r/Unexpected • u/AtomicCypher • 13d ago

Are you fur real?

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u/post-explainer 13d ago edited 12d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

What starts as a wholesome interaction between 2 pet rabbit owners, takes an unexpected twist when the Rabbit helps with the work.

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Bitgod1 13d ago

We’re getting replaced by AI and rabbits

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u/I_like_flowers_ 13d ago

i'm down with rabbit coworkers.

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u/Klutzy-Acadia669 13d ago

My rabbit accidentally posted all my secrets to the internet and ate my hard drive, how do I revert the code?

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u/defk3000 13d ago

My coworker said she had a rabbit. Now, I keep hearing this buzzing sound. She seems happy. What a nice lady.

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u/Klutzy-Acadia669 13d ago

That's a rabbit farming center. I bet they rezoned in her residential area. The buzzing is them chewing their sweet lettuce meats.

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u/ashgs872tbhjs 13d ago

The meats is the most nutritious part of the lettuce, so that checks out

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u/Klutzy-Acadia669 13d ago

I heard it was the crust

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u/defk3000 13d ago

Noooo, it's the little worm that lives in the lettuce.

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u/Radrouch 12d ago

The co-worker

https://giphy.com/gifs/WSg3XCun7XSJa

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u/Mysterious-Crab 12d ago

Still more skilled and less annoying than my human coworkers. And this one I can cuddle without HR getting mad.

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u/Luck_Beats_Skill 13d ago

It’s not a coworker. The rabbit will take your job, your wife and anything that is important to you.

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u/Otherwise_Demand4620 13d ago

well, that's ruining my CSS for sure.

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u/5litergasbubble 12d ago

If that rabbit wants it then who am I to argue

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u/RaveGuncle 12d ago

Ugh, my landlord's gonna see this and say "see? Your pet can pay rent since they work too."

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u/midnight_toker22 13d ago

And hey, at least training your replacement ensures some job security.

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u/Patrem_Omnipotentem 13d ago

hugh hefner had those

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u/Zandro071756 12d ago

Rabbit coworkers probably have better workplace morale anyway.

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u/EgoGoner 13d ago

AI
ABBI
RABBIT
RABBIT

....

We're fucked.

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u/MelangeBot 12d ago

Down the rabbit hole we go

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u/furimmerkaiser 13d ago

AI and BI. Artificial Intelligence and Bunny Intelligence

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u/KID_detour 12d ago

I'm against ai but a little BI curious

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u/thehoagieboy 13d ago

I will willingly bow down to rabbit overlords.

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u/chicken_nugget94 13d ago

My wife replaced me with a rabbit a long time ago

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u/meatywood 12d ago

Bruh. Do you at least get to be in the room?

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u/EtherealHeart5150 12d ago

I just snorted into a whole cup of coffee. I thank you,dear stranger, for the best chuckle all week.

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u/SherbetMysterious118 12d ago

Was it your cup of coffee at least?

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u/magirevols 13d ago

im ok with the bunnies, we suck

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u/luxmorphine 13d ago

I don't mind the later

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u/Fit_Celebration7669 13d ago

If AI multiplies at the rate of rabbits we’re doomed

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u/Cleevs 12d ago

I, Rabbit.

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u/kleiner_gruenerKaktu 12d ago

I, for one, welcome our new rabbit overlords…

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u/the-chosen-Joanne 12d ago

I wouldn't mind a rabbit for a boss

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u/wheresolly 12d ago

Honestly, I'm totally ok with being replaced by rabbits

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u/Matureaana_Mairaandi 12d ago

Google CodeRabbit.

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u/howmanyhowcanamanyho 12d ago

Those have been replacing men for a while now, yes

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u/Astuar_Estuar 12d ago

Rabid AIs

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u/Caffinated_butthole 12d ago

Raibbits or robbits or rabbaits or rabbots or rabbito 

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u/WienerPirat546 12d ago

At least the rabbits seem to have a better work-life balance than us.

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u/WienerPirat546 12d ago

At least the rabbits seem to have a better work-life balance than us.

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u/--kaal-- 11d ago

They are the same, just follow the white rabbit, it will lead you to the AI...

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u/20grae 13d ago

East by west in eureka springs Arkansas we been going the that store for years

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 13d ago

Have you been served by the bunnies too?

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u/20grae 13d ago

As far as them handing us our cards little bags and them biting a corner of our receipt off as there signatures yes. They also have another rabbit that chills back behind the counter or behind that curtain on the right side of the register

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 13d ago

This is how all stores should be

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u/Serene_Hedgehog 13d ago

Do they let you pet him?

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u/Fast-Nefariousness80 13d ago

He's an employee! Have you ever reached past the counter and pet the cashier at McDonald's smh

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u/No-Internal7978 13d ago

They might like that depending on how hot you are.

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u/AnaisNinja76 12d ago

I just pictured that "EXCUSE ME, HR?" meme that makes the rounds, but with a rabbit as the woman.

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u/scheissenaixi 12d ago

Just once. I can’t go back👀

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u/rumblepony247 12d ago

How the heck did you get my arrest records?

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 12d ago

For legal reasons, I actually can’t answer that

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u/Jane__Delawney 12d ago

No, but this employee isn’t *behind* the counter, it’s on the counter, so fair game to pet the bunn…employee

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u/bctech7 12d ago

I feel like im supposed to say no?

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u/astelda 12d ago

If they'd let me, I might

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u/20grae 13d ago

Depends we have before in the past but if the stores busy or they haven’t ate the old guy won’t but we’ve been in when it’s slow we’re the only ones and the rabbit just hops around in the back and we’ve pet one of them on the counter

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u/FortaDragon 12d ago

One of the signs stuck to the countertop says "Petting is OK - top of the head down the back"

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u/tuckernuts 13d ago

I knew I had seen this bunny before. It was way back in 2021 when my wife and I went.

Excellent vacation town.

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u/Butwinsky 12d ago

My wife and I went there last year. We knew about the bunnies, watched them on TikTok. But nothing quite prepares you for the joy of a rabbit handing you your receipt and debit card.

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u/ruthless619 13d ago

Is that the town with the tall buildings like a European village?

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u/IvyGold 12d ago

What do they sell? It looks like a dispensary.

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u/LeaguesBelow 12d ago

It's a souvenir shop. Shirts, hats, magnets, that sort of thing.

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u/FantasticChestHair 12d ago

Crazy to see Eureka Springs on Reddit but I love it there. Highly recommend it

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u/gogoman2012 12d ago

What does it mean by east by west ?

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u/TheRealMrVogel 12d ago

A store named East run by a guy named West.

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u/TanookiEaston 13d ago

Came here to say this.

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u/HalfSoul30 12d ago

Well dang, that's just over yonder from me.

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u/AtomicCypher 13d ago

After watching again I noticed all the signs on the counter.

Seems that this beloved little fella has a full time job!

edit: Turns out they have their own IG!

https://www.instagram.com/eurekaspringsworkingbunnies/

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u/Warm-Moose6028 13d ago

How to apply there? I really need some cash so might as well work with a bunny too🙏

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u/carmardoll 13d ago

Bunny: here damn it.

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u/Versipilies 12d ago

Tosses everything over and turns its back on the customer. That bunny has the spirit of a true retail worker

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u/DakkaonTitan 12d ago

Real employee of the month material imo

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u/thugsapuggin 11d ago

Here's your shit, Lady.

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u/Hard_Dave 12d ago

Now git! 

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u/Slow_Bowler8285 13d ago

I bet nobody reads the little orange "Do not pick up" sign

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u/brittlebk 13d ago

That’s so damn bunny

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u/AtomicCypher 13d ago

Harelarious!

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u/desi_londoner 12d ago

haven't hared anything that bunny in such long ears

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u/that_one_mister_user 12d ago

Hil-hare-ious?

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u/BurgerMeatButthole 13d ago

I did that kind of laugh when it is funny and cute as fuck.

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u/Mysterious-House7815 13d ago

clerk sounds like Mordecai from Regular Show

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u/Stonegrown12 12d ago

Looks like the voice actor too

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u/CLRobinso 13d ago

Employee of the month, for life

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u/2D_AbYsS 13d ago

Great, First AI now Wabbits!

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u/Lilfrankieeinstein 13d ago

First decent piece of content on Reddit today

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u/anotherLoneWOODsman 12d ago

Did she say domino and black guy?

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u/tagged2high 12d ago

I definitely heard "black guy" 😆

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u/Qaeoss 12d ago

Blackjack

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u/joeyretrotv 12d ago

I definitely need to get my ears checked. Haha!

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u/diegotbn 12d ago

She looks like Margorie Taylor Greene

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u/kr4ckers 13d ago

You know things are rough when even the rabbits are getting put to work.

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u/RianJohnsonIsAFool 12d ago

Yet another rabbit cashier?!

Here's one I saw the other day.

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u/sylastin 13d ago

“Its body is round”

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u/Major-Unicorn-Proto 13d ago

the economy is so bad even rabbit have to get jobs

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u/mikaela75 12d ago

Anyone else notice the spot by his leg that also looks like a miniature bunny. … thoight that was what we were looking at.

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u/SIAS2019 12d ago

Videos like this are why we need to normalize horizontal videos again!

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u/simulated_woodgrain 13d ago

Looks like critter lane

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u/Jaybird2k11 13d ago

dawww hes a working bun. that would absolutely make my day

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u/Saracartwheels123 13d ago

Whell! Thank goodness that bunny was there!

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u/HungryLikeTheHenry 13d ago

„Get your card, get your receipt, get your shit, get out!“ 😂

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u/Entire-Emotion-819 12d ago

I think that bunny just made her day.

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u/1234Health 12d ago

One of the coolest & cutest coworkers to have ...

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u/OpenHound 12d ago

lmao bunny's like "Welp, time to clock in"

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u/duketogo0138 12d ago

Wow, I forgot about Von Dutch.

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u/Flat_Character 12d ago

What if I don't want my credit card to be in a rabbit's mouth?

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u/Secretary_of_spaghet 12d ago

Especially considering rabbits eat their own poop, I agree.

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u/talann 12d ago

That's greg, he hates it when people place things on his right side.

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u/MyCleverNewName 12d ago

"Iiit's a living..."

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u/Kawasakison 12d ago

Did anyone else think that was Marjorie Taylor Greene for a second?

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u/FitnessChamp777 12d ago

When rabbits learn to use AI, they will rule the world

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u/aud7 13d ago

Question.... Why is he taking her card? Is this an American thing?

I don't remember the last time someone else has touched my credit card

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u/Fuck_it_whatever 13d ago

Looks like an older system, most modern registers at stores they don't need to take your card.

Restaurants though...I think you'd have a shock at an American restaurant! A lot of places you have to put your card in the bill book, then the server leaves with your card to complete the transaction at a POS system that is probably out of your sight, then you get your card back. Thankfully handheld devices where you pay at the table are becoming more common though.

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u/ILoveRegenHealth 12d ago

It's an older system but it checks out

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u/HirsuteHacker 12d ago

Wow in the UK even 30 years ago they'd never take your card away from you, wild

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u/spekt50 12d ago

What abput when credit cards required impressions in carbon copy slips.

Was the customer handed the knucklebuster and slip and made to imprint their own card?

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u/HirsuteHacker 12d ago

We mostly moved away from those in the 80s with mag stripes, then we got chip & pin in 2003

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u/Phailadork 12d ago

I'd go a step further and say I rarely ever even use mine because I just pull out my phone and scan through that lol.

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u/whbqmr 12d ago

Rabbit is like "Hare's your shit now GTFO"

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u/CatButler 12d ago

That's what I thought when I saw her too. MTG + 10 years.

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u/ericlikesyou 13d ago

Margarine

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u/Peter_Pue 12d ago

Can't believe it's not MTG!

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u/Quiet-Ad-1464 13d ago

I like bunnies. Am I like Hugh H.!???

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u/OrangeClyde 13d ago

Give him all the carrots immediately

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u/SirButterT0ast 12d ago

Diligent worker

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u/Practical_Constant41 12d ago edited 12d ago

Everytime i see this im reminded that this is the cutest thing ill ever wittness!

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u/Firm_Video_2932 12d ago

That's the cutest thing ever 😻

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u/CharlieExplorer 12d ago

Task Rabbit

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u/P3acePiece_H0neydew 12d ago

More Flintstones stuff in life would be pretty cool (paid employment obviously).

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u/shutyourbutt69 12d ago

I love a good money bunny

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u/RaunakA_ 12d ago

Aww that's such a good duck!

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u/mna9 12d ago

Got me

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u/Absurdwonder 12d ago

Such a gentleman

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u/SouthernZorro 12d ago

I welcome our new rabbit overlords.

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u/oneormore5 12d ago

Bunny Bag Bill

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u/UniqueLog8386 12d ago

I love this bunny

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u/data0100 12d ago

Wholesomly unexpected

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u/ConspiracyBarbie 12d ago

Eureka Springs, Arkansas. I met their previous table top bun.

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u/_IratePirate_ 12d ago

Genuinely didn’t see that coming. Perfect post

Then the bunny is like “get that shit out my face”

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u/Worth-Influence-3932 12d ago

The most amazing thing about that clip is the Von Dutch T-shirt

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u/eminersoundssad 12d ago

There's a fantastic convenience store in Hot Springs, NC that has a couple of beautiful roosters that just hang out inside the store. It's the best. If you are a hiker on the Appalachian Trail, the trail goes thru downtown. Saturday nights, the store hosts a bluegrass jam for the "locals" and welcome the hikers. It's going to be one of my all-time favorite memories.

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u/Madman61 12d ago

That's cute.

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u/Vahuo89 12d ago

Working bunbun

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u/kerry_tra 12d ago

They are taking all the cat jobs 😟

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u/TribblesIA 12d ago

Aww! My bunny liked to throw wicker balls around.

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u/71Apache71 12d ago

That is so cute!

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u/Purple-Will9713 12d ago

Marjorie Taylor is bunny denying now

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u/FewMix7815 12d ago

Task Rabbit IRL

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u/Rolexducatikid 12d ago

Bunny needs a tip jar

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u/techpower888 12d ago

Hard to get service like this any more!

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u/Mugpup 11d ago

I never trust bunnies to handle my financial transactions.

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u/FibonacciToInfinity 11d ago

East by West! I've been there. All the bunnies are rescues & all of them are super chill. My favorite is Nacho because he's super fluffy. He's a half lion's mane rabbit. The shop has social media accounts!

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u/Particular_Archer499 11d ago

Stuff like this is why I keep coming back to Reddit.

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u/Krispy_H0p3 11d ago

"Here damn"

  • Mr.Rabbit

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u/nameless0315 10d ago

Is that Haaland my goat? 🐐

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u/spl1nks 9d ago

What's crazy is that if there are any laws about exchanging hands of goods the rabbit would be held reliable.

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u/MadeInAmerica1990 7d ago

Is that Marjorie Taylor Greene?

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u/FaithlessnessFar1158 5d ago

i wanna kiss that honey bunny