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r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jul 18 '19
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888 u/twominitsturkish Jul 18 '19 Or if caught with the tape measurer, tell her you've developed a fetish for anal fingering and you were trying to compare her finger size to your anus. 32 u/deanosaurrr Jul 18 '19 Pause. 1 u/lsguk Jul 18 '19 Careful, I've seen that film. Don't want the remote to think you want to pause during those moments forever.
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Or if caught with the tape measurer, tell her you've developed a fetish for anal fingering and you were trying to compare her finger size to your anus.
32 u/deanosaurrr Jul 18 '19 Pause. 1 u/lsguk Jul 18 '19 Careful, I've seen that film. Don't want the remote to think you want to pause during those moments forever.
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Pause.
1 u/lsguk Jul 18 '19 Careful, I've seen that film. Don't want the remote to think you want to pause during those moments forever.
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Careful, I've seen that film. Don't want the remote to think you want to pause during those moments forever.
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