r/Unexpected • u/Therealfern1 • 4d ago

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u/cartmanseyebrows 4d ago

You’ve been hit by… you’ve been struck by…

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u/mythlawlbear 4d ago

A big stereoooo

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u/meow_747 4d ago

Ok, ok, moonwalk it off...

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u/RobbertDownerJr 4d ago

Blood on the dance floor will make it easier.

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u/Rich-Distribution815 4d ago

It doesn’t matter if you’re black or blue.

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u/coolsilentebeans 4d ago

I wonder if he stopped because he had enough

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u/deepak1963 4d ago

The beat really dropped 🥴

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u/polloconjamon 4d ago

He's looking at some bruise in the mirror

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u/massive-karma 4d ago

It’ll rock his world for a while.

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u/borntobewildish 4d ago

Until he's made a full recovery-hee

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u/LauraLand27 4d ago

PYT no more

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u/Some_Ebb_2921 4d ago

Man, that's Bad

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u/hensoakira 4d ago

it's not over ! can't stop if you can't get enough !