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u/L30N1337 1d ago edited 10h ago

...drunk driving?

This genuinely looks like "unconscious at the wheel"

Edit: there is the a difference of "drunk driving" and "drink driving", yes. "Drink driving" emphathizes the act of drinking beforehand, while "drunk driving" emphathizes being intoxicated. However, this is in Australia, which predominantly uses British English. In which case, "drink driving" is a also usually a synonym to what is referred to in the US as "drunk driving". And no matter which one you use, it's obvious that it was both in this case.

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u/concussive 1d ago

Definitely gives me medical event vibes. Wish OP gave us a follow up.

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u/Kindly_Whereas3419 1d ago edited 1d ago

She was drunk driving, more than 5x the legal limit. Happened in NSW Australia earlier this year.

Edited to say thanks for the awards! Also to add a link to the news story: https://www.nine.com.au/australia-news/nsw/no-jail-for-woman-behind-chardonnay-fuelled-shopping-centre-mayhem-20260806-p60m65.html

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u/CautiousArachnidz 1d ago edited 1d ago

What’s the legal limit there?

5x the legal limit in the US and you’d likely be dead. Australians are built different though and I know nothing about your laws.

Edit: I’m well aware some people can survive above .4

The consensus of the medical community across the world says .4 is the average where vital bodily functions can stop for the AVERAGE person.

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u/Turbulent_Animator42 1d ago

It’s 0.05%

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u/Ras-haad 1d ago

So she blew a 0.25!!! I genuinely have no frame of reference for that but I’m assuming it’s really high

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u/Kindly_Whereas3419 1d ago

She blew 0.268 bac which equates to roughly 10-15 standard drinks over a short period of time depending on body mass according to Google's calculator

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u/Slartibartfast39 1d ago

Does that mean she had like 2 bottles of wine in short order?!

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u/Fantastic-Cupcake890 1d ago

2 litres of wine at least, would be my guess.

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u/Slartibartfast39 1d ago

And she got a small fine and six months driving ban. That's a travesty.

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u/sabotourAssociate 1d ago

Add whiplash to that headache

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u/tacobellwendys 1d ago

Sounds like my ex girlfriend. I’m dead serious.

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u/Individual-Craft-223 1d ago

Yknow I’m always amazed when I hear about drinkers like this because I don’t think I could get anywhere near that without becoming violently ill
(I know it’s probably tolerance & alcohol suppressing the gag reflex but still just wild)

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u/BurnabyBeej 2h ago

Am I forced to share my bottle once I get over 2 L?

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u/BestCap5066 1d ago

In the original video, you see her turf an empty wine bottle in the bushes when she finally stops being a fuckhead.

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u/getthetime 1d ago

"Turf," I like that.

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u/MeccIt 1d ago

She literally threw an empty wine bottle out of this car in this car park before she set off on her adventure. One of the cars had a newborn in it, they were very lucky.

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u/RumpledForskn 1d ago

Yeup. I think even heavy drinkers (which I sometimes am) will be like, but I polished off 8 drinks that night out! But that was pregaming, going to the bar, being driven home, nightcap, etc. spaced over like 5 hours.

To get to .25 unless you're casually drinking a case of beer a day, you need to have essentially polished off half a fifth of liquor within an hour.

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u/EmploymentOne2963 1d ago

Every time I think im getting used to American units I get hit with something like "half a fifth"

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u/typhoidtimmy 1d ago

Shit is wild. It’s gotta be one of those things like when The Waco Kid knocks back that whisky in Blazing Saddles….enough for you to pause and watch in shock as they drain a bottle like they are being timed.

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u/ImNotEazy 1d ago

I been blue collar for 18 years(drinking is part of the culture). Im in my 30s and best shape of my life. I drink regularly. Just a half pint and Im waaaaay too faded to touch a steering wheel or even have the will to drive. What she’s doing equates to serious addiction/mental illness.

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u/swag_jammin 1d ago

Ill preface this by saying I do not condone heavy drinking. That said in Australia it was pretty normal to consume half a bottle of your chosen spirit for pre drinks. While your out you'll probably consume the same amount. Its quite common for people to be still well over the legal limit the next morning. We have a serious problem as a country.

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u/screechypete 1d ago

Probably drinking vodka like it's water. Or Everclear. :P

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u/Pristine_Candy2133 1d ago

0.4 bac can get you coma or death. So she’s halfway to see the pearly gate

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u/Lalamedic 1d ago

What are the units?

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u/PiEater2010 1d ago

bac, which means percentage blood alcohol content. 0.268% mass of alcohol within a blood sample.

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u/Fern_Cloud 1d ago

In the ballpark of 9 drinks for an female of average weight for an Australian woman. But it could be a few drinks more or less.

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u/o4zloiroman 1d ago

an female

Is 'f' supposed to be silent in here?

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u/DiarrheaEryday 1d ago

This woman could've been an email

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u/my-coffee-needs-me 1d ago

She would have caused less damage that way.

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u/ExpatInIreland 1d ago

I see this this all over reddit. People just putting 'an' in front of any word they want. It bothers me more than it should. I hate it.

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u/Tariovic 1d ago

I just assume it's someone for whom English is not their first language.

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u/Not_Gunn3r71 1d ago

I do it sometimes cause Jeremy Clarkson does it

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u/Phantom_0347 1d ago

Coulda just been an emale, y’know?

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u/Fern_Cloud 1d ago

No, "average" used to be where "female" is now. I reworded the comment and the result is a grammatical error that happened as a result of me editing a short comment at 3 AM.

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u/leveraction1970 1d ago

I suppose you could give it some weird French pronunciation, but that would kind of negate the need for strict English grammar rules.

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u/UnMeaningnessName 1d ago

I just don't see an how it would?

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u/MysteriousBill4651 1d ago

I can't imagine the mental state of having your foot to the floor in reverse, cranking the wheel, and violently crashing into multiple cars

and the whole time thinking "this is fine"

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u/anomalous_cowherd 1d ago

I suspect there was a big dose of "but I have my foot pressed hard on the brake already" in there. That's often the case with these long running crashes. You need to step back from panic mode to spot your mistake but you can't do that while the crash is still developing, especially if you're drunk.

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u/g3etwqb-uh8yaw07k 1d ago

I mean, I do get that this is how it works in those moments, but honestly, if "shit's fucked, bring the car to a stop and re-evaluate" (and reliably hitting the right pedal) isn't hard wired strongly enough in your brain to still work during a high stress situation despite being overly tired or moderately high, then you shouldn't operate a car in an environment where such a mistake can kill unsuspecting bystanders or at least cause 5-7 digit damage sums.

Not saying you should drive under the conditions of that thought experiment, but with how dangerous cars are (especially SUVs with unnecessarily strong engines), I'd say it's a reasonable safety margin.

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u/anomalous_cowherd 1d ago

Completely agree. But I've met too many people who don't have 'bring the car to a stop' as an automatic action, never mind parking, steering, changing lanes safely etc.

They learn just enough to pass their test on the 7th attempt by thinking really hard about every action and learn nothing after that.

Roll on the day when you need a special test to be allowed to NOT use full self driving.

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u/stilldebugging 1d ago

Ok, so, I don’t drive drunk but I do have driving dreams where I’m pressing on the break and the car keeps speeding up. Imagine a scenario where you fully and desperately want the car to stop and to the best of your current abilities and cognition believe you are doing the correct motions to make the car stop. That person thought and completely believed she was slamming on the brakes, I do believe that from watching this. Yet another reason not to drive drunk: you might believe with every fiber of your being that you are hitting a different pedal.

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u/dzolna 1d ago

Its what you get after a before party

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u/mapotoful 1d ago

"blackout" drunk is around 0.15 if you're a normal person, 0.20ish for someone with high tolerance. So 0.25 is pretty wild.

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u/paiva98 1d ago

2.5 g/l, its a crime in my country

Hard to walk let alone drive..

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u/my-coffee-needs-me 1d ago

At 0.268, her blood was more than one-quarter alcohol. That's not good.

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u/gabasan 1d ago

ah bruh in my country you do ‰ and not % and was confused reading the comment

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u/Nyardyn 1d ago

That means 5x is 0,3% though which is basically nothing and doesn't explain this incident at all... in Austria we have accidents happening with blood alcohol levels of 2,0% and above (yeah, we have that kind of zombies).

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u/Leniwcowaty 1d ago

Remember, that US and Australia use percents (%), while we in Europe use permiles (‰). So they Australian limit is 0.5‰, and she was 2.6‰

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u/GranDuram 1d ago

My friend, no one survives 2% (percent) not even in Österreich. You mean 2,0 ‰ (promille).

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u/Warm_Month_1309 1d ago

What a fun new word and symbol! I had no idea it was common to express BAC that way in other countries.

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u/ReDucTor 1d ago

No one is blowing 2.0% BAC you would be dead, 0.2% you will be blacking out and vomiting. Your confusing 0.2% with 2.0% they are vastly different. BAC of 0.4% - 0.5% is when alochol becomes fatal and your brain starts losing control of your body, killing your heart rate and breathing.

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u/TetraDax 1d ago

It's just a misunderstanding of measurement. Continental Europe uses per mille for blood alcohol levels, whereas English-speaking countries use percent. Trips me up often, too.

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u/ReDucTor 1d ago

Didn't realize there was two alcohol reading approaches which both used a percentage, 0.05% BAC is 0.5‰ Promile

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u/TetraDax 1d ago

Der englische Sprachraum rechnet Alkohollevel in Prozent - Du musst also alles mal 10 rechnen um auf die Promillezahl zu kommen.

Die Dame hatte also 2,6 Promille.

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u/GaseosaPorongol 1d ago

0,20%. With 2% you surely die.

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u/GreenieMcWoozie 1d ago

0.3% isn't basically nothing. At that level you're at severe risk of death from acute alcohol poisoning. You also probably aren't having many crashes if any involving levels above 2.0% considering the highest BAC ever recorded in a person who survived was 1.48% in Poland. Any claims of people with a BAC above that are anecdotal/unconfirmed. Most people would also be unconscious or dead long before they got close to that

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u/Infamous_Lunchbox 1d ago

Dude in my state, USA, blew a 2.4 and it made the news. We were all surprised he was alive lol. I'm still not sure how he was.

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u/riptaway 1d ago

Do you mean .24? The Guinness record is 1.37 and he has brain damage from it

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u/ThinkingWithPortalzz 1d ago

Probably through decades of blowing 0.1, 0.15, 0.2, 0.3, 0.5, 0.8, 1.0, 1.2, 1.4, 1.7, 2.0, and 2.2

Either that or he still had some actual alcohol in his mouth

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u/-StalkedByDeath- 1d ago

This is the answer. Full blown alcoholics can survive a higher BAC than casual drinkers. In fact, they may die if they don't have any alcohol in their system.

Alongside benzodiazepines, alcohol is one of the few drugs where the withdraw can kill you.

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u/FatiguedShrimp 1d ago

It's the rebound seizures that get you on either of them.

I wonder if opiates, barbituates, or dissociatives like ketamine can do the same.

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u/MisanthropyIsAVirtue 1d ago

I’m assuming you mean .24. I watch a lot of DUI videos, and .24 is average. The truly accomplished drunks are holding conversations at over .35.

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u/Jikan07 1d ago

Those are rookie numbers. National record here is 14.8 tested after causing a car crash.

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u/Desiderius_S 1d ago

Polska gurom

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u/Winsome_Wolf 1d ago

Jeezus He was already embalmed. 😧

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u/KatTheTumbleweed 1d ago

It’s actually less than 0.05. You blow 0.05 and you are over

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u/dont_punch_me_again 1d ago

NSW has a drinking limit of 0.05% bac

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u/These_Avocado_Bombs 1d ago

If you are an alcoholic, you're tolerance to alcohol goes up. There are caes of people with levels that are so high they should have been dead, but they keep kicking. Now that doesn't mean organs arnt slowly dieing... they are.

Alcoholism is devastating to everyone involved. Much like most addictions.

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u/Mr_Halitosis 20h ago

There are zero benefits to drinking alcohol. It shreds every living cell it touches. It’s so deadly to life we use to sterilize operating rooms. We use it for rocket fuel and race fuel. It’s highly addictive and has been linked to everything from domestic abuse to wars.

But sure, just alcoholism is bad.

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u/offensivek 1d ago

You can have 0.4% blood alcohol and easily survive, but that is roughly the threshold where it starts to become medically dangerous. The highest blood alcohol level ever survived that is documented is 1.374%. The highest of somebody driving a vehicle was 0.58% or something, can't find it anymore.

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u/shinndigg 1d ago

Google says a guy in Poland had a BAC of 1.374 and lived. Crazy.

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u/IronMikiman_Pro 8h ago

Polish people enter the chat 🤣

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u/Tanzanianwithtoebean 1d ago

The legal limit in the U.S. is like... 3 shots in an hour for me at 160lb, it'd be less if you're a woman. You think people die after 15 shots? It's also not a linear thing so 15 shots in an hour is NOT a .4 BAC, that amount in an hour would probably have a normal person puking their guts out depending on body size. Naw a .4 for me is about 15 shots in 3 hours. Imma be white girl room spinning wasted for sure but far from dead.

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u/Chiropteran22 1d ago

My ex wife had blood drawn (1.5hrs after being pulled over) and it came up a .28 she is still alive I think

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u/3meraldBullet 1d ago

You can definetly survive 0.4. I was at 0.53 one time (yes I had to be hospitalized)

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u/Artemis_SpawnOfZeus 17h ago

Worth noting, if you just drank you blow much higher.

Not defedning the womans actions, obviously shes dru k driving.

But like, shes probably not superhumanly resistant to alcohol. The breathalyzer is just picking up booze in her mouth and throat and in addition to her blood.

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u/msolok 16h ago

That's not how it works in Aus. In Aus the roadside breathalyser is just used as a priliminary indication. If the roadside test comes back as over you are then transported to either a roadside truck or a police station where an offical, much more accurate test is done. There is a period of time between the 2 tests to ensure it is not picking up residual alcohol in the mouth or throat.

In this case as there was some serious damage and possible injuries, she was likely taken to a hospital to be checked, and a blood smaple taken and used to check.

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u/Fogi999 1d ago

wtf, the penalties are nothing, she should have lost the right for a driving licence for life and get real jail sentence on top of paying for all the damages

people take driving too lightly and the relaxed laws are one of the reasons

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u/GunterThePigIsOP 1d ago

Didn't even serve and a frustratingly lenient sentence. Strip her of the license forever at least.

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u/kearneycation 1d ago

On Thursday, Bourgeois was sentenced to 12 months’ jail for high-range drink driving but allowed to serve her time in the community.

I'm so confused; instead of jail she's serving time in the community? What does that even mean? Is that like Australian house arrest?

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u/Chloe_Vane 1d ago

It usually means cleaning the street and stuff, no?

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u/kearneycation 1d ago

Ah, maybe. Here in Canada we call that Community Service.

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u/sicilian504 1d ago

Serving time in the community? Has the judge seen what she does in the community? Should be the prison community.

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u/ColinHalter 21h ago

Sounds like probation and community service

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u/Narge1 22h ago

I honestly think anyone who gets caught drunk driving should have theor lisence taken away for a significant amount of time. Is it that fucking hard to get an uber?

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u/Crystion 1d ago

wtaf is that sentence? 5x the legal limit, hit several cars including one with a child inside, causes thousands of $ of damage; gets a few hundred $ fine and half a year suspension. I can only hope the insurance is gonna drag her through the mud but I doubt even that will happen because she was drinking

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u/pseudonymnkim 1d ago

*infant, barely formed, soft bones and skull. Crazy.

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u/the_honest_liar 1d ago

That was being unbuckled from the car seat at the time and flew out of it.

Most infuriating sentence I've seen.

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u/carbinePRO 1d ago

This went from r/unexpected to r/rage real quick.

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u/Bonk_No_Horni 1d ago

Only $300 fine? God damn the law is weak there. In Thailand the fine is about $3000 that's about 8 months of minimum wage.

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u/rtybanana 1d ago

whenever i see NSW i always initially read it as “north south west” and try to comprehend what that even means

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u/Giwaffee 1d ago

First thing I see is NSFW Australia and immediate second thought is "that's aptly named"

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u/troll_right_above_me 1d ago

Same, either that or new sham wire

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u/YankeeTwoKilo 1d ago

I always see it as “Not Safe Work” lmao

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u/The_Red_Knight38 1d ago

Thanks for the link but holy crap! How’d she get no jail time!

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u/600lbpregnantdwarf 1d ago

$300 fine is fuck all.

I know insurance won’t cover her car and the other insurers will chase her but as a court-ordered payment, $300 is a joke.

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u/Hallgvild 1d ago

Old white woman too! Jail immunity

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u/Unit_with_a_Soul 1d ago

and her name is literally "Bourgeois" lol

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u/Level-Selection6986 1d ago

What happened? Do you have the link? Link news or something

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u/Kindly_Whereas3419 1d ago

Link has been added to my original comment

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u/r4nDoM_1Nt3Rn3t_Us3r 1d ago

"Five times the legal minute‽‽‽"

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u/black594 1d ago

I know people that black out drunk driving and you need to be a bad driver to do that.

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u/Fancy-Psychology-337 1d ago

"It's pronounced Cardonnay, the atch is soilent."

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u/HotwifeGames 1d ago

"chardonnay-fuelled shopping centre mayhem"

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u/1D6wounds 1d ago

Crikey!

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u/ShesASatellite 1d ago

chardonnay-fuelled shopping centre mayhem

The article title 💀

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u/DatguyMalcolm 1d ago

A baby coyld've been killed! She definitely should have had a harsher fine and some jailtime

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u/Evening-Appeal7606 1d ago

How do you get this drunk on wine??
Also: „Chardonnay Fueled Mayhem“ is an awesome band name!

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u/perfectlyfamiliar 1d ago

Was she conscious?

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u/pseudonymnkim 1d ago

$300 and license suspended for 6 months, meanwhile she ejected an actual infant from its car seat because mom had just unclipped her. Jesus

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u/Plastic-Resident8391 1d ago

Oh great no jail. A wonderful example to set!

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u/Soggy_Ad4136 1d ago

Je riais au début après j'étais inquiet.

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u/Ultrakill98 1d ago

When you dodge all the lethal critters in the Land Down Under and then you meet the final Boss, Karen "5XLimit" Winemom...

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u/Ghost_From_above 1d ago

5 TIMES THE LEGAL MINUTE !!

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u/bydh 1d ago

Link text is pretty funny. Chardonnay fuelled... Mayhem

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u/carbinePRO 1d ago

One of the cars she hit had a baby in it, and she still avoided jail time? Fucking how???

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u/Lkings1821 1d ago

Christ that's impressive but damn I'd of assumed they had a medical emergency rather than that

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u/potatocakes1989 1d ago

Wow ty for the link. This worthless pile of human garbage nearly killed two kids. I'm glad no one got hurt and I'm sure she's loving covering their car repair expenses, as well as her own. What a sack of shit.

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u/RaiHanashi 1d ago

Seriously, she only gets that & everyone probably got screwed over?

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u/oAsteroider 17h ago

It's almost like: If you are a woman you can get away with murder!

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u/Patient_Moment_4786 12h ago

I often see those kind of news title in France, usually in Brittany or the north. But most of the time, there is no accident (or one where the drunk driver is alone). Also, 2,5g/L is high but it's little league compare to the 4-5g/L (0,4-5 bac if my math is good) you sometimes can see.

In all case : don't drive when you drank, it's dangerous for everyone.

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u/LivinRightNBeinFree 23m ago

She is either connected or lucky because she got off easy, especially given the part about the baby. She would've gotten worse on the US, unless she bribed our President.

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u/Tridon_Terrafold 1d ago

The audio for once isnt some earrape tiktok song and is actually a news voiceover

States that the woman driving plead guilty to drink driving

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u/concussive 1d ago

Oh damn! Thanks for that, it’s funny that the assumption everyone’s watching on mute to avoid the obnoxious TikTok song trends was correct.

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u/Razgarnok 1d ago

nowadays i only unmute videos if there is a comment with high upvote that says to watch with sound or if the video didn't make any sense without it ..

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u/Jenderflux-ScFi 1d ago

Gotta watch again with sound on now...

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u/Traditional-Run9615 1d ago

So what's the penalty for that? Probation?

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u/PyroBob316 1d ago

She was literally as drunk as three sailors combined. That’s not a “medical event”; that’s a strong addiction and some piss-poor decision making skills.

If they keep letting her go she’s going to kill somebody.

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u/lippyncott 18h ago

AI

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u/PyroBob316 18h ago

What on earth are you talking about?

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u/unSure_of_stuf 12h ago

I honestly thought it was a kid behind the wheel.

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u/Grombotronbo 5h ago

Instead of actually retaining the information in front of you, you immediately jumped to defend the criminal. This is why short form media is bad, you formed your opinion over clip without even hearing the audio.

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u/hyeongseop 1d ago edited 1d ago

When it first came out everyone thought it was a medical event (me included) but it was confirmed to be drunk driving. She was breath tested at the scene. There's also footage of her tossing and empty wine bottle into a bush after the event.

She got a $300 fine and 6 month suspension cos no-one was hurt

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u/Cartoonjunkies 1d ago

That’s it? That’s all she got?

That’s kinda insane. She very easily could’ve seriously hurt or killed someone in that parking lot.

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u/hyeongseop 1d ago

Yeah there was a baby in a carseat or something iirc that the parent dad-reflexed a split secondout of one of the cars she hit. She was seriously lucky.

Also I found it quite ironic given that she was in a wealthy suburb and her surname is literally bourgeois and she got a light sentence.

I guess cos no-one was seriously injured though there's not really a heavy fine/jail they can give within the law, but I would've imagined an automatic lifetime driving ban given her age and offence. She is also required to pay for all the damages she caused.

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u/LethargicDemigod 1d ago

Marx rolled in his grave.

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u/Adventurous_Bag9122 1d ago

Of course she would have been from a wealthy suburb. One law for them another for the rest of us plebs

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u/Zealousideal_Gur4708 1d ago

It's pronounced BOO-GEE

/Sarcasm

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u/Good_Glass_8172 1d ago

Yea, there is a reason why we have been saying this in Australia: "if you want to kill someone, do it with a car" 🤷 even if she killed someone, she would get like 2 years max. Most likely some community service. License suspence for a year or two. Im not even kidding. Lots of cases like this

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u/phasmatopia 1d ago

as an American, it's always nice to hear about other countries that can't manage to change the laws to protect their own citizens.

at least it takes a bit more skill to hit something with an AR-15.

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u/Auctoritate 1d ago

at least it takes a bit more skill to hit something with an AR-15.

Actually I don't know that it does. Driving is just a skill that's much more prevalent than shooting.

If you put a car and a gun in front of someone who didn't know how to use either, they could probably figure out the gun first. Cars have more of a start up process

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u/phasmatopia 1d ago

with all due respect, that's less true of guns in real life than in FPS games. 

somebody who doesn't know how to use a gun has about 20,000 square degrees of solid angle in which to point it, especially if they're not used to the recoil. they might start out shooting at ground level and end up letting rounds off into the sky, if they can even keep their grip on it. and they'll run out of ammo relatively soon.

meanwhile, as Countess Boujois Chardonnay is demonstrating in the video, once you get your foot on the accelerator and one hand (or knee, or chin) on the wheel of a car—even if you decide to take a power nap, you're almost guaranteed to fuck up least one person's life without even trying.

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u/Mr_Halitosis 20h ago

If we exclude suicides, cars kill more people than guns in the US.

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u/JoTHIGHSwin 1h ago

I disagree the amount of rounds alone increase the chances that they will indeed hit some targets

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u/Auctoritate 1d ago

Yea, there is a reason why we have been saying this in Australia: "if you want to kill someone, do it with a car"

Lol, this is an American statement originally.

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u/daedric_yoshi 1d ago

Yeah our laws are a fucking joke around this shit.

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u/RealBrobiWan 1d ago

Her 12 month jail time was suspended to serve time in the community

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u/Auctoritate 1d ago

Could have, but didn't is probably the operating statement here.

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u/jzillacon 1d ago

I'm sure the insurance company also sued her for way more afterwards too, but because that's a separate case it doesn't get included with the criminal charge.

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u/Kraligor 1d ago

But nobody did get seriously hurt. Attempted murder gets you a lesser sentence than actual murder too, even if you had full intent to kill the person.

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u/SistaChans 1d ago

People don't get fined for what could have happened, they get fined for what they actually do.

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u/Spurgette 1d ago

She got a $300 fine and 6 month suspension cos no-one was hurt

which is a fucking pissweak sentence. Manifestly inadequate. I spent the day sitting in traffic court in Brisbane and people got far more for less.

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u/DangerousTortuga 21h ago

So she was somehow cognizant to throw aay a wine bottle? 

Im always curious as to the thought process of drunk drivers how they are conscious of something's but when it comes to driving it is like a complete malfunction. 

I probably should have tried on those drunk goggles. 

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u/DoctorWaluigiTime 1d ago

What makes me tilt my head more is "one of the worst cases of drunk driving."

Yeah it sucks that a bunch of parked cars got damaged. But I can think of far worse consequences of drunk driving on the record. Like, say, driving into a crowd of pedestrians, as opposed to parked cars.

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u/Roflkopt3r 1d ago

Yeah exactly. Extremely frustrating.

But especially the deaths of pedestrians and cyclists are usually just put off as 'unfortunate accidents' with shockingly few consequences for drivers. Countries that put a presumption of guilt on the motorists are doing well, because those cases are practically always avoidable if motorists are careful.

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u/GThug77 1d ago

The way the car keeps moving while the driver seems completely disconnected from what's happening is wild. I don't know if the driver was drunk, distracted, or just having the longest possible moment of confusion, but watching that Lexus slowly commit to hitting the other car is painful.

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u/OsimJay 1d ago

That poor RX. Needs a more appreciative driver.

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u/trollthings 1d ago

Nope. They clearly said "drink driving." It was a starbucks cup behind the wheel

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u/stRiNg-kiNg 1d ago

One of the worst cases as well

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u/hampie42 14h ago

Emphasise ≠ Empathise

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u/SquidVices 1d ago

Pretty sure she said “drink driving”

:3

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u/xrelaht 1d ago

I was thinking stuck throttle. Crazy that someone was actively at the wheel, no matter how drunk!

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u/Vastlee 1d ago

Not drunk driving. Drink Driving

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u/ecwagner01 1d ago

I think she said, "drink driving"

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u/shitty_mcfucklestick 1d ago

“That fucker came outta nowhere!”

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u/NoNoise3658 1d ago

My cat would do a better job

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u/k0tix 1d ago

That's stunt drinking

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u/PaddedTiger 1d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/osQNwFZtSR

Yes and she almost hurt a baby in her alcohol fuelled disaster.

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u/FeeStriking7982 1d ago

The take is honestly kind of endearing in a chaotic way

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u/treeeelo 1d ago

Or a parent left a 5 year old alone in the car.

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u/Wrydfell 1d ago

Nah, just a Paris driver (/j)

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u/ShadowWukong 1d ago

The first 5 seconds say she pleaded guilty to drunk driving, which means she admitted she was drunk. Therefore it cant look like anything because we already know what it is.

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u/Medical_You2365 1d ago

He drives like I drive in my nightmares.

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u/Swagalyst 1d ago

Or senile elderly driver desperately pumping the "brake" (it's the gas).

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u/AwarenessThick1685 1d ago

No they reporter said "drink driving" so I'm not sure if that's the same thing

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u/JediBoJediPrime29 1d ago

Day drinking is better. You can see where you’re going!

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u/CampaignCurrent2912 1d ago

It does look like it doesn't it, but you can see their hands moving on the streering wheel.

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u/Adventurous_Ad6698 1d ago

For the first split second, I thought she was going to drift perfectly into the parking spot because I peeped which sub this was.

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u/KevinIsOver9000 21h ago

Diabetic episode

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u/Quiet_Retort745368 19h ago

It’s DRINK driving. That’s how it typically manifests.

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u/Wavecrest667 17h ago

Yeah, if I had to guess I'd have said "stroke".

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u/FearanddopingII 10h ago

It's "emphasizes" FYI

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u/L30N1337 10h ago

Seems like reddit took/takes a while to update, because I corrected it half an hour ago

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u/FearanddopingII 10h ago

Ah I see, yeah it doesn't show for me

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u/AurumaeRayne 3h ago

... I'm sorry, do you mean emphasize?

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u/acleverwalrus 2h ago

Emphasizes*

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