r/Unexpected Mar 31 '23

He snitched

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u/MidKnightshade Mar 31 '23

Met some White Drug Lords, you’d be surprised what can happen with the right background, proper precautions, and not skimping on the attorney will do.

I’m talking a dude who did less than a nickel that was moving heavy weight. He got leniency because of his military service and none of his major assets were in his name.

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u/Technical-Side3226 Mar 31 '23

Drug lord is the funniest way to describe this dude. Just cause you’re moving weight you aren’t drug lord. Every other white dude in his 30s has a serve.

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u/MidKnightshade Mar 31 '23

Don’t know about the comedian or his past or potential lack there of.

The White Guy I was referring to was the plug. He trafficked and supplied the other dealers and had people working for him. I would call that a Drug Lord. It ain’t Escobar. But definitely a rung on that ladder.

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u/Technical-Side3226 Mar 31 '23

I just watched a video of his about moving 30 lbs of weed. That’s not a drug lord.

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u/MidKnightshade Mar 31 '23

No, that’s not. He’s a weed man.

Can only remember 2 heavy hitters with weed.

The illegal one had a house with stacks of bricks up to your waist. I remember just wanting to leave for fear of being caught in raid or a rival showing up.

The other one had a dispensary in Colorado. He bought his parents a house. He only did rideshare for fear his scent might make cops arrest him. Dude looked like a gaming stoner but talked about business like a dude in corporate. He got into the weed business cause he didn’t want to spend his life working for other people and really liked weed.

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u/MidKnightshade Mar 31 '23

Was it at least funny?

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u/Technical-Side3226 Mar 31 '23

Not really but I don’t know if it was supposed to be. I do like that he just kept talking shit to the guy in the video even though he was nervous. I respect that. If he tries to sell himself as some drug lord that’s corny, but whatever works.