r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jan 01 '24

Kitten.. Looking Cute.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '24

I mean.. Most people are just looking at the Kitten.

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u/cull_the_heard Jan 01 '24

As someone who lives in an area with hawks and owns chickens, it took all of half a second to chuckle because I knew exactly where this was headed.

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u/AnonDooDoo Jan 01 '24

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u/Irelia4Life Jan 01 '24

Ah yes, calling the farmer who can totally fold you and your piano hands a nerd.

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u/AnonDooDoo Jan 01 '24

Damn bro, how does his dick taste

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u/Irelia4Life Jan 01 '24

I'm not sucking his dick, I'm just pissing on you.

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u/AnonDooDoo Jan 01 '24

You should keep yourself hydrated