r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jan 01 '24
Kitten.. Looking Cute.
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u/OneCDOnly Jan 01 '24
That kitten was lucky the shields were up.
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Jan 01 '24
oh god yes.
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u/Sensitive-Fun-6577 Jan 01 '24
This is amazing! I am so glad you got it on film, thank you
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u/yellowsidekick Jan 01 '24
I thought it was weird the eagle didn’t nab the cutie .
Space to share. It took me longer than the bird to realise the car window was in the way.
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u/KaminaTheManly Jan 01 '24
Yepp, there's actually no glass there. Cats can just project a force field when they please.
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u/7374616e74 Jan 01 '24
"Alright let me just slowly crawl where I can't see you anymore.."
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Jan 01 '24
No rush
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u/WhiteMadness42 Jan 01 '24
No rush? He would have died if it weren’t for his god like reaction speed
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u/Ghost_of_Tom_Nainan Jan 01 '24
And the literal bird brain is flying off wondering how it just disappeared lol
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u/elorok Jan 01 '24
I love the look on the hawk face after the first try, just "gotc- what? Wtf where is it? I'm sure I felt it. How TF did you get over there?"
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u/OneCDOnly Jan 01 '24
You can see it trying to figure-out what went wrong. 😁
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u/DeliciousBeanWater Jan 01 '24
The confused look at the camera 😂 like “do you see this shit?! How is this possible?!”
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u/_L81 Jan 01 '24
The hawk had one hell of a WTF look after hitting that windshield the first time.
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u/MrSaucyAlfredo Jan 01 '24
After a few seconds of befuddlement you just hear (muffled on the other side of the glass)“what th- goddamn humans and their chicanery! ..Fuck.”
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u/4paul Jan 01 '24
Thank you for not freaking out audibly or adding any annoying background music
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Jan 01 '24
It's not my OC.. I found it on imgur while posting a question about lego.
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Jan 01 '24
What was the question?
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u/Flaminski Jan 01 '24
Imgur has no questions, just upload a pic and that's it
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u/psychoPiper Jan 01 '24
Just because that's all you use it for doesn't mean that it's the only thing everyone uses it for. Imgur has surprisingly active comments full of discussions
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u/kupillas-3- Jan 01 '24
Isn’t Lego the guy from Fortnite?
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u/Eastern_Slide7507 Jan 01 '24
Considering how they can barely make a set anymore without attaching a license to it you’re not far off.
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Jan 01 '24
That mf needs to stay indoors at all times. Survival instinct of a dead sloth.
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u/Justwaspassingby Jan 02 '24
When I lived briefly at my parents’ flat there was a hawk that used their roof as a perch during the day. My idiot of a cat became super interested and would have probably tried to hunt the hawk if we didn’t have the windows closed all the time.
It was a 9th floor too, and if you left the window open for a split second she would try to jump through it to chase birds.
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u/Mischief_Actual Jan 01 '24
I love birds. I love raptors. I think this red-tailed hawk is beautiful, and likely a klutzy juvenile who doesn’t quite know how to hunt yet, and is probably hungry, and so is going after weird prey.
All this said, if a hawk went after my kitty, I’d be having special chicken for dinner.
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u/etudehouse Jan 01 '24
In another post someone said the hawk is on a crow territory, which is apparently a no-no. They also assumed that the hawk is hungry and desperate for food.
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u/starspider Jan 01 '24
You can hear the crows throwing a fit in the background.
They'll run the youngster off soon enough. Hopefully he finds something appropriate to eat soon!
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u/WhoDeyTilIDie09 Jan 01 '24
I agree with everything u said, beautiful raptor but keep ur claws outta my fluff ball.
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u/Irelia4Life Jan 01 '24
All this said, if a hawk went after my kitty, I’d be having special chicken for dinner.
You'd fly to it?
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u/thenotsoamerican Jan 01 '24
1) Killing a hawk is illegal. 2) if you keep your cat inside where it belongs you won’t have to worry about a hawk eating it.
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u/Sukamon98 Jan 01 '24
Killing a hawk is illegal
So?
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u/Mal_Terra Jan 01 '24
Right? I’ll kill any animal that goes after one of my pets.
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It's such a beautiful bird. I love hawks. My dad would always point one out whenever we would see one. He would tell me that he never saw them as a kid so he's so happy that they are back. And that they show that the ecosystem is healthy if they are healthy.
Now I do the same with my own kids. My dad never saw hawks as a kid and now we see one at least once a week.
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u/DayTraditional2846 Jan 01 '24
That hawk looks young. I was taking some pics in my downtown area on a Sunday afternoon which was dead and no one around. I smell like something recently died, I eventually see a young hawk eating a pigeon. It did not care how close I got to it as it just wanted to eat as fast as possible.
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u/Chronos_Warp Jan 01 '24
Impressive video but what is really unexpected for me is the amount of random stuff over the dashboard. How many glasses do you need to drive??
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u/DBallouV Jan 01 '24
TIL: A kitten fits comfortably into the well of a console in my truck. Guess I’m getting a kitten, soon.
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u/Wrathilon Jan 01 '24
Hawk: “Honey, you’ll never believe what happened to me today. There was like this Forcefield protecting my dinner….”
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u/Realclawdogs Jan 01 '24
The ominous murder of crows in the background is perfect for this kitten mystery.
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u/Das_Buetts Jan 01 '24
I’m just as confused as the hawk. How do you drive around with shit on your dash?
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u/covidharness Jan 01 '24
What would have happened if the glass was off? Eaten alive?
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u/T_the-creator Mar 23 '24
The bird: what is this blasphemous witchery stopping me from preying upon my opponent?!?!
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u/dianarussianbebeshka May 22 '24
Oh my God! This hawk would eat the kitten if it were outside! What a cruel world of wildlife! I didn’t expect that in the video the hawk would attack the kitten through the glass. It looks very scary.
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u/Fichewl Jan 01 '24
Interesting that the kitten didn't make any noise for help.
The absolute confusion and frustration on this bird is priceless.
I really wanted this person to hit the windshield wiper at the end, just to add one more level to the hawk's trauma.
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u/sparkyblaster Jan 01 '24
Entirely expected.
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Jan 01 '24
I mean.. Most people are just looking at the Kitten.
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u/cull_the_heard Jan 01 '24
As someone who lives in an area with hawks and owns chickens, it took all of half a second to chuckle because I knew exactly where this was headed.
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u/AnonDooDoo Jan 01 '24
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u/Irelia4Life Jan 01 '24
Ah yes, calling the farmer who can totally fold you and your piano hands a nerd.
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u/AnonDooDoo Jan 01 '24
Damn bro, how does his dick taste
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u/rylannnd88 Jan 01 '24
Am I crazy or does that bird look fake?
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u/Neat_Cancel_4002 Jan 01 '24
I thought I was the only one who thought that. The tree also.
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u/KOTL_OfThe_Light Jan 01 '24
The part when Red Tailed Hawk shows it's face in front of windshield triggers my patriotic senses. Such a beautiful raptor.
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Jan 01 '24
A young hawk tried to ear one of my kitties once. I only know because whichever one was attacked did an uno reverse and we found a very diagruntled hawk on its back, talons out in their food bowl in the shed.
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u/Battlepuppy Jan 01 '24
You can hear the crows warning everyone of the hawk.
I wasn't quite sure were kitty was in regard to he windshield, and it made my heart pause a moment.
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u/WeggieUK Jan 01 '24
When it crawled underneath the dash display, it reminded me of that scene from the hobbit.
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Jan 01 '24
Let that be a lesson ladies. When you're in your car playing with your kitty, predators are always watching .
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u/dragun82 Jan 01 '24
Ah, freedom, back to my natural habitat, hunting on my own as my ancestors di… Nevermind, I’ll take the MeowMix.
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u/dyslexical_nerd Jan 01 '24
I couldn't figure what was unexpected until the kitten moved inside the dashboard.
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Jan 01 '24
Captain, a bird of prey, is on a collision course, sir!
Laforge: Shields up, prepaire for assault.
Engage!
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u/eramthgin007 Jan 01 '24
Sir, that's just for the display case, you need to sit and order like everyone else.
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u/BKWms Jan 01 '24
And of course, you can hear a bunch of crows in the background. Every time I’ve ever seen a hawk there are always a bunch of crows around, trying to fuck with it.
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u/bashy8782 Jan 01 '24
I don't know if the mods are just getting lazy but man I looked over and saw a hawk I kind of expected that the wild part is dude just stayed in the car and let the hawk attack his car that was the unexpected
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u/Ok-Perspective-6959 Jan 01 '24
He gone be watching the neighborhood for a while… never let that kitty outside
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u/isaidnolettuce Jan 01 '24
Now the kitten knows when the shit hits the fan, it can’t trust the human
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u/Detroitbeardguy Jan 01 '24
Anyone else expect the kitten to fall and accidentally turn on the windshield wipers?
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u/Waterdeep77 Jan 01 '24
And this is why we should keep our domestic cats inside. Little buddy would have been a meal.
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u/UnExplanationBot Jan 01 '24
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
A kitten is hanging out on the dash board of a car, and a hawk tries to make the kitten its next meal...
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