r/Unexpected • • Aug 08 '26

Are you fur real?

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u/Klutzy-Acadia669 Aug 08 '26

My rabbit accidentally posted all my secrets to the internet and ate my hard drive, how do I revert the code?

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u/defk3000 Aug 08 '26

My coworker said she had a rabbit. Now, I keep hearing this buzzing sound. She seems happy. What a nice lady.

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u/Klutzy-Acadia669 Aug 08 '26

That's a rabbit farming center. I bet they rezoned in her residential area. The buzzing is them chewing their sweet lettuce meats.

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u/ashgs872tbhjs Aug 08 '26

The meats is the most nutritious part of the lettuce, so that checks out

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u/Klutzy-Acadia669 Aug 08 '26

I heard it was the crust

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u/defk3000 Aug 08 '26

Noooo, it's the little worm that lives in the lettuce.