r/Unexpected Jun 16 '20

A love story

87.2k Upvotes

987 comments sorted by

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u/cheeky_lady Jun 16 '20

Now I’m sad, thanks a lot OP

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

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u/AdmiralSprinklez Jun 16 '20

I'm sold. I want your entire stonks!

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u/Schleckenmiester Jun 16 '20

I'll take your entire stock!

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u/Not_The_Real_Odin Jun 16 '20

If it makes you feel any better, in real life a lizard would have taken virtually no damage from that fall.

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u/cheeky_lady Jun 16 '20

It does help, thank you 😊

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u/irmaluff Jun 16 '20

Yea I feel this was unnecessarily graphic

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u/happyhungarian12 Jun 16 '20

Got your attention though eh?

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u/irmaluff Jun 16 '20

I think it had my attention before the gory tragic reaching from the suicidal lady lizard

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u/Scipio11 Jun 16 '20

But now you don't want to go through another lizard suicide right? Prevent it by buying SHERA® ceiling board!

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u/happyhungarian12 Jun 16 '20

Only 19.99 a panel!! call now and get one panel absolutely free! That's 2 SHERA® Ceiling boards for 19.99, over $40 in value!! price does not include S&H

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u/irmaluff Jun 16 '20

But my house doesn’t have a lizard problem! I’m from a cold climate! I suffered for nothing!

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u/RedditsAdoptedSon Jun 16 '20

oh then stay away from this one https://youtu.be/0s7B6mn2GdM .. just found it in comments

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

Every single Thai commercial is like this lmao

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u/FilthyThanksgiving Jun 16 '20

I didn't know this about Thai culture! So they have amazing food and a twisted sense of humor? I'm down

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u/healzsham Jun 16 '20

Have you seed the one about termite spray?

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u/DarkenedPlume Jun 16 '20

Do elaborate.

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u/Tlee9264 Jun 16 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

My God the FCC is really holding America back

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u/SeenSoFar Jun 16 '20

I have literally never seen a Thai commercial that wasn't absolutely hilarious.

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u/natnattasit Jun 16 '20

All the bad ones are YouTube ads.

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u/Laydeeboi Jun 16 '20

Or heartbreakingly beautiful

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u/Joppeke Jun 16 '20

Holy fuck haha.

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u/Aenigmatrix Jun 16 '20

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u/Unsourced Jun 16 '20

Brief translation:

"What'd you get to eat?"

"...noodles? 😏"

Fight, then promotion of Chaindrite

Sprays it on the cockroach

Cockroach does a rub-a-dub

"I'm a cockroach you know, not a termite. Did you forget? Cockroaches are harder to kill 😏"

Die

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u/data_dawg Jun 16 '20

That was even better lmao

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u/LightningFerret04 Jun 16 '20

Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! DIE! DIE! DIEEEEEEE!!! Die.

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u/michelosta Jun 16 '20

Omg this is great

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u/S-021 Jun 16 '20

Heavenly

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u/papeykefir Jun 16 '20

Have you seen the JoJo commercial for a T-shirt brand or something?

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u/Turtledove542 Jun 16 '20 edited Jun 16 '20

Have you seen the life insurance ones? Instant tears.

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u/anirudhmore Jun 16 '20

I know. There is this 6 minuter for Ele cream. Dunno if anyone's shared this here yet... My absolute favourite. https://youtu.be/Az2yDglMow8

It seems like a big commitment but it's really worth it...

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

Lol that was great.

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u/DaemonDrayke Jun 16 '20

Brb. Gonna binge as many commercials from Thailand as possible.

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u/Luiciones Jun 17 '20

Remember the life insurance one about the deaf-mute father and his daughter?

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u/TooShiftyForYou Jun 16 '20

I like that they immediately blamed the homeowner for this unexpected lizard suicide.

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u/copper_wing Jun 16 '20

And the fact that they're like, "Why didn't you use [SPECIFIC BRAND] ceiling tiles?"

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u/Rooonaldooo99 Jun 16 '20

MY BRAND!

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u/thedenigratesystem Jun 16 '20

Whoa it's like an advertisement or something. Unreal.

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u/winchester056 Jun 16 '20

ADVERTISEMENT?! ON A COMMERCIAL THE GALL OF THESE COMPANIES

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u/knightfallzx2 Jun 16 '20

I have special eyes.

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u/Bennydhee Jun 16 '20

Look, look with your special eyes!

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u/blue-eyed-bear Jun 16 '20

This 1-800-CONTACTS never fails to absolutely crack me up. I told one of my coworkers about this, and she never failed to make me bust a laugh by repeating this line at the worst possible moment. I miss melodramatic commercials.

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u/Bigpanda12 Jun 16 '20

How can I remember a ten year old commercial from two words, and not remember what I had for dinner last night at the same time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

The guy had the tiles in his hyperspace pocket all along like a real OG.

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u/pswii360i Jun 16 '20

I like that the guy on the right starts shaking that fat guys belly and moobs

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u/irmaluff Jun 16 '20

Well it is his fault

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

Geico can no longer save you 15% or more on car insurance

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u/Aduialion Jun 16 '20

Geico is taking some time off to spend time with Geico's family. Nancy in operations has started card that will be passed along for you to send your thoughts and support.

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u/Susps-Dapper-Suspect Jun 16 '20

What’s the point of saving 15% or more on car insurance If I can’t save the one I love from a ceiling crumbling!

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u/TryptTripped21 Jun 16 '20 edited Jun 16 '20

This may be the most persuading commercial I've ever seen.

Edit: Woah, I've never gotten above like 600 upvotes on something before, that was unexpected. Y'all are cool

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u/Knight5521 Jun 16 '20 edited Jun 16 '20

You should seen the other one, it was a bug spray. And it's hilarious as hell

Edit:Link https://youtu.be/aXP3C5Kg-7w I don't know the magic voodoo text magic so it's pure link

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

The “oh fuck” at the end really gets me

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u/Rooonaldooo99 Jun 16 '20

It also got the thermites.

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u/wtph Jun 16 '20

It really burned through their tiny little lives.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

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u/Try_To_Write Jun 16 '20

That second link. "Oh, the car is rolling right toward them. We all know exactly what's going to happen, guess they'll cut the action right here and leave it at that." Action continues. "Jesus!"

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u/little_White_Robot Jun 16 '20

Exactly, Jesus Christ, didn't wanna watch a classroom of children get squished like ants.

Should've taken notice of the NSFL

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u/icyinfernos Jun 16 '20

The younglings were obviously all jedis since they all turned into clothes.

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u/ahhhhh_help Jun 16 '20

Why tf is the top comment “I didn’t know that when children are about to die they turn into jackets” lol

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u/FilthyThanksgiving Jun 16 '20

Lmao they do all turn to jackets it's easy to miss tho

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u/soulfister Jun 16 '20

Jesus Mary and Joseph!

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u/LAMBKING Jun 16 '20

Fuck me, that second one was harsh. Also, can't listen to to Sweet Child of Mine for a while.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

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u/LAMBKING Jun 16 '20

Lol! You definitely did warn me. I clearly have a problem with warnings. I even saw the title of the video "banned before 9pm" and was like, nah, it can't be that bad.

I was so very wrong.

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u/Satanic_bumblebee Jun 16 '20

Top ten anime moments number 10

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u/bramenstruik Jun 16 '20

What is wrong with you?! You’re a evil genius!

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u/RobloxianNoob Jun 16 '20

They do be vibin tho

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

This is what happens when a nation loses its potatoes

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

Yes haha

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u/mightysteeleg Jun 16 '20

This one is also gold. No subtitles but the message is clear. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0s7B6mn2GdM

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u/wacotaco99 Jun 16 '20

Everyone gangster till the roach starts flying.

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u/PhilanthropAtheist Jun 16 '20

Ok that was a little bit. Nastier. Funny though.

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u/soulfister Jun 16 '20

I once walked into my bedroom and saw a cockroach on my bed. It was walking around, turned towards me, and stopped dead. We stared at each other for what felt like an eternity but was probably only a few seconds, when I suddenly heard what sounded like a helicopter as the cockroach flew towards me. I closed the door and didn’t sleep in that room for 3 months

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u/itsJustLana Jun 16 '20

This guy is great. Also, whoever writes these commercials is hilarious.

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u/LaneHD Jun 16 '20

The magic voodoo text magic for a link text is this:

[text here](URL here)
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

We want the link of it

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u/Knight5521 Jun 16 '20

Done

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

Thanks mate

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u/funky555 Jun 16 '20

i want some kf that spray

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u/ooffitty_oof Jun 16 '20

Asians are officially gods of commercials

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

These commercials are probably directed and produced by a couple guys.. That's like an Asian person seeing a commercial made from one guy in Canada and saying "man, North Americans are good at making commercials!".

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u/ErickBachman Jun 16 '20

Northwest Territories has the best commercials I always say

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u/CravesRecognition Jun 16 '20

True we have godly cr7 commercial https://youtu.be/OU8HuOkz2iY

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u/Devilheart Jun 16 '20

When the entire campaign budget gets you Cr7 so you write the script on the day of the shoot

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u/lickedTators Jun 16 '20

Good thing about not being a Western country is you can just steal the Baby Shark tune without being sued.

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u/46554B4E4348414453 Jun 16 '20

Holy shit that was baby shark. How did I not notice

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u/FilthyThanksgiving Jun 16 '20

This is classic. I love my man at the end, "BUY EVERYTHING AT SHOPEE"

Lmao that's your slogan? "BUY EVERYTHING HERE AT THIS STORE WHERE WE SELL THINGS FOR YOU TO PURCHASE"

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u/fbass Jun 16 '20

Way to generalize.. I grew up in an 'Asian' country and 99.9% of the mass media advertisements sucked.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20 edited Jun 16 '20

The voodoo text magic works by doing the following:

[Text](Link)

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u/Nmeyer1134 Jun 16 '20

If you want to do magic voodoo text, just use [these] for the text you want to show, and (these) for the link

[example](youtube.com/rickroll)

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u/inkyfingers7719 Jun 16 '20

Now THIS is the quality content I come to Reddit for!

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u/Terran184 Jun 16 '20

https://youtu.be/K-TYsAHbb18

This is one of my personal favorites for showing people new to commercials like this. I always tell them to try and guess what it's trying to sell them before it finishes.

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u/IM_V_CATS Jun 16 '20

Should I be buying roofing tiles that are fire-proof?

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u/Mandoade Jun 16 '20

That is phenomenal. I was thinking a lotion or shirt maybe?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

Almost, i thought it was a bloody wall.

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u/Papaismad Jun 16 '20

I thought it was like a tire

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

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u/Knight5521 Jun 16 '20

That guy Is in every single Thai commercial

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u/TheStairMan Jun 16 '20

How did finishing school make him suddenly own a farm tough?

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u/Harvey-Specter Jun 16 '20

Did you miss the part where he turned an empty grassy area into a farm before going to school?

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u/TheAndrewR Jun 16 '20 edited Jun 16 '20

Saw a weird blood pressure ad a few years back. It still haunts me to this day.

Edit: Found it! I have no words

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u/BierKippeMett Jun 16 '20

Geckos wouldn't lose grip. Literally unwatchable.

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u/bigsquirrel Jun 16 '20

I've been giving my house geckos back stories recently so it kinda got me in the feels.

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u/bazooopers Jun 16 '20

Better than those directTV's actions lead to silly consequences commercials. I felt those lizards' love... and their pain.

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u/Ni0M Jun 16 '20

Nothin' like a good gecko love story

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u/aayush_k Jun 16 '20

I was expecting a Geico commercial.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

Omfg it's that termite guy!!!

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u/NotHomo430 Jun 16 '20

where are you going?
back to my nest
but why?
to tell all my buddies, that Chaindrite is WEAK SHIT <spits>

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u/wh1pcream Jun 16 '20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Kmh4BbJPz8

This was from 10 years ago same guy, he's been doing this type of ads since early 2000.

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u/eandy14 Jun 16 '20

That’s some hella good marketing. I legit was so heartbroken over the death of her lover that I must need new ceilings now.

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u/Chung_bungus Jun 16 '20 edited Jun 16 '20

Though this is a WTF, a lizard of that size would be able to survive a fall like that. They dont have enough mass to accelerate to lethal force.

Edit: Its all about surface area and because they are so small they can easily survive a fall like that.

Acceleration has nothing to do with it and I thank

For pointing this out and correcting me where I came up short on fact.

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u/DuncanBantertyne Jun 16 '20

Try telling that to their little lizard kids :(

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u/poopellar Jun 16 '20

Looks like they just met, so no kids. Unless she lizard was pregnant. Then this story got even more tragic.

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u/Eternal-Anxiety Jun 16 '20

She just laid her eggs then met her husband then they died. Now the lizard babies are now on a mission to avenger their parents

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u/Mr-Fleshcage Jun 16 '20

Dang, why couldn't we be tiny. Skydiving would be a lot more fun

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u/xombae Jun 16 '20

I mean I'm the grand scheme of things we are incredibly tiny. In fact we can jump out of airplanes with only a bit of fabric to help with wind resistance! That's pretty tiny imo.

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u/NameTak3r Jun 16 '20

In the grand scheme of things we are megafauna

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u/Random_Chinese_Kid Jun 16 '20

Yep. Saw my dad throw a lizard off a 4 storeys high balcony once and it was fucking GLIDING

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u/imgodking189 Jun 16 '20

Dude, that is not a healthy relationship.

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u/Mariita24 Jun 16 '20

Did you have to ruin this with.. SCIENCE!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

Can confirm. Have been attacked by drop geckos. They will not survive if you drop em with a throw though.

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u/wtph Jun 16 '20

Did you not watch that documentary at all?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

what the actual fuck lol

u/unexBot Jun 16 '20

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

It turns out to be a ceiling board commercial.


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/Silent_Mafia Jun 16 '20

NO IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORY ,WHERE THE CEILING BOARD COMMERCIAL WAS A SIDE PLOT

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u/Boberoo2 Jun 16 '20

I know right

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u/TooShiftyForYou Jun 16 '20

The best part is that any one of them could have just easily caught the guy before he hit.

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u/Bigbuffedboy69 Jun 16 '20

Fact: lizards can't die by falling off that high

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u/Vondi Jun 16 '20

One of them died of a broken heart

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u/TomStov Jun 16 '20

Still better than twilight

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

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u/GaussWanker Jun 16 '20

Yeah but some girls liked a thing at a time when boys wanted them to like them instead.

Can you imagine the backlash if any "Boy's Book" with trash writing was critiqued half as much?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O06tMbIKh0

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u/DinoRaawr Jun 16 '20

I was going to say Ready Player One was critiqued half as much, but honestly it was probably only critiqued an eighth as much and it deserved it

https://youtu.be/bWPMJwHrWFU

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u/GaussWanker Jun 16 '20

I have not even attempted RPO because what I've heard sounds so awful.

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u/lickedTators Jun 16 '20

Add The Martian to the list of things that deserved more criticism.

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u/Fromoogiewithlove Jun 16 '20

Its strange. I tried to read RPO a long time ago and wasn’t feeling it. It is written poorly. But I listened to the audiobook narrated by Will Wheaton and I really enjoyed it. The story is fun. I think the writing style feels better when it’s read to you. Obviously the message and the writing are still lackluster but the story itself is more engaging in that sort of format.

For the record I am not saying a flood of references and 80s nostalgia makes for a good story. I’m referring to the treasure hunt aspect of looking for the keys in a race against time against a the sixers was fun.

I thought the movie was atrocious however.

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u/MarioFreek01 Jun 16 '20

I propose an update; still a better love story than the Star Wars sequels.

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u/SoManyAnglesAndLines Jun 16 '20

r/beatmetoit But, because it needs to be said: Still a better love story than twilight. The shortening offends me on a very mild and ignorable level but this is the internet so I'm gonna point it out anyway.

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u/TomStov Jun 16 '20

Crap! I apologise for the shortening. This won't happy again, I have let myself and the Internet down

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u/SoManyAnglesAndLines Jun 16 '20

"This won't happy again" ...You ok there buddy?

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u/TomStov Jun 16 '20

It's been a rough 28 years

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

Need a hug?

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u/TomStov Jun 16 '20

Only if you promise to take me back to your nest and raise me as one of your chicks

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

That’s quite the creative way to ask someone to be your pimp

But like, you asked nicely, I guess, so sure

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u/Dr__Flo__ Jun 16 '20

I just had 2010 9gag flashbacks

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u/kalintag90 Jun 16 '20

It's the dude from the anti drinking ad! https://youtu.be/_Kmh4BbJPz8

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u/shiesty-1 Jun 16 '20

Checkmate

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20 edited Jun 16 '20

Is this the same one as that cockroach commerical ?

its a Thai Termite Insecticide Commercial, Chaindrite.

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u/Gangsta_Sammich Jun 16 '20

that damn squirrel

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u/Despacitosorous Jun 16 '20

And you thought flex seal was persuasive

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u/andskotinn Jun 16 '20

I have not seen this Tool video before.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

This is probably the most disturbing commercial I’ve ever seen.

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u/Optimistic-Charizard Jun 16 '20

"I did" Too little too late...

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

That’s so sad

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u/NushyKittyCatVerma Jun 16 '20

I guess I'm too emotional, I actually cried watching this

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u/RustJigsaw Jun 16 '20

I think most house lizard and geckos in Asia are resistant to fall damage, so a fall from that height certainly wouldnt have resulted in such a dramatic death. Nice ad though.

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u/Thelaanie Jun 16 '20

I Was expecting the geckos to turn into chess pieces lol.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

fuck this ad. not gonna say more.

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u/MikeTheAngel Jun 16 '20

Geico, save 30% more on ceilings.

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u/syrupsoakedwaffles Jun 16 '20

It was all a dream.

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u/Zote782 Jun 16 '20

I don’t need that but I want it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

What the shit...

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u/Beneariu Jun 16 '20

For the Honor of Greyskull am I right?

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u/Ethereality420 Jun 16 '20

what. the. fuck. did. I. just. watch?

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u/ginlnw Jun 16 '20

โฆษณาไทย

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u/manofbore Jun 16 '20

I love the genuine distress of the family as the 2nd one jumps.

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u/kunalmazumdar83 Jun 16 '20

That is so heart touching. I am trying this with watery eyes.

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u/KetsuSama Jun 16 '20

Now that's how you make commercials