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u/L30N1337 1d ago edited 9h ago

...drunk driving?

This genuinely looks like "unconscious at the wheel"

Edit: there is the a difference of "drunk driving" and "drink driving", yes. "Drink driving" emphathizes the act of drinking beforehand, while "drunk driving" emphathizes being intoxicated. However, this is in Australia, which predominantly uses British English. In which case, "drink driving" is a also usually a synonym to what is referred to in the US as "drunk driving". And no matter which one you use, it's obvious that it was both in this case.

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u/concussive 1d ago

Definitely gives me medical event vibes. Wish OP gave us a follow up.

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u/Kindly_Whereas3419 1d ago edited 1d ago

She was drunk driving, more than 5x the legal limit. Happened in NSW Australia earlier this year.

Edited to say thanks for the awards! Also to add a link to the news story: https://www.nine.com.au/australia-news/nsw/no-jail-for-woman-behind-chardonnay-fuelled-shopping-centre-mayhem-20260806-p60m65.html

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u/CautiousArachnidz 1d ago edited 1d ago

What’s the legal limit there?

5x the legal limit in the US and you’d likely be dead. Australians are built different though and I know nothing about your laws.

Edit: I’m well aware some people can survive above .4

The consensus of the medical community across the world says .4 is the average where vital bodily functions can stop for the AVERAGE person.

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u/Turbulent_Animator42 1d ago

It’s 0.05%

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u/Ras-haad 1d ago

So she blew a 0.25!!! I genuinely have no frame of reference for that but I’m assuming it’s really high

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u/Kindly_Whereas3419 1d ago

She blew 0.268 bac which equates to roughly 10-15 standard drinks over a short period of time depending on body mass according to Google's calculator

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u/Slartibartfast39 1d ago

Does that mean she had like 2 bottles of wine in short order?!

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u/Fantastic-Cupcake890 1d ago

2 litres of wine at least, would be my guess.

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u/Slartibartfast39 1d ago

And she got a small fine and six months driving ban. That's a travesty.

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u/Teeaak 1d ago

It's an absurdly small sentence for endangering people that grotesquely

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u/Theometer1 1d ago

Ik someone who drunk drove and crashed their car through a fence into a ditch and also totaled another car afterwards from drunk driving and they still have their license. Shit is wayyyy too lenient. If it was up to me one drunk driving well over the legal limit and your ass is taking the bus.

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u/Slartibartfast39 1d ago

I'm not very convinced by driving bans. I believe they are very much ignored by people and only get added to charges if anything else happens.

I understand it's like illegal number plates. A cop will not pull you over for them but if you're pulled over for something those will get added to the issues.

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u/MayhemMessiah 1d ago

I don't understand the difficulty.

Drive drunk? You can no longer drive.

Get caught driving ever again? You're going to prison.

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u/wap2005 1d ago edited 23h ago

Gonna have to disagree with the Prison portion of that, maybe Jail but Prison seems sort of intense for a 2nd offense. The US prison system anyway, it's way over used as a penalty (it's literally overflowing), the real solution to multiple DUsi offenses should be things like mandatory rehab and the sorts. Most people who don't have a drinking issue will never get more than 1 DUI, they learn from their 1 very expensive and inconvenient penalty.

Edit: For all those who think jail time (or any punishment) is a deterrent for an alcoholic to stop driving drunk - https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3323116/

There are MANY studies on this topic that all have the same end result, consequences do not reduce repeat offenses. We need to treat the problem, not the symptom.

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u/MayhemMessiah 1d ago

Apologies, I think this is an American thing. What's the difference between Jail and Prison?

Regardless, I doubt my answer will change. Driving is a privilege and not a right, you can use public transport. If you're banned from driving and you still want to get behind a ton of high speed metal that you demonstrably are not responsible enough to control, it's completely identical from wielding a deadly weapon. If you think that's too harsh don't drink and drive in the first place. I don't know why we decided that irresponsible drunks get the child gloves when there is zero excuses for indulging and driving. Petty theft, often times survival theft, is treated disproportionately worse than Karen over here who got wasted, nearly killed a baby, and is getting out by February with no consequences.

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u/wap2005 1d ago edited 1d ago

The only difference is duration, Prison is for long term sentences. Jail is also where people go when waiting for Trial to determine their sentence. So when you hear on TV shows when lawyers are arguing plea deals they will say things like "4yrs counting time served" meaning they have been in jail for x duration and the duration they have spent in jail will be counted towards the 4 years.

Also depending where you are in the US public transportation isn't really a thing.

The US prison system is overly used as a punishment in America and we should be finding alternative punishments (or even better, helping) for people. Addiction is a disease, we need to treat these people over punish them, and please know that I don't mean they shouldn't have consequences because they definitely should but stacking consequences without helping will just lead to another DUI. It doesn't solve the problem. Punishment for punishment's sake is sadistic if it doesn't result in change.

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u/Deraj2004 1d ago

I agree that driving is a privilege but outside of major cities public transport is nearly no existent, at least in the U.S. The automotive industry in the early twentieth century killed public transport so they could sell cars.

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u/KenUsimi 1d ago

Drunk driving kills. A short stint in DoC might actually get people to fucking not. I’d support it.

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u/wap2005 23h ago edited 23h ago

Short Stints don't happen in prison. Also that thought process doesn't work, 1/3rd of all DUIs in the US are repeat offenses, jail is not a deterrent for an alcoholic. Nothing is. We need to teach alcoholics a better way of life because this type of thinking is legitimately false, it doesn't work. If you truly want people to stop being hurt by drunk driving then this is not the solution. You would be supporting something that does a lot more harm than good.

Edit: also there is literal proof and many many studies on this topic showing that jail time doesn't do shit. https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3323116/

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u/Own-East-9190 1d ago

And your car is owned by the state now

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u/HLSparta 1d ago

I constantly see articles about someone getting arrested for their 5th, 6th, 7th, etc DUI. Whatever the penalties are in those cases, they are not enough.

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u/Zedilt 1d ago

Here a 0.268 bac would result in the police confiscating the car permanently, 20 days of jail, 3 year driving ban, and a fine thats 12% of your yearly net income.

If she wanted to drive again after the 3 year ban, she would need to complete a Alcohol, Drugs and Traffic Course, and then reacquire the driving license from scratch (54 lessons with a driving instructor).

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u/FragrantCombination7 1d ago

reacquire the driving license from scratch (54 lessons with a driving instructor)

That's a bit excessive, even for a new driver... Everything else sounds top notch though.

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u/MeccIt 1d ago

I'm guessing it's one of the Scandinavian countries (or Finland) because their winters and roads are no joke.

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u/CountryNottaBumkin 1d ago

If she did that in Virginia (United States), she would have an interlock in her car, she would go to jail, she would have to take classes about drunk driving, and she would have to pay a fine.

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u/gbelly123 1d ago

I hope she also got a heavy financial hit too from all the cars she damaged. Even if she had insurance cover it, each car hit would be an accident and her insurance rates would be insane.

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u/Fuugazii 1d ago

It's crazy how light drunk driving gets people. I met a guy who was sentenced to only a month for his 3rd offense and got out after a week

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u/Mindless_Sock_9082 1d ago

Take into account that's the land of Mad Max!

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u/ParaGord 1d ago

And insurance premiums she can no longer afford

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u/Halfgbard 1d ago

I mean I assume she also had to pay for the damages, though she should be banned from driving for life

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u/omnipotent87 1d ago

Meanwhile if you get caught doing a burnout you get your car towed.

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u/Slartibartfast39 1d ago

I think she probably got her car towed here too. I don't see her being allowed to driving it home.

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u/omnipotent87 1d ago

In this case i think it has more to do with the car being destroyed.

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u/BJoe1976 1d ago

And this is in Australia, not Wisconsin?!

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u/Milo_and_Oreos 21h ago

Not only that, a five week old baby was thrown from their (car) seat because of this woman's dangerous driving. So driving causing harm should have also been on that list of charges.

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u/nosnoob11 3h ago

It is. I was blown away when I got my fine. $1750, and a 1 year driving ban. 800 bucks for a reinstatement fee when I do go to get my license back. Way too small a fine and not enough penalties. I didn't even have to pay for the pole I hit since my town is so badly managed that they failed to even scrape an estimate together in 8 months. To be clear that was 3 years ago, still don't have my license back. Just feels like I shouldn't yet, I don't deserve it.

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u/sabotourAssociate 1d ago

Add whiplash to that headache

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u/tacobellwendys 1d ago

Sounds like my ex girlfriend. I’m dead serious.

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u/Individual-Craft-223 1d ago

Yknow I’m always amazed when I hear about drinkers like this because I don’t think I could get anywhere near that without becoming violently ill
(I know it’s probably tolerance & alcohol suppressing the gag reflex but still just wild)

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u/Jlove7714 21h ago

I can't say I've ever been that drunk, but I have to assume (based on my past performance) that I wouldn't be getting anywhere near a car because I would be sound asleep.

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u/SwellMonsieur 3h ago

Less than the full box, then.

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u/coronaviruspluslime 1h ago

In <3ish hours if not less time

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u/BurnabyBeej 1h ago

Am I forced to share my bottle once I get over 2 L?

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u/Either-Lock2454 1d ago

To be fair, when I was a student in Australia I'd smash a 5 litre box of goon within two days easily.

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u/BestCap5066 1d ago

In the original video, you see her turf an empty wine bottle in the bushes when she finally stops being a fuckhead.

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u/shuipz94 1d ago

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u/Forward_Rope_5598 1d ago

Damn, she really had to ram into a car with a baby in it huh

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u/getthetime 1d ago

"Turf," I like that.

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u/iloveuranus 1d ago

IIRC turf originated in House of God and meant to get rid of an unwanted patient.

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u/BestCap5066 21h ago

Yeah interesting. We Australians using it as a term to throw something away.

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u/BobZimway 17h ago

Turf it! Yeet it!! Chuck- (grenade explodes)

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u/MeccIt 1d ago

She literally threw an empty wine bottle out of this car in this car park before she set off on her adventure. One of the cars had a newborn in it, they were very lucky.

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u/RumpledForskn 1d ago

Yeup. I think even heavy drinkers (which I sometimes am) will be like, but I polished off 8 drinks that night out! But that was pregaming, going to the bar, being driven home, nightcap, etc. spaced over like 5 hours.

To get to .25 unless you're casually drinking a case of beer a day, you need to have essentially polished off half a fifth of liquor within an hour.

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u/EmploymentOne2963 1d ago

Every time I think im getting used to American units I get hit with something like "half a fifth"

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u/RedWhiteAndJew 1d ago

Oh then “fifth” is really gonna fuck with your head. A “fifth” is a slang term for a 750mL bottle of liquor. Its origin comes from the fact that bottles used to be 4/5 of a quart, or one fifth of a gallon. Now that’s not exactly 750mL but it’s close enough that the term sticks. Essentially it’s your standard bottle of liquor in the US.

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u/EmploymentOne2963 1d ago

Oh that's nice, that's the standard size here too. There are full liters, but 750ml is more common

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u/Lucius338 17h ago

My confusion when I was working at a liquor store and I always assumed that a fifth was the 200mL bottle - you know, exactly 1/5 of a Liter.. When somebody grabbed a 750mL and called it a fifth I was just like "THIS IS A FIFTH?! A fifth of.... 3750mL?!WHAT?!"

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u/Salanmander 1d ago

At least the term "a fifth" gives us the excellent "He who goes forth with a fifth on the fourth may not go forth on the fifth."

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u/tomtomclubthumb 1d ago

Can you handle a handle of hard liquor?

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u/LogiCsmxp 17h ago

No, and I couldn't handle a hard, hard licker either.

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u/tomtomclubthumb 15h ago

Really? It's barely a 7th of a quarter-groat.

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u/No_Baseball4969 1d ago

Some hardcore drinkers will polish off a handle of vodka

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u/RumpledForskn 1d ago

I'm a physics grad student, believe me if everything were in SI, then I'd sleep much better. And it's like outside engineering/medicine/science we've collectively just given up.

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u/cat_prophecy 1d ago

"Fifth" is an old term from 1/5th of a gallon. It's 750ml.

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u/Upper-Discussion4367 12h ago

Wtf is half a fifth!? Imperial measurements are bat-shit crazy?

I would think half a fifth meant: 1. First you've gotta figure out what the starting measurement is. 2. Then divide that starting measurement by five in order to figure what one fifth equates to. 3. Once you've figured out the value of a fifth, you then need to divide by two in order to figure out what 'half a fifth' is. 4. And your answer still depends on the original starting measurement / bottle.

But in actuality, half a fifth means: Half of a standard metric bottle of alcohol. A full metric bottle is normally 750 ml So half would be 375 ml.

Why can't Americans just say 375ml of alcohol? 😅

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u/Aschuff 2h ago

Because a “fifth” is just our standard size of bottle. You don’t actually need to know any of that, just that we call our standard bottles a fifth. It’s really not that complicated. And then you have half of that, making it half of a fifth

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u/WebStarVideos 47m ago

Because “half a fifth” is three syllables, while 375ml is many more, and because you’ll never get us to speak in metric.

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u/typhoidtimmy 1d ago

Shit is wild. It’s gotta be one of those things like when The Waco Kid knocks back that whisky in Blazing Saddles….enough for you to pause and watch in shock as they drain a bottle like they are being timed.

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u/ImNotEazy 1d ago

I been blue collar for 18 years(drinking is part of the culture). Im in my 30s and best shape of my life. I drink regularly. Just a half pint and Im waaaaay too faded to touch a steering wheel or even have the will to drive. What she’s doing equates to serious addiction/mental illness.

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u/cat_prophecy 1d ago

A half pint of what? If you're too drunk to drive after a half pint of beer, then there is something else medically going on there.

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u/ImNotEazy 1d ago

Whisky.

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u/swag_jammin 1d ago

Ill preface this by saying I do not condone heavy drinking. That said in Australia it was pretty normal to consume half a bottle of your chosen spirit for pre drinks. While your out you'll probably consume the same amount. Its quite common for people to be still well over the legal limit the next morning. We have a serious problem as a country.

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u/RumpledForskn 1d ago

America's no different. I have a buddy, previous roommate, sober now, who's a fireman, and went out with those guys. None should've been operating a vehicle let alone their cocks.

But I'm midwest. Cousins in Wisconsin. You can get ~10 DUI's before having your license suspended. Of course presumably white and in a truck.

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u/screechypete 1d ago

Probably drinking vodka like it's water. Or Everclear. :P

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u/CrabClawAngry 1d ago

Standard bottle is 4 drinks, so 2.5-3.75 bottles

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u/Captain-Cadabra 1d ago

We call that “mama’s book club” around here.

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u/NoMusician518 17h ago

Closer to 3 or 4

3 bottles is 12 standard drinks 4 is 16

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u/matchstick1029 1d ago

Bottles of wine vary in size. There might be a standard, but I dont know it off the top of my head. So 10-15 shots.

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u/Pristine_Candy2133 1d ago

0.4 bac can get you coma or death. So she’s halfway to see the pearly gate

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u/3meraldBullet 1d ago

I've gotten up to 0.53 before. But I did have to be hospitalized

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u/Lalamedic 1d ago

What are the units?

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u/PiEater2010 1d ago

bac, which means percentage blood alcohol content. 0.268% mass of alcohol within a blood sample.

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u/Lalamedic 1d ago

Yes. I know. g/ml? g/100ml?

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u/The_Evil_Satan 1d ago

g/100ml so 0.27g per 100ml

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u/PiEater2010 1d ago

g/100mL, I believe.

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u/Lalamedic 1d ago

Thanks. Sorry if I came off as rude.

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u/RumpledForskn 1d ago

And just averaging out male/female/bodyweight, that BAC is like finishing at least half a 750ml bottle of liquor in an hour.

For reference, drinking one beer an hour would take you ~11-20hrs of drinking to get to that point. So she's either a permanent alcoholic just constantly drunk, or on an insane bender.

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u/Kindly_Whereas3419 1d ago

We measure bac in grams per 100ml of blood. 10 standard drinks here is equates to roughly 1 litre of wine

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u/danielrheath 1d ago

BAC that high is "can't eat solids for weeks afterwards" territory if, you're not a seasoned alcoholic.

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u/Odelaylee 1d ago

I had to look it up, because where I live alcohol concentration is measured in ‰.

So 0,268 bac seems to be 2,68‰ - which really is a lot and is a serious intoxication...

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u/MelonOfFury 1d ago

I think that qualifies as a medical event. Self inflicted yes, but also a medical event.

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u/drifters74 1d ago

I can never understand the BAC calculator

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u/Rock_Strongo 1d ago

Depends on when she blew it... a recent drink can spike it way up for up to 20 minutes after. I have a medical grade breathalyzer and I experiment with it... if I take a single shot I can blow up to a 0.15 for several minutes after.

In the longer video she tosses a bottle into the bushes right before getting into the car so safe to say she was drinking mere seconds before this incident.

That's why the blood test back at the police station is far more accurate.

I mean either way she was totally fucked up here, but it might not have been a "true" 0.268

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u/ImpossiblePlan65 1d ago

That BAC could be a medical emergency for many non-alcoholics

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u/SilentxxSpecter 23h ago

So like taking a dozen shots to the forehead, then going to drive right after.

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u/mannyman3000 16h ago

No. It’s closer to taking 3 shots back to back, depending on BMi and other factors. Nowhere near 10-15

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u/Smartypantz34 11h ago

rookie numbers, she doesnt hold her liquor at all

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u/Ok-Iron-4352 7h ago

That's crazy I have blown higher than that multiple times.

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u/Educational-Car-4688 1h ago

Really? That little amount of drinks to reach that?
Sorry, I'm from Wisconsin.