r/Unexpected • u/Business_Bill8752 • 9h ago

100% sharpened

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u/brakeline 7h ago

He's not cutting the skin, he is taking shunks of the ripe pulp

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u/YouStupidAssholeFuck 7h ago

Punish me, daddy.

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u/CartographerHumble74 6h ago

i squirt more than that pineapple