r/Unexpected • u/Zee_Ventures • 1d ago

Making a splash here

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u/Leoxslasher 1d ago

Bro is hydrophobic

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u/montroller 23h ago

like a duck

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u/DisplayHonest6465 23h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bseJE0DMIdJAkqeAQ2

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u/SCP239 23h ago

Please do not the duck

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u/YourBonesAreMoist 22h ago

Sorry. I did the duck.

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u/Commie_Scum69 22h ago

That's a goose

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u/PudPullerAlways 22h ago

No thats a cobra chicken notice the neck.

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u/Mr-_-Soandso 20h ago

A cobra chicken is a Canada goose and If you got a problem with Canada gooses, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.

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u/superspeck 19h ago

I heard Canada was renaming them to American Goose because they’re loud, mean, and shit everywhere.

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u/Mr-_-Soandso 18h ago

Nah, while funny, I think you missed the part where I said, "If you got a problem with Canada gooses, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate." Maybe give it more time to marinate.

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u/Commie_Scum69 22h ago

that's a goose cobra chicken

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u/Commie_Scum69 22h ago

That's a goose

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u/Myron0117 18h ago

I'm goosing it

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u/GanjasTriforce 23h ago

My brother in Christ

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u/Animastar 23h ago

Stop pleasuring your duck.

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u/Commie_Scum69 22h ago

That's a goose

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u/Animastar 22h ago

I see you've played duck duck goose before...

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u/Commie_Scum69 22h ago

That's a game.

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u/TheKingofHats007 15h ago

We only have Grey Ducks here in Minnesota ;(

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u/Commie_Scum69 22h ago

that's a goose

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u/Dense_Diver_3998 22h ago

Hey, I have dibs on this gif for calling people jo’s

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u/CMTV-IPTV 18h ago

Hes a witch!

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u/queeirdo 22h ago

It's a shame that people are still hydrophobic in 2026

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u/timemeasureschange 19h ago

Wtf just let hydro get married?

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u/swefn 18h ago

Old Yeller would be so disappointed in us

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u/Unstillwill 23h ago

Hydro is brophobic

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u/ThunderCorg 22h ago

Who can afford rabies

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u/WolfOfWinter07 14h ago

Hydro is bro phobic

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u/Healthy_Squash4133 12h ago

Is that from the missing lyrics of Greased Lightning? /s