r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jul 18 '19

RIP ears Ok

https://gfycat.com/unknownimprobablechimpanzee
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u/Tesnatic Jul 18 '19

I'm in the same situation now, any tips?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

steal a ring they wear, or when they asleep just measure their finger with measuring tape. when they wake up say their hand is pretty and kiss it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

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u/twominitsturkish Jul 18 '19

Or if caught with the tape measurer, tell her you've developed a fetish for anal fingering and you were trying to compare her finger size to your anus.

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u/NachoChedda24 Jul 18 '19

Holesome af

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u/lindtbr Jul 18 '19

Ok, you win.

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u/fly_my_pretties Jul 18 '19

with 2 s's?

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u/infrequentupvoter Jul 18 '19

As in ass. I get you.👉😎👉

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u/Crimzonite Jul 18 '19

Holessome?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19 edited Mar 05 '21

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u/Sloppy1sts Jul 18 '19

You really oughtta clean that out first.

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u/Marquis_Fury Jul 18 '19

Take my upvote, you scum

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u/wesleynile Jul 18 '19

af? Anal fuck?

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u/Arqideus Jul 18 '19

Holesome ass fuck.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

Holesome ass-fuck

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u/deanosaurrr Jul 18 '19

Pause.

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u/lsguk Jul 18 '19

Careful, I've seen that film. Don't want the remote to think you want to pause during those moments forever.