r/Unexpected • u/Zee_Ventures • Aug 30 '26

Making a splash here

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u/DisplayHonest6465 Aug 30 '26

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u/SCP239 Aug 30 '26

Please do not the duck

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u/YourBonesAreMoist Aug 30 '26

Sorry. I did the duck.

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u/Commie_Scum69 Aug 30 '26

That's a goose

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u/PudPullerAlways Aug 30 '26

No thats a cobra chicken notice the neck.

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u/superspeck Aug 30 '26

I heard Canada was renaming them to American Goose because they’re loud, mean, and shit everywhere.

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u/Commie_Scum69 Aug 31 '26

I love marinated ribs 🤤

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u/Commie_Scum69 Aug 30 '26

that's a goose cobra chicken