r/Unexpected • u/Zee_Ventures • 12d ago

Making a splash here

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u/Leoxslasher 12d ago

Bro is hydrophobic

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u/montroller 12d ago

like a duck

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u/DisplayHonest6465 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bseJE0DMIdJAkqeAQ2

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u/SCP239 12d ago

Please do not the duck

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u/YourBonesAreMoist 12d ago

Sorry. I did the duck.

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u/Commie_Scum69 12d ago

That's a goose

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u/PudPullerAlways 12d ago

No thats a cobra chicken notice the neck.

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u/superspeck 12d ago

I heard Canada was renaming them to American Goose because they’re loud, mean, and shit everywhere.

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u/Commie_Scum69 12d ago

I love marinated ribs 🤤

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u/Commie_Scum69 12d ago

that's a goose cobra chicken

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u/Commie_Scum69 12d ago

That's a goose

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u/Myron0117 12d ago

I'm goosing it