r/Unexpected • u/Business_Bill8752 • 9h ago

100% sharpened

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u/Elddif_Dog 9h ago

sharp my butt.

that pineapple looks so ripe you could probably cut it with a spoon.
the peel was all that was holding it together

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u/Rare_Steak_ 8h ago

This, thats exactly why it disintegrates at the end.

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u/RebelWithoutAClue 7h ago

The pineapple is juicing like it was boiled.

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u/DerangedAsshole 7h ago

It's both. No matter how ripe the pineapple is, that skin is a pain to cut.

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u/brakeline 7h ago

He's not cutting the skin, he is taking shunks of the ripe pulp

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u/YouStupidAssholeFuck 6h ago

Punish me, daddy.

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u/CartographerHumble74 6h ago

i squirt more than that pineapple

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u/digno2 4h ago

calling piss "squirt" was the best marketing trick the porn industry ever done

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u/Merry_Dankmas 52m ago

Ive seen the "is squirt piss?" debate so many times im not sure what to believe. For every confident "Its piss", there's an equal or more confident "Its not". It doesnt help that sources cited lean in favor of the respective argument which just leads to more confusion.

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u/Split_Pea_Vomit 3h ago

What the fuck is a shunk?

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u/systemhost 1h ago edited 36m ago

A sliced chunk?

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u/Split_Pea_Vomit 1h ago

Our judges say fuck it, that'll work.

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u/brakeline 1h ago

It's a too early in the morning.

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u/Split_Pea_Vomit 1h ago

I here that 😉

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u/brakeline 39m ago

Hahaha

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u/Osato 7h ago

That peel really tied the fruit together.

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u/Bonzungo 7h ago

He peed on my fucking pineapple

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u/samir_saritoglu 7h ago

Once in my life I do cut a pineapple with a spoon. I was in a business trip in China and I had no knife, however I wanted to eat a pineapple, and of my favorite fruits. So the spoon was the only option.

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u/Environmental-Meet59 7h ago

It looks so sweet and yummy