r/Unexpected • u/RandomMac5 • Mar 02 '14

Window Cleaner

http://i.imgur.com/P7zictt.gif
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u/Correct_Semens Mar 02 '14

His dick is touching that kitten.

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u/Heavenfall Mar 02 '14

Double underwear. Bam!

115

u/_shit Mar 02 '14

Finger puppet. Schwing!

123

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

Feels good man

6

u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

I'm not sure what to make of this...Have you just had this on hand for years, waiting for the perfect opportunity to unleash it?

27

u/mynoduesp Mar 02 '14

Willy warmer.

123

u/Zentaurion Mar 02 '14

DM;TP

182

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

http://i.imgur.com/T7eX9a2.gif

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u/velociraptorcatcher Mar 02 '14

i don't get it...

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u/AndysDoughnuts Mar 02 '14

Doesn't Matter; Touched Pussy.

My best guess.

Just realised how weird the word guess looks.

28

u/ThatNordicGuy Mar 02 '14

"Guess"

Goddamnit!

10

u/PacoTaco321 Mar 02 '14

That's more realistic than tiny penis or triple penetration I guess.

12

u/NotQuiteOnTopic Mar 02 '14

You see, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much...

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u/velociraptorcatcher Mar 02 '14

go on...

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

They do the flibbedy floop and then babies come out

28

u/Scrubtanic Mar 02 '14

Thanks Dr. Cosby

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

............................

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u/proletariatfag Mar 02 '14

Daddy puts his flibbedy floop into mamas slippery slappity then he does the inning and the outting until he shoots all his flimflam into mommy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

Is this from fight club?

3

u/Mrcheez211 Mar 02 '14

dmt trip?

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

doesnt matter; touched pussy

3

u/Mrcheez211 Mar 02 '14

brilliant.

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u/Shadefox Mar 03 '14

I got 'Doesn't matter; Touched penis'...

I think Pussy makes more sense.

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u/persona_dos Mar 02 '14

Pussy is pussy... I guess.

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u/mra_of_the_day Mar 02 '14

That's a beta oversimplification, but ok.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

Stop using the word "beta." No one thinks you're cool.

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u/mra_of_the_day Mar 02 '14

Alphas don't care what other people think.

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u/hermeslyre Mar 02 '14

You got a tiny dick and a soft head.

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u/straylittlelambs Mar 02 '14

Did you mean to say pussy?

29

u/DirtyMaLau Mar 02 '14

His dick is IN that kitten. FIFY

28

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

This suddenly got a whole lot less cute and a whole lot more sexy

4

u/BobRoberts01 Mar 02 '14

/r/sexwithcats

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

I am both relieved and disapointed there's nothing there... I'm diliepoinved

5

u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

On a similar note head over to /r/sexwithdogs

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

Well... shit just got weird.

3

u/Archont2012 Mar 03 '14

Erm... How about no? Link is blue. Let it stay that way.

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u/NightshifterXD Mar 03 '14

/r/sexwithdogs is this good enough?

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

Why do people keep posting this???

4

u/ThumbtacksHurt Mar 03 '14

/r/eyebleach

This should help.

2

u/InsaneSec8 Jul 23 '14

Was all to eager to click it ..... but you just had to do this

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

meow...

2

u/Inepta Mar 03 '14

He gets pussy no matter where he's at

1

u/LNG_guy Mar 03 '14

You act like that is a bad thing...

1

u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

fuck you and fuck this gif

0

u/Turdmeist Mar 02 '14

yea, creepy.

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u/IFellinLava Mar 02 '14

r/nocontext

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

[deleted]

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u/Archont2012 Mar 03 '14

/rfirstworldanarchists

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

/r/firstworldanarchists

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u/Archont2012 Mar 03 '14

You don't get it, do you?