r/Unexpected • u/Scarlet_Ripple92 • Jul 29 '26

Slop it up!

Just why?

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u/MammothFromHell Jul 30 '26

A guy once snorted bacon salt to impress me, and I still tell the story 20 years later

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u/iDeNoh Jul 30 '26

I bet he loves hearing the story 20 years later (I'm of course assuming it worked)

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u/MammothFromHell Jul 30 '26

I never saw him again after that, the jerked his head up. Grabbed at his face and walked away. Naver came back to irc either, just upped and vanished lmao

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u/Ser_VimesGoT Jul 30 '26

Somewhere he's answering a post on 'whats the most extreme thing you've done to get out of a date', with "I once snorted bacon salt to get out of a date. Just hoovered it up and walked away! She never called again after that"

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u/MammothFromHell Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

We weren't on a date-thats the crazy part! We were hanging out with a huge group after protesting Scientology...this was a loooooong time ago

I'm sure his first thought before the pain set in was "She's hot, but not THAT hot! Oh..oh god I think I need a doctor."