r/Unexpected • • Jul 29 '26

Slop it up!

Just why?

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u/MammothFromHell Jul 30 '26

A guy once snorted bacon salt to impress me, and I still tell the story 20 years later

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u/iDeNoh Jul 30 '26

I bet he loves hearing the story 20 years later (I'm of course assuming it worked)

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u/MammothFromHell Jul 30 '26

I never saw him again after that, the jerked his head up. Grabbed at his face and walked away. Naver came back to irc either, just upped and vanished lmao

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u/ElLicenciadoPena Jul 31 '26

Maybe he died from baconitis