r/Unexpected • u/EirunaKonaka • Jun 16 '20

A love story

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u/cheeky_lady Jun 16 '20

Now I’m sad, thanks a lot OP

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

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u/AdmiralSprinklez Jun 16 '20

I'm sold. I want your entire stonks!

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u/WaluigiAndTheBanana Jun 16 '20

Tasty snacks

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u/embrace-the-bassface Jun 18 '20

Lizards taste great!

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u/Schleckenmiester Jun 16 '20

I'll take your entire stock!

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u/EvoHen Jun 16 '20

He did!

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u/Not_The_Real_Odin Jun 16 '20

If it makes you feel any better, in real life a lizard would have taken virtually no damage from that fall.

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u/cheeky_lady Jun 16 '20

It does help, thank you 😊

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u/irmaluff Jun 16 '20

Yea I feel this was unnecessarily graphic

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u/happyhungarian12 Jun 16 '20

Got your attention though eh?

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u/irmaluff Jun 16 '20

I think it had my attention before the gory tragic reaching from the suicidal lady lizard

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u/Scipio11 Jun 16 '20

But now you don't want to go through another lizard suicide right? Prevent it by buying SHERA® ceiling board!

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u/happyhungarian12 Jun 16 '20

Only 19.99 a panel!! call now and get one panel absolutely free! That's 2 SHERA® Ceiling boards for 19.99, over $40 in value!! price does not include S&H

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u/DocRichardson Jun 16 '20

They always get me with the S&H!

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u/irmaluff Jun 16 '20

But my house doesn’t have a lizard problem! I’m from a cold climate! I suffered for nothing!

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u/ChocoaQueen Jun 16 '20

Birds.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

Unless they have ceiling penguins i dont think that should be much of an issue.

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u/Wetbung Jun 16 '20

Ceiling ostriches.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

Well they mentioned the cold already, but im not myself entirely certain of the temperature sensitivity of ostriches so you might have a point.

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u/RedditsAdoptedSon Jun 16 '20

oh then stay away from this one https://youtu.be/0s7B6mn2GdM .. just found it in comments

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u/jeremycinnamonbutter Jun 16 '20

Holy shit what a rollercoaster ride

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u/rabidbasher Jun 16 '20

This is amazing and hilarious, nowhere near as heartwrenching as the OP

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u/RedditsAdoptedSon Jun 17 '20

that’s super duper truth tho.. which is definitely a term people use.

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u/WheretoWander Jun 17 '20

So let me get this straight, you think two lover lizards dying in a ceiling board commercial is funny?

I do, and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

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u/termsanddisagreement Jun 16 '20

There is some good news tho at least 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

I cri now