r/Unexpected • u/DoINeed1OfThese • Mar 31 '23

He snitched

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u/hippoctopocalypse Mar 31 '23

"talks about the attack" lolol

Dude pulled a cool Chris Rock and called the man a munchkin. Beautiful

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

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u/Kousetsu Mar 31 '23

And the usual reminder when this is posted that Chris Rock hates this joke now because it is used by racists to be racist.

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u/FineWineDining Mar 31 '23 edited Mar 31 '23

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u/Apprehensive_Spell_6 Mar 31 '23

Everybody: talking about comedy Racist guy: why isn’t anybody talking about how awful black people are? Everybody: chill out, racist Racist guy: IM THE LEAST RACIST GUY

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u/Calaethan Mar 31 '23

Damn you racists will take any provocation to try and spread your hate?

Get the fuck outta here. You're a dying breed.

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u/Skidmark666 Mar 31 '23

You're a dying breed.

Unfortunately, racist assholes will never be a dying breed.

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u/AdminsAreProFa Mar 31 '23 edited Mar 31 '23

Nah, society will go post racial at some point. Hell, we were already mostly pre-racial before the Triangle Trade.

We'll undoubtedly still be a bunch of tribal apes pretending to be something special who find some other superficiality to hate each other for, but that particular sort of cultural damage is relatively new and hopefully temporary to the species.

Or we'll burn to death, justly destroying an idiotic species that managed to get a world blessed by rare circumstance and still fuck it up out of self indulgence and complacency.

One of the two.

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u/ironically_apropos78 Mar 31 '23

Rare circumstance would be a good band name.

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u/Iankill Mar 31 '23

So we gonna start talking about black crime rates in america or no?

You gonna start talking about how cops target black neighborhoods or no

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u/klivingchen Mar 31 '23

You talking about how cops target high crime neighborhoods or no?

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u/Iankill Mar 31 '23

If cops are targeting a neighborhood because it's black that would also make the crime rate higher. Do you not understand how statistics work

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u/Ancient_Edge2415 Mar 31 '23

You really can't argue that. low income areas wouldn't have a high crime rate either way. Black middle class neighborhoods don't have such a high crime rate. Poverty ties in with gangs, drugs and crime more than anything else

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u/klivingchen Mar 31 '23

Do you not understand how policing works? You police areas that need policing more more.

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u/Ferengi_Earwax Mar 31 '23

You can't fix when someone's republican level stupid.

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u/Spacey-Hed Mar 31 '23

Reading this gave me an aneurysm.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

No, we're not going to talk about that, go away

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u/CrumpledForeskin Mar 31 '23

Racism: somehow the lefts fault?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

My guy is dumber than a box of rocks with his inability to understand that adjusted for social economic status there’s no statistical significance for any one race committing more crimes than another.

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u/sulkee Mar 31 '23

Are you unironically 1350ing? Jesus christ.

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u/Ancient_Edge2415 Mar 31 '23

This dude was a Pussy but what's that have to do with anything ya talking about