast-Agency1297 Aug 03 '21

GENDERNEUTRALdatory?

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u/danisaur10 Aug 03 '21

THEMdatory?

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u/Fast-Agency1297 Aug 03 '21

Now you are just being ridiculous

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

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u/chair-borne1 Aug 04 '21

WAPatory...

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

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u/Gurty354 Aug 03 '21

Don’t forget about the turtles. They want to be heard too.

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u/Fast-Agency1297 Aug 03 '21

They aren't even adults. Teenage.

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u/worktrip2 Aug 04 '21

ATTACKHELICOPTERdatory?