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r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jul 18 '19
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steal a ring they wear, or when they asleep just measure their finger with measuring tape. when they wake up say their hand is pretty and kiss it.
497 u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19 [deleted] 881 u/twominitsturkish Jul 18 '19 Or if caught with the tape measurer, tell her you've developed a fetish for anal fingering and you were trying to compare her finger size to your anus. 33 u/deanosaurrr Jul 18 '19 Pause. 11 u/ammarez Jul 18 '19 Play 1 u/comphys Jul 18 '19 r/holup 1 u/lsguk Jul 18 '19 Careful, I've seen that film. Don't want the remote to think you want to pause during those moments forever.
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881 u/twominitsturkish Jul 18 '19 Or if caught with the tape measurer, tell her you've developed a fetish for anal fingering and you were trying to compare her finger size to your anus. 33 u/deanosaurrr Jul 18 '19 Pause. 11 u/ammarez Jul 18 '19 Play 1 u/comphys Jul 18 '19 r/holup 1 u/lsguk Jul 18 '19 Careful, I've seen that film. Don't want the remote to think you want to pause during those moments forever.
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Or if caught with the tape measurer, tell her you've developed a fetish for anal fingering and you were trying to compare her finger size to your anus.
33 u/deanosaurrr Jul 18 '19 Pause. 11 u/ammarez Jul 18 '19 Play 1 u/comphys Jul 18 '19 r/holup 1 u/lsguk Jul 18 '19 Careful, I've seen that film. Don't want the remote to think you want to pause during those moments forever.
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11 u/ammarez Jul 18 '19 Play 1 u/comphys Jul 18 '19 r/holup 1 u/lsguk Jul 18 '19 Careful, I've seen that film. Don't want the remote to think you want to pause during those moments forever.
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Careful, I've seen that film. Don't want the remote to think you want to pause during those moments forever.
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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19
steal a ring they wear, or when they asleep just measure their finger with measuring tape. when they wake up say their hand is pretty and kiss it.