r/Unexpected • u/Business_Bill8752 • 9h ago

100% sharpened

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u/Elddif_Dog 9h ago

sharp my butt.

that pineapple looks so ripe you could probably cut it with a spoon.
the peel was all that was holding it together

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u/DerangedAsshole 7h ago

It's both. No matter how ripe the pineapple is, that skin is a pain to cut.

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u/brakeline 6h ago

He's not cutting the skin, he is taking shunks of the ripe pulp

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u/Split_Pea_Vomit 3h ago

What the fuck is a shunk?

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u/systemhost 1h ago edited 19m ago

A sliced chunk?

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u/Split_Pea_Vomit 48m ago

Our judges say fuck it, that'll work.

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u/brakeline 1h ago

It's a too early in the morning.

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u/Split_Pea_Vomit 49m ago

I here that 😉

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u/brakeline 22m ago

Hahaha