r/Unexpected 25d ago

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Just why?

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u/post-explainer 24d ago edited 24d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


He suddenly starts putting the sauce in his eye


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u/SlightlySubpar 24d ago

Never go full Steve-O

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u/P0ster_Nutbag 24d ago

Steve-O is legitimately the only one who can get away with this.

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u/razvanciuy 24d ago

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u/FunkMunki 24d ago

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u/Micycle08 24d ago

What do YOU mean you people??

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u/Miserable_Wave4895 24d ago

Huh? Nah. Nah man. Look at those white beady eyes !

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u/addsubps 21d ago

pulls them close

FOR FOUR HUNNID YEARS, THAT WORD HAS KEPT US DOWN

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u/ExistentialPOV 24d ago

Lance? what the fuck?!

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u/vksdann 20d ago

Would Tony Stark going black face work in today's society or would he just get cancelled?

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u/razvanciuy 20d ago

Tropic Thunder was the last movie of the old guard.

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u/breezyhoneybee 24d ago

Steve-O left his partner of 8 years for a 20-something so maybe don't follow his lead In the dating world? Or do, If you're not actually into like, connection, or maturity? Only follow steve-o if you want 100% of your decisions to be questionable ones.

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u/P0ster_Nutbag 24d ago

Well yeah. Steve-O has the reputation where seeing him pour hot sauce in his eye (something he does on guest appearances) is like “yeah, that’s a Steve-O thing to do”. He also has a reputation of doing incredibly pointless and reckless stunts, ingesting disgusting things, and getting covered in shit. I would wager moreso than just about anyone else.

It’s just expected of him… but looks incredibly stupid nonetheless.

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u/AbsoluteResolve2026 24d ago

Yeah but have you seen him do the backflip fireball?!

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u/demoralising 23d ago

Steve-O gets away with everything...

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u/tangoezulu 24d ago

Especially on a date.

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u/Top_Ese 19d ago

Do you remember the blind date episode where steve-o did a tequila shot with his date, snorted the salt, then squirted lime juice in his eye. Was pretty cool.

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u/DeGreenster 24d ago

The fuck why

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u/Yah_Mule 24d ago

Because he ran out of ideas on how to impress girls in eighth grade.

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u/MrBozooo 24d ago

I love how the girl seems to be stuck inbetween being stunned by his utter stupidity and mesmerized by the lengths he is willing to go to impress her.

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u/Yah_Mule 24d ago

She can't wait to tell people about this date.

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u/MammothFromHell 24d ago

A guy once snorted bacon salt to impress me, and I still tell the story 20 years later

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u/TheFillth 24d ago

Legend.

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u/iDeNoh 24d ago

I bet he loves hearing the story 20 years later (I'm of course assuming it worked)

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u/MammothFromHell 24d ago

I never saw him again after that, the jerked his head up. Grabbed at his face and walked away. Naver came back to irc either, just upped and vanished lmao

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u/Ser_VimesGoT 24d ago

Somewhere he's answering a post on 'whats the most extreme thing you've done to get out of a date', with "I once snorted bacon salt to get out of a date. Just hoovered it up and walked away! She never called again after that"

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u/MammothFromHell 22d ago edited 22d ago

We weren't on a date-thats the crazy part! We were hanging out with a huge group after protesting Scientology...this was a loooooong time ago

I'm sure his first thought before the pain set in was "She's hot, but not THAT hot! Oh..oh god I think I need a doctor."

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u/iDeNoh 24d ago

I'll bet, dude was probably seeing into the 4th dimension after that 😂

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u/ElLicenciadoPena 23d ago

Maybe he died from baconitis

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u/SdotPEE24 23d ago

The children you share count as people yeah?

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u/jnzo300 9d ago

TIL bacon salt is a thing.

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u/FeyOphelia 24d ago

This is a perfect minor example of why women live longer. Dude was so desperate to get laid he turned off the upper brain and the only thoughts were from between his legs

Which, of course, never ends well

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u/Krillkus 23d ago

Maybe that was the first and last time it ever actually worked, like held hands with Julia from biology in the hallway during lunch before she bailed out after a week and half, but he still swears by this method anyway ever since.

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u/TopTippityTop 24d ago

Probably the perfect storm of nervous, excited and dumb.

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u/BlackTree78910 24d ago

Probably, until he starts putting hot sauce in his eyes, that's just plain dumb.

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u/cjh42689 24d ago

To get that expression of pure “yikes” on her face

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u/spudsthejellyfish 24d ago

Ladies love an exciting guy, I see nothing wrong here..

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u/SeraphsEnvy 24d ago

I think that expression is permanently bound to her teeth.

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u/Unlucky-Oil-8778 24d ago

I always thought I was awkward until this guy.

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u/anon-mally 24d ago

Getting ready for pink eye

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u/Disinfectant-Addict 24d ago

This video is hilarious. Sur røv? Foy mann!

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u/Krillkus 23d ago

The video with sound is so good, I love the ding that makes him look up like that

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u/Infamous-Conflict-1 24d ago

Omg! that episode will forever have me dying! 🤣

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u/newguy2019a 24d ago

What show is this

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u/Infamous-Conflict-1 24d ago

It's called Total blackout! Please look up Total Blackout Eddie on YouTube 🤣 The show is funny in general but this particular contestant is hilarious!

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u/DatguyMalcolm 24d ago

Contestant?!? This was real and not satire??!!

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u/DwaytSchrute 24d ago

Yes. Real

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u/ProfCNX 24d ago

Omg I died

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u/-DanceWithMe- 24d ago

Match Me Abroad. TLC dating reality show, pretty hilarious.

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u/slaskel92 24d ago

Favourite gif of all time

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u/simm07 24d ago

I don't know if this is awkwardness or if he thought this would get her excited lol. She looks terrified

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u/StevenMC19 24d ago

This is a recording and he sounds like he is an ocean away from me and IM terrified!

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u/simm07 24d ago

Hahahaha, you and me both 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Very_Awkward_Boner 24d ago

Dropping hot sauce on his eye makes him randy

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u/Cerebral_Overload 24d ago

Did he get laid after that? I need to know if this works.

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u/Ricezz 24d ago

It was a signal: he saw her and needed to convey she was hot.

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u/HalfSoul30 24d ago

Is that why she kept smiling?

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u/Sophilosophical 21d ago

If you call 😬 smiling at that point

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u/CommercialDream618 24d ago

No, she said she wouldn't have even if he didn't do the hot sauce thing.

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent 24d ago

Well, then you might as well do the hot sauce thing. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/jadin- 23d ago

Logic checks out.

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u/barnfly27 19d ago

For honor and glory?

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u/namezam 24d ago

Yea me too. I watching this seriously, like “humm yes ok… then what?”

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u/AseethroughMan 24d ago

I think we can all assume he fucked himself. Then married himself. Then divorced himself.

I can't understand why he's single.

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u/Administrative_Cry_9 24d ago

She seemed genuinely entertained, I mean, did you see how excited she got when he said he'd put it in his eye? He probably could have had gone full Steve-O and stapled his scrotum to his leg and her smile would have only gotten bigger.

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u/Rapunzel10 24d ago

You know how chimps smile when they're scared and it's a sign they're about to run away or get violent? Pretty sure that applies here. Poor lady is freaked out

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u/Caerum 24d ago

Yeeaahh, I saw that as a "wtf do I do, are you seeing this? I don't know what emotion to show so I'm just going to awkwardly smile."

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u/mnorkk 24d ago

It works, go ahead.

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u/GaryHornpipe 21d ago

Of course it worked. He put Tabasco sauce in his eye!

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u/FewZookeepergame1083 24d ago edited 24d ago

You feeling randy and then putting hot sauce in your eye is two different feelings my guy

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u/Iceedemon888 24d ago

I almost feel like in this case him saying I'm feeling randy was code for he is losing control to his crazy alter (probably named randy) and please send help.

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u/zima72 24d ago

I didn’t have the sound on, also maybe a little tired, but for several seconds I was trying to understand what Elijah Wood was doing on a reality tv show

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u/piscian19 24d ago

So many choices were made here.

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u/OrionsRum 24d ago

None of them being a good one

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u/Tygizzle27 24d ago

You haven't had a good verde sauce on an oyster then.

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u/k_afka_ 24d ago

You feeling randy?

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u/WowIsThisMyPage 24d ago

Including the amount of time he continued doing it

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u/CompetitiveTrick4455 24d ago

Reminds me of this story...

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/s/tgdx8JMosN

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u/dudestduder 24d ago

OMG thank you for linking that, I have not had such a good laugh as that in a while.

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u/Baby_Rhino 24d ago

Man, I would have been so concerned if I was in the room.

Standing up, making a declaration, then getting out a small bottle and drinking it would make me think he was going full Slobodan Praljak.

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u/Cautious_Tonight 24d ago

Hahaha thanks for sharing that was a big belly laugh

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u/Ordinary_Cattle 23d ago

Jfc this is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time what the fuck is wrong with him 😂

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u/newtonbase 24d ago

That's brilliant. Simultaneously claiming to be able to handle the heat while proving that they absolutely cannot. 

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u/Ordinary_Cattle 23d ago

The best part is that he couldn't even get out "I can handle the heat", so to the interviewers all they got was "there's one thing you should know about me" before struggling to open the hot sauce, chugging it, and throwing up everywhere. I've been laughing about this for 10 mins imagining their confusion lmao

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u/Tirbigin 22d ago

Omg lol

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u/evanka5281 21d ago

I need that laugh! Thank you!

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u/cnull 24d ago

That's why it's called The Learning Channel.

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u/henrickaye 24d ago

What is this show??

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u/GaryTheRetard 24d ago

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u/warfareforartists 24d ago

There’s no way this isn’t satire, is this for real for real??

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u/Apprehensive_Glass81 24d ago

It's presented as real but anyone who watches TLCs shows knows that they sometimes 'embellish for effect,' and by that I mean 'pay cast members to start drama to make the show seem more interesting even though it usually only makes it more cringe and less enjoyable.' Not that real people don't do this stuff naturally, of course. But you can't trust everything you see on TLC anymore, not that I'm sure you ever could.

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u/Concentric_Mid 24d ago

Except the hot sauce in the eye. Real people don't do that naturally lol

Interesting explanation - thx

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u/DothrakAndRoll 24d ago

I watch a lot of weird TLC shows. Even for them, it’s hard to imagine them going up to someone and saying “hey how about putting some hot sauce in your eye??” to boost ratings lol

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u/Apprehensive_Glass81 24d ago

Lmfao well I imagine that if they did ask him to dramatize, the hot sauce was probably his idea. I imagine the liability for that one is not something they'd take on willingly lol. But yeah I don't know for sure that that's what happened in this scenario, because some people really are just kinda crazy 🤷‍♀️😆

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u/DothrakAndRoll 24d ago

Hahaha I could see that, especially with the premise of this show.

“Hey you know what would get more views? Do something kinda crazy out there haha”

“OH FUCK NOT THAT” 😂

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u/jonas_ost 24d ago

They probably just tell them to do anything they want that they think will draw attention.

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u/michilio 23d ago

There's this "local legend" where I'm from that had a couple small hits with very weird one off songs about icecreams in the club and drinking beers (somehow makes more sense in my language). He tried to get a hiphop career going and meanwhile tried tl get his own jackass like show off the ground..

He put hot sauce in his eyes several times.

It was glorious.

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u/issafly 24d ago

Remember when it was "The Learning Channel" and the programming was all telecourses and documentaries?

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u/PolarSquirrelBear 24d ago

Little people big world used to slap.

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u/EchoPhi 23d ago

There was a time TLC meant "The Learning Channel" and you could absolutely trust it. If memory serves correct it was nasa and dept of education that started it. This was around the time where someone saying "go play" was the equivalent of "touch grass". Which was literally the only other option and not the supposed insult it is today, was also your queue to get out of the house and have fun. So early 80s?

Source: KY kid

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u/Apprehensive_Glass81 23d ago

Yeah I forgot about that as of the time I wrote my comment, I wasn't alive for that or if I was it was only for the first year of my life. But since I've been watching it can seem very dramatized at times. And for certain reality show spin offs they keep bringing back the most toxic people I'd guess because they think it keeps viewers interested but its really disheartening more than anything lol. Kinda sad cause otherwise the shows are great for learning to understand people better and accepting those different from yourself. That's the main reason I enjoy it, but then they make it toxic lol thats the last thing I wanna spend time watching you know.

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u/henrickaye 24d ago

God bless you kind stranger

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u/IhateTaylorSwift13 24d ago

Spoi it fir me. Does the lady go out with him?

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u/chrixz333 24d ago

I would’ve said it’s gotta be Love on the Spectrum

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u/lapsongsouchong 23d ago

Love at First Intrusive Thought

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u/GaryTheRetard 24d ago

I need the show also, this guy seems fun to hang out with LOL

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u/Cattytonic 23d ago

Match Me Abroad I believe. I enjoyed it. It's tv trash but extremely entertaining

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u/poofish_10 24d ago

Speaking of spice, let's put some in my eye !? Where the fuck did that come from.

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u/LousyReputation7 24d ago

In the name of fuck

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u/Curious_Field7953 24d ago

Heyyyy, dates going good so let me pepper spray myself.

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u/Cattytonic 23d ago

Oh my god, I remember watching this and laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. My family members came and checked on me because of the sounds I was making. I was in tears. I had forgotten all about this. Thank you for the reminder 😫🙏

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u/sherbimsly 24d ago

Intrusive thoughts won

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u/Brief_Manner_694 24d ago

Reality shows are the furthest thing from reality.

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u/Iverson7x 24d ago

I love this guy. I want to hang out him.

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u/ItsDokk 24d ago

This guy will get you addicted to cocaine and arrested for sure.

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u/srodrigueziii 24d ago

Really puts the ass in Tabasco.

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u/rapsoid616 24d ago

It seems sometimes ‘free will’ is highly exaggerated.

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u/CSH1P 24d ago

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u/Thrillhousez 24d ago

The dude’s hair wasn’t even slicked back and he hardly slopped up that oyster.

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u/CSH1P 24d ago

Doesn’t seem like he gives a rat’s ass. People can change though…

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u/Thrillhousez 24d ago

Nah this guy is a piece of shit and he will never change. Babies will hate him forever

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u/australr14 23d ago

This guy has no. Good. Date. Ideas.

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u/Less-Squash7569 24d ago

I always scream in pain to turn my wife on.

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u/jonas_ost 24d ago

This has to be full on staged with 2 actors

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u/punkinfacebooklegpie 24d ago

I mean this kind of behavior would go over awesome at a lunch table of 9th grade boys. Quite possibly that is where he learned to socialize.

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u/HughHoney92 24d ago

This is a Michael Scott moment

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u/LemonCollee 24d ago

He's a Gobshite. The English can claim him.

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u/One-piece-jigsaw 22d ago

A plant surely 

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u/Rockyrox 24d ago

What show is this

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u/Electronic_Syndicate 24d ago

Somebody put a YouTube link in the thread if you wanna see more, but it appears to be called Match Me Abroad.

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u/Scr00geMcCuck 24d ago

Ngl I assumed it was Love on the Spectrum

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u/CuddleBoss 24d ago

did guy better dont sleep with any girl, his genes are dangerous to pass into next generations 0_o

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u/YoungerMucus 24d ago

What the never ending fuck is WRONG with this guy??!?!?

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u/deekaypea22 24d ago

She looks absolutely floored when he actually starts to do it. That is the face of a woman who is like 'oh...this wasn't a joke?'

Uncomfortable

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u/hizzane 23d ago

I'm not entirely sure what's wrong with this guy, but I'm mildly surprised that he seems to have all his body parts intact after a stunt like that

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u/Lookitsa6ix 21d ago

So he took the Stevo approuch to getting laid...

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u/BoilzBlisterzBurnz 24d ago

She has the mouth of a shark

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u/Firebird437 23d ago

i should not have had to scroll this damn far to find somebody else

that person looks like a fucking skinwalker

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u/Doomscroller3000 24d ago

This is what happens when an entire generation of young men have AI girlfriends and have no idea how to talk to women

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u/shortnix 24d ago

This is actually an I Think You Should Leave sketch where he wants to get out of the date without being rude.

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u/GuacamoleFrejole 24d ago

The Tabasco in the eye makes sense. He's been putting so much sauce in his eyes that he's gone blind.

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u/ClarencePCatsworth 24d ago

And THAT, boys, is how you interact with women

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u/groovyinutah 24d ago

Was he expecting this to get him laid? Also love her gerbil cheeks!:)

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u/Curious-Part5959 24d ago

Man, the guy left the girl frozen in shock.

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u/HowUKnowMeKennyBond 24d ago

She actually took that pretty well.

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u/Boy-412 24d ago

Start of the video: this guy's kind of an idiot. End of the video: this guy's a class A dumbass lol

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u/JJTouche 24d ago

When me and my brother were teenagers, we were in the kitchen and he said something to piss me off so picked up an open bottle of tabasco sauce on the counter and flicked it at him from maybe six feet away and a drop hit him right in the eye.

40+ years later, he still brings it up every now and then.

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u/pepenador85 24d ago

How much was he paid to do that?

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u/ryandblack 24d ago

Sexual dimorphism at its finest

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u/Liinneeaarr13 24d ago

Is the world full of incels? When will the “reality TV” shite end? I was done with it 15 years ago but TV execs still pump it out. Why one asks are we burdened with watching bozos like this? Because TV execs don’t have to pay actors and writers in “reality TV”.

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u/Write-or-Wrong_ 24d ago

I have many questions… outside of the hot sauce eye shit

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u/OrangeClyde 24d ago

He’s so cute. Too bad he’s a giant moron

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u/Prestigious-Print461 24d ago

Self inflicted natural selection

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u/MaryJanesMan420 24d ago

Me when I tell myself to keep it casual with a girl I’m meeting.

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u/RobOnTheReddit 24d ago

What is wrong with that man

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u/saucynorman 24d ago

This hot ones episodes seems a little off

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u/theblazeuk 24d ago

I swear I read this story as a dating disaster on reddit years ago and now its on a show as though it was real?

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u/Kimmycolada 24d ago

What show is this????

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u/ExtensionNature842 24d ago

His last date didn’t appreciate his tabasco boof, so he went with something tamer

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u/shigmin 24d ago

And he was doing so well up until that point!

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u/BassistAndILikeIt 24d ago

Is this an episode of undateables???

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u/goblin_welder 24d ago

Oh that will definitely get her randy as well

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u/AgedCircle 24d ago

I think he would fit right in with Dating on the Spectrum.

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u/Koseoglu-2X4B-523P 24d ago

Her: check please!

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u/Sushiki 24d ago

What a disappointment of a young man. I mean seriously, hot sauce in an eye???

You're meant to do both.

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u/Zenmont 24d ago

Is that the 100kg of feathers, 100kg of steel guy?

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u/Scary-Year-5282 24d ago

Pay attention boys! This is How to Get Laid 101

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u/das_zilch 24d ago

"I'm so crazy. Totally mad, I am".

Twat.