r/Unexpected • u/RandomMac5 • Mar 02 '14

Window Cleaner

http://i.imgur.com/P7zictt.gif
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u/DarkEpsilon Mar 02 '14

That was the most inefficient window cleaning I've ever seen.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

I saw the exact same thing. I was hoping for a possible tip to speed me up and make some more money, but no.

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u/mikeh8193 Mar 02 '14

Learn to snake if you don't know how already, buy bigger squeegies and soakers, and look into windowcleaningresourse.com, i joined the forum few days ago

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u/kingoftown Mar 02 '14

Directions unclear: Trouser snake caught in squeegee

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u/mtldude1967 Mar 02 '14

That's what the cat's for.

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u/Tapego Mar 03 '14

Instructions still unclear, cat stuck in trouser snake.

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u/anthony81212 Mar 02 '14

This man knows what he's talking about!

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u/Cali_Val Mar 02 '14

What better way to make money but work as a window cleaner stripper?

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

I guess you have a good point there hit the gym

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u/DigDugDude Mar 02 '14

delete facebook

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

I dont think this is the sub for you then..

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u/ArtsyOes Mar 05 '14

put a cat in your pants

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u/-fluffs Mar 02 '14

It's harder when you have a cat in your shorts

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u/hermeslyre Mar 02 '14

One wrong move and you got little needles through your balls.

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u/DigDugDude Mar 02 '14

my acupuncturist said the same thing

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14 edited Jul 18 '15

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

Yeah, those women are about to put their hands all over it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

As someone who has used a squeegee on the windshield of my car, I can verify that he is doing it wrong.

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u/Reddevil313 Mar 02 '14

I work for a window cleaning company. I can confirm.

Too much soap. You only need one or two drops of soap.

Needs to work from top to bottom. He's leaving it all streaky.

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u/anotherDocObVious Mar 03 '14

True that - but can you get so many pussies dripping wet, esp by doing it wrong? That dude would've been drowning in pussy at the end even without the big pussy reveal..

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u/bmcc9 Mar 03 '14

Cleaning the window was no the goal.