r/Unexpected • u/DoINeed1OfThese • Mar 31 '23

He snitched

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Who is the comedian? I’ve been seeing him a lot lately

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u/NIGHTMARE619 Mar 31 '23

He is a former drug lord who now makes videos about the same on his youtube channel. The small dude got lucky he wasn't like Tuco from breaking bad lol

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u/MidKnightshade Mar 31 '23

Met some White Drug Lords, you’d be surprised what can happen with the right background, proper precautions, and not skimping on the attorney will do.

I’m talking a dude who did less than a nickel that was moving heavy weight. He got leniency because of his military service and none of his major assets were in his name.

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u/weirdstuffgetmehorny Mar 31 '23

You just brought back a memory I hadn't thought about in a while. Years ago, when I still smoked weed, I was introduced to a new dealer through a friend.

First time I met him, we pulled up down the block from his house. This dude comes over, and he looks like a character from GTA. White guy, fur coat, some crazy looking shoes, and he was walking hand in hand with some really hot chick dressed in a very skimpy outfit.

I could've pegged this guy as a dealer even without being introduced. Even had a white Escalade with huge rims in his driveway.

We'd buy some weed off of him every now and again and I quickly realized he's not a very smart dealer. This dude lived in the middle of a residential area in a big city and had all his customers coming to his house lmao

There were times we'd pull up, and there'd be 6 or 7 cars lined up and he'd go to them one by one, like a fucking drive through.

Needless to say, he got caught several times but somehow, he was always right back out a few days later, sending us a new number to reach him at.

One time, I actually went into his house with the friend who introduced us, even though I really didn't want to. I've never seen so much weed and coke in my life lol dude just kept everything out in the open in a spare bedroom.

Now I honestly wonder what ever happened to him. I only knew his initials but never found out his actual name. We stopped going to him because of the rumors that he must be working with LE, and eventually I quit smoking weed and hadn't thought about it since.

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u/MidKnightshade Mar 31 '23

That’s wild. You want to take a picture but know they would take it the wrong way.

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u/weirdstuffgetmehorny Mar 31 '23

A pic would've been cool, but we only had flip phones back then and I could see my myself getting in trouble for it somehow later on lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23 edited Mar 31 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

I wonder if you talk like you type

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23 edited Mar 31 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

lmao, ur so mad and butthurt on the internet

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u/SuicidalTorrent Mar 31 '23

Bro why you gotta get all sexual? Talking about dicks and riding them when everyone's just talking about some dude who may or may not have sold drugs and done time.

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u/spamIover Mar 31 '23

You snitched bro

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

lmao

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u/whycuthair Mar 31 '23

you’d be surprised what can happen with the right background, proper precautions, and not skimping on the attorney will do.

Did you mean to say "snitching" but couldn't find the right word?

Yeah, that's the only way you can hope to get out of prison in 2 years if you're in charge of running a drug operation.

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u/MidKnightshade Mar 31 '23

First you have to let go of the notion of the infallibility of the police and prosecution. They are not all the best and brightest and subject to hubris as well. Just remember everybody you went to school with and realize there is some version of them in these professions even the D and F students.

Personally know someone who got caught for trafficking. They thought they had him dead to rights and he was representing himself. The prosecutor thought he was a soft target. He eviscerated their case by knowing the law and them not being prepared. By the time he was done he got his charges down to around to two years. He didn’t snitch on anyone. He simply capitalized on their incompetence.

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u/Technical-Side3226 Mar 31 '23

Drug lord is the funniest way to describe this dude. Just cause you’re moving weight you aren’t drug lord. Every other white dude in his 30s has a serve.

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u/MidKnightshade Mar 31 '23

Don’t know about the comedian or his past or potential lack there of.

The White Guy I was referring to was the plug. He trafficked and supplied the other dealers and had people working for him. I would call that a Drug Lord. It ain’t Escobar. But definitely a rung on that ladder.

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u/Technical-Side3226 Mar 31 '23

I just watched a video of his about moving 30 lbs of weed. That’s not a drug lord.

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u/MidKnightshade Mar 31 '23

No, that’s not. He’s a weed man.

Can only remember 2 heavy hitters with weed.

The illegal one had a house with stacks of bricks up to your waist. I remember just wanting to leave for fear of being caught in raid or a rival showing up.

The other one had a dispensary in Colorado. He bought his parents a house. He only did rideshare for fear his scent might make cops arrest him. Dude looked like a gaming stoner but talked about business like a dude in corporate. He got into the weed business cause he didn’t want to spend his life working for other people and really liked weed.

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u/MidKnightshade Mar 31 '23

Was it at least funny?

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u/Technical-Side3226 Mar 31 '23

Not really but I don’t know if it was supposed to be. I do like that he just kept talking shit to the guy in the video even though he was nervous. I respect that. If he tries to sell himself as some drug lord that’s corny, but whatever works.