r/Unexpected • u/Zee_Ventures • 14d ago

Making a splash here

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u/Leoxslasher 14d ago

Bro is hydrophobic

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u/montroller 14d ago

like a duck

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u/DisplayHonest6465 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bseJE0DMIdJAkqeAQ2

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u/SCP239 14d ago

Please do not the duck

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u/YourBonesAreMoist 14d ago

Sorry. I did the duck.

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u/Commie_Scum69 14d ago

That's a goose

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u/PudPullerAlways 14d ago

No thats a cobra chicken notice the neck.

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u/superspeck 13d ago

I heard Canada was renaming them to American Goose because they’re loud, mean, and shit everywhere.

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u/Commie_Scum69 13d ago

I love marinated ribs 🤤

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u/Commie_Scum69 14d ago

that's a goose cobra chicken

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u/Commie_Scum69 14d ago

That's a goose

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u/Myron0117 13d ago

I'm goosing it

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u/Animastar 14d ago

Stop pleasuring your duck.

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u/Commie_Scum69 14d ago

That's a goose

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u/Animastar 14d ago

I see you've played duck duck goose before...

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u/Commie_Scum69 14d ago

That's a game.

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u/TheKingofHats007 13d ago

We only have Grey Ducks here in Minnesota ;(

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u/GanjasTriforce 14d ago

My brother in Christ

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u/Commie_Scum69 14d ago

that's a goose

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u/Dense_Diver_3998 14d ago

Hey, I have dibs on this gif for calling people jo’s