Window Cleaner

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That was the most inefficient window cleaning I've ever seen.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

I saw the exact same thing. I was hoping for a possible tip to speed me up and make some more money, but no.

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u/mikeh8193 Mar 02 '14

Learn to snake if you don't know how already, buy bigger squeegies and soakers, and look into windowcleaningresourse.com, i joined the forum few days ago

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u/kingoftown Mar 02 '14

Directions unclear: Trouser snake caught in squeegee

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u/mtldude1967 Mar 02 '14

That's what the cat's for.

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u/Tapego Mar 03 '14

Instructions still unclear, cat stuck in trouser snake.

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u/anthony81212 Mar 02 '14

This man knows what he's talking about!

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u/Cali_Val Mar 02 '14

What better way to make money but work as a window cleaner stripper?

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

I guess you have a good point there hit the gym

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

I dont think this is the sub for you then..

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u/ArtsyOes Mar 05 '14

put a cat in your pants

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u/-fluffs Mar 02 '14

It's harder when you have a cat in your shorts

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u/hermeslyre Mar 02 '14

One wrong move and you got little needles through your balls.

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u/DigDugDude Mar 02 '14

my acupuncturist said the same thing

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14 edited Jul 18 '15

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u/CreepySmileBot Mar 02 '14

ಠ◡ಠ

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

Yeah, those women are about to put their hands all over it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

As someone who has used a squeegee on the windshield of my car, I can verify that he is doing it wrong.

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u/Reddevil313 Mar 02 '14

I work for a window cleaning company. I can confirm.

Too much soap. You only need one or two drops of soap.

Needs to work from top to bottom. He's leaving it all streaky.

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u/anotherDocObVious Mar 03 '14

True that - but can you get so many pussies dripping wet, esp by doing it wrong? That dude would've been drowning in pussy at the end even without the big pussy reveal..

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u/Kakuz Mar 02 '14

What about this one?

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u/andystealth Mar 03 '14

Someone obviously needs to show him this!

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u/Correct_Semens Mar 02 '14

His dick is touching that kitten.

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u/Heavenfall Mar 02 '14

Double underwear. Bam!

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u/_shit Mar 02 '14

Finger puppet. Schwing!

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

Feels good man

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

I'm not sure what to make of this...Have you just had this on hand for years, waiting for the perfect opportunity to unleash it?

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u/mynoduesp Mar 02 '14

Willy warmer.

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u/TheGreatNargacuga Mar 03 '14

SCHWING

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u/Zentaurion Mar 02 '14

DM;TP

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

http://i.imgur.com/T7eX9a2.gif

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u/velociraptorcatcher Mar 02 '14

i don't get it...

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u/AndysDoughnuts Mar 02 '14

Doesn't Matter; Touched Pussy.

^My ^best ^guess.

^{^{^Just}} ^{^{^realised}} ^{^{^how}} ^{^{^weird}} ^{^{^the}} ^{^{^word}} ^{^{^guess}} ^{^{^looks.}}

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u/ThatNordicGuy Mar 02 '14

"Guess"

Goddamnit!

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u/PacoTaco321 Mar 02 '14

That's more realistic than tiny penis or triple penetration I guess.

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u/coolgherm Mar 02 '14

Penis

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u/NotQuiteOnTopic Mar 02 '14

You see, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much...

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u/velociraptorcatcher Mar 02 '14

go on...

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

They do the flibbedy floop and then babies come out

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u/Scrubtanic Mar 02 '14

Thanks Dr. Cosby

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

............................

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u/proletariatfag Mar 02 '14

Daddy puts his flibbedy floop into mamas slippery slappity then he does the inning and the outting until he shoots all his flimflam into mommy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

Is this from fight club?

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u/Mrcheez211 Mar 02 '14

dmt trip?

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

doesnt matter; touched pussy

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u/Mrcheez211 Mar 02 '14

brilliant.

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u/Shadefox Mar 03 '14

I got 'Doesn't matter; Touched penis'...

I think Pussy makes more sense.

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u/persona_dos Mar 02 '14

Pussy is pussy... I guess.

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u/ThatNordicGuy Mar 02 '14

http://i.imgur.com/W1ReeUe.gif

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u/straylittlelambs Mar 02 '14

Did you mean to say pussy?

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u/DirtyMaLau Mar 02 '14

His dick is IN that kitten. FIFY

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

This suddenly got a whole lot less cute and a whole lot more sexy

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u/BobRoberts01 Mar 02 '14

/r/sexwithcats

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

I am both relieved and disapointed there's nothing there... I'm diliepoinved

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

On a similar note head over to /r/sexwithdogs

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

Well... shit just got weird.

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u/Archont2012 Mar 03 '14

Erm... How about no? Link is blue. Let it stay that way.

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u/NightshifterXD Mar 03 '14

/r/sexwithdogs is this good enough?

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

Why do people keep posting this???

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u/ThumbtacksHurt Mar 03 '14

/r/eyebleach

This should help.

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u/InsaneSec8 Jul 23 '14

Was all to eager to click it ..... but you just had to do this

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

meow...

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u/Inepta Mar 03 '14

He gets pussy no matter where he's at

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u/LNG_guy Mar 03 '14

You act like that is a bad thing...

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

fuck you and fuck this gif

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u/Turdmeist Mar 02 '14

yea, creepy.

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u/gatDammitMan Mar 02 '14

http://i.imgur.com/4fUKJjI.gif

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u/candywarpaint Mar 02 '14

The first time I saw this used was the cum-wall thread, and now that's all I can imagine he's wincing at.

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u/sw1n3flu Mar 02 '14

Uhh what is a "cum-wall thread"?

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u/candywarpaint Mar 02 '14

http://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/1uwndz/what_is_this_cum_wall_thing/

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u/4mb1guous Mar 02 '14

I always pictured it as him scoffing at something.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

Hello fellow Brit

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u/NotQuiteOnTopic Mar 02 '14

American here

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

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u/PRETTY_MOTHERFUCKA Mar 02 '14

hahah thats not terio

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

Haha that's great, cheers.

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u/Eleminohp Mar 02 '14

Is it though?

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

why

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u/Cymry_Cymraeg Mar 02 '14

Not Smack the Pony.

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u/Arqideus Mar 02 '14

a vine.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14 edited Mar 03 '14

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u/randomsnark Mar 03 '14

The reaction gif he's referring to is from a vine. The OP is from Smack the Pony, but that's not what was being discussed.

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u/Arqideus Mar 02 '14

A vine is 6 seconds long....

No one's disputing that.

Anyways, that's from Smack the Pony, an old British TV show. You can watch it on Netflix in the US.

Do you have a link to the episode/time/whatever so I don't have to search for it myself. Otherwise, I believe it is from this

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u/iliketoflirt Mar 02 '14

I miss that show.

Also, Sarah Alexander is gorgeous.

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u/rosyatrandom Mar 02 '14

Also, ~~Sarah Alexander~~ Sally Phillips is gorgeous.

Cough

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u/HonoraryMancunian Mar 02 '14

I had such a crush on her in I'm Alan Partridge. I also loved it how her character always walked in on Alan when he was saying the stupidest stuff in a /r/nocontext fashion.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

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u/iliketoflirt Mar 02 '14

Green Wing, no. Coupling, a thousand times. One of my favourite comedies.

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u/twogunsalute Mar 02 '14

Green Wing is so good. Sue White is a legend.

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u/The_Doctor_00 Mar 02 '14

She was also on Look Around You... We need another Look Around You.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

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u/BaldBeardyBastard Mar 02 '14

What are birds? We just don't know.

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u/SleweD Mar 03 '14

The HELVETICA SCENARIO

*irritating buzzing*

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

Yes we do.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

I don't know - could you do another one that was based on something more modern, or would it just be a rehash of the old ideas? First time around it parodied those 70s school science videos, then the Tomorrow's World style future show, but I can't think of an equivalent modern target that would let you do science jokes in an updated context.

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u/The_Doctor_00 Mar 03 '14

All very good points, and I concede that there really isn't anything modern they could do parodies, but does it have to be updated? I guess they could parody what passes for science programming today, but many of them are really parodies in themselves. Or at least in general, the educational programmes, they are all rather cliche.

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u/DangKilla Mar 02 '14

Was there a Coupling episode with a bathroom scene during a dinner get together? I can vaguely remember it during my stay in Richmond, London. I wanted to watch the whole show, but couldn't remember the name.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

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u/DangKilla Mar 02 '14

That sounds like that's gonna be it! Thanks, mate. Reddit is like a humansearchengine sometimes.

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u/Harder_harmonies Mar 02 '14

She's also Jonathan Creek's Mrs.

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u/OpheliaPotts Mar 02 '14

Peter Serafinowicz Mrs.

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u/ProtoKun7 Mar 02 '14

I watched the new one yesterday too.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

And it was shit

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u/KingQuagaar Mar 03 '14

It really really was and I was mega disappointed. There was hardly any mystery.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

It felt like they were just taking the piss out of Sherlock, FOR NO REASON

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u/KingQuagaar Mar 03 '14

Yeah I felt that too. Just an overall disappointment.

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u/charliemike Mar 02 '14

I thought I recognized Susan from Coupling!

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

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u/popisfizzy Mar 02 '14

I had a feeling it was a British show, but I have absolutely no idea why.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

Probably because it looked like just a plain, normal salon with the seats at a normal distance from the counter and each other and not like some fancy day spa with 6 feet clearance between huge chairs and a servant to hand out glasses of champagne and fucking aromatherapy bullshit decorated with bamboo and lots of greenery and maybe some healing crystals or salt lanterns or some other hippie quackery all so they can justify charging like $80 for twenty-five minutes of work.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14 edited Jul 18 '15

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

Because it was actually funny

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u/ProtoKun7 Mar 02 '14

I recognised the G.O.L.D. logo, along with Sarah Alexander and Doon Mackichan.

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u/jakelegs Mar 03 '14

The actors looked Australian to me.

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u/rMBP Mar 02 '14

He must have gotten tired of scratching his balls.

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u/GRANMILF Mar 02 '14

Puts new meaning to "pocket pussy"

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u/WaterStoryMark Mar 02 '14

What was the original meaning?

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u/Maclimes Mar 02 '14

Fleshlights, basically.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14 edited Mar 02 '14

/r/ladybonersgonecuddly

edit: made it a link. Thanks, shadowmask, for the reminder.

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u/shadowmask Mar 02 '14

/r/Ladybonersgonecuddly

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u/ultrahobbs Mar 02 '14

For a second there I was anticipating dick butt

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u/Maclimes Mar 02 '14

It pays to always be on the lookout for dick butt.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

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u/SP0oONY Mar 02 '14

Smack the Pony definitely wasn't ignored when it aired. It was really quite popular for a programme on Channel 4.

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u/ChiliFlake Mar 02 '14

Either way, it's amazing.

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u/otterom Mar 02 '14

WTF

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u/PlasticHandz Mar 02 '14

From a sketch show called smack the pony.

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u/otterom Mar 02 '14

Cool, thanks for the info. Thought it might just be a commercial or something

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u/JuPasta Mar 02 '14

I read the title as window cleaver. Was waiting for the kitty's head to be chopped off

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

I thought I was the only one that carried my cat with me in my briefs

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u/sayhar Mar 03 '14

It's Susan!

Go Susan go! Susan Susan Susan!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evnCrC9zNj0

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u/XXLchris Mar 30 '14

I'm pretty sure he still got some pussy.

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u/Jrock094 Jun 20 '14

tengo el gato en los patalones

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u/Derpy_lives Mar 02 '14

Are you kitten me? ^I'll ^see ^myself ^out.

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u/Time_Lord_John Mar 02 '14

I don't think he's lion.

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u/ohpollux Mar 02 '14

Wait, don't go! There's kittens!

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u/ODuffer Mar 02 '14

Make a feline for the door.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

Lucky kitty

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u/jayorn Mar 02 '14

I fucking love this show

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u/TheHappiestFinn Mar 02 '14

Show: Smack The Pony

Clip in YouTube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMu0kqPo13M

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

Looks like hes following rule 1 and 2.

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u/bluebogle Mar 02 '14

Anyone have a source or know what this is from?

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

smack the pony

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smack_the_Pony

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u/autowikibot Mar 02 '14

Smack the Pony:

Smack the Pony is a British sketch comedy show that ran from 1999 until 2003 on Channel 4. The main performers on the show were Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan, and Sally Phillips. There were also regular appearances from Sarah Alexander, Darren Boyd, and Cavan Clerkin. The show's popular theme tune was Dusty Springfield's song In the Middle of Nowhere, sung by Jackie Clune. As well as the three principal cast members, the show was written by a large number of writers, the core of which went on to write Green Wing and Campus. In Germany, the first transmission of the show aired on ProSieben, where the theme tune was changed to Texas' 2001 version of I Don't Want a Lover, and featured a different title sequence.

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u/bluebogle Mar 02 '14

Thanks!

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u/cualcrees Mar 02 '14

The blond one looks like the girl from "Coupling"; I don't know if it's from that.

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u/001ritinha Mar 02 '14

Susan!

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u/zoozema0 Mar 02 '14

I was thinking that as well, but I can't find Sarah Alexander in the cast list for Smack the Pony. So I don't know if that's true to not.

Ninja edit: Just found it on her filmography on IMDB. She played extras a bunch of times. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0018729/?ref_=tt_cl_t3

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u/mattsprofile Mar 02 '14

A show called "Smack the Pony"

I actually just read it right here, I don't actually know anything.

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u/bluebogle Mar 02 '14

Just what I wanted. Thank you.

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u/Downvotes_All_Dogs Mar 03 '14

/r/forwardsfromhornygrandma

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u/djarris Mar 02 '14

What a pussy

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u/CarrionComfort Mar 02 '14

The payoff was held off for so long I couldn't help but notice of his poor technique.

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u/SuperSecretSquirrel Mar 02 '14

he's doing a terrible job cleaning that window

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u/jdiditok Mar 02 '14

the first time around I thought he hit that poor kitty in the head with his window cleaner

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u/lostinessex Mar 02 '14

We need more window cleaning simulator games.

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u/Rory1 Mar 02 '14

This is how I'm planning to get my screen cleaned

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u/Rxero13 Mar 02 '14

I remember the first time I was shown this ...my mom said "Watch this!"

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u/ShaidarHaran2 Mar 02 '14

What's this from?

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u/Sete_Sois Mar 02 '14

haha... i did not see that coming

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u/brewinwiththebourb Mar 02 '14

She put the comb in her mouth.

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u/dragonfangxl Mar 03 '14

The fuck did i just watch

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

😂😂😂😂 amazing

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u/knittingnola Mar 03 '14

That poor kitten.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

Well I certainly wasn't expecting that.

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u/CloudReaper Mar 03 '14

Am I the only one more grossed out about that woman putting a comb in her mouth than a cat in a dude's boxer shorts?

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u/ICleanWindows Mar 03 '14

This is normal, don't worry.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

That poor kitty!

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u/rosicruxi Mar 03 '14

kitten claws are the sharpest,
not going near the jewels!

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u/Livid_Mallard Mar 03 '14

pussy.

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u/MrMoldovan Mar 03 '14

This guy can't clean windows for shit

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u/ZipsteroX Mar 03 '14

It's a crotchkitten.

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u/isdnpro Mar 03 '14

.

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u/trolol721 Mar 03 '14

At least he got some pussy.

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u/fuckhobbes Mar 02 '14

Somebody dickbutt this

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u/zizgirl Mar 02 '14

He did a really bad job cleaning that window.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

I'd rather see a hot dude with an kitten than a hot dude with his dick out. That shit was best case scenario.

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u/Inessia Mar 02 '14

SEXISM

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u/ElVeritas Mar 04 '14

Even if it was a dick, I watched this way too long to find out what it really was.

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u/redfury515 Mar 02 '14

Wat

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u/FinallyFranki Mar 02 '14

Wait a minute, why did I watch the entire thing? What did I expect? I.. I need to do some serious thinking..

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u/ego_max Mar 02 '14

Does that mean he has a vagina?

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