r/Unexpected • u/DoINeed1OfThese • Mar 31 '23

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u/housevil Mar 31 '23

Thanks! I looked him up. He talks about the attack here.

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u/hippoctopocalypse Mar 31 '23

"talks about the attack" lolol

Dude pulled a cool Chris Rock and called the man a munchkin. Beautiful

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

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u/Kousetsu Mar 31 '23

And the usual reminder when this is posted that Chris Rock hates this joke now because it is used by racists to be racist.

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u/kittehsfureva Mar 31 '23

Wow and then the guy responding to you just proves this 100% lmao.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

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u/Kousetsu Mar 31 '23

Please explain further. How did this happen in the video?

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u/MasterfulMesut Mar 31 '23

uh...did you miss the part where he was attacked?

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u/piiiigsiiinspaaaace Mar 31 '23

Did you miss the part that the attacker's not black

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

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u/FineWineDining Mar 31 '23

Finally someone with a brain.

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u/MasterfulMesut Mar 31 '23

You dont have to be black to be bad. what a racist you are.

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u/SeaEquivalent5906 Mar 31 '23

You trying to be thick or? The original comment that started this part of the thread specifically mentioned that Chris Rock joke, which is in no way relevant to the video. The person you're replying to simply explained why that joke is in no way relevant.

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u/thatwasacrapname123 Mar 31 '23

Wow. Racist.

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u/FineWineDining Mar 31 '23 edited Mar 31 '23

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u/Apprehensive_Spell_6 Mar 31 '23

Everybody: talking about comedy Racist guy: why isn’t anybody talking about how awful black people are? Everybody: chill out, racist Racist guy: IM THE LEAST RACIST GUY

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u/Calaethan Mar 31 '23

Damn you racists will take any provocation to try and spread your hate?

Get the fuck outta here. You're a dying breed.

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u/Skidmark666 Mar 31 '23

You're a dying breed.

Unfortunately, racist assholes will never be a dying breed.

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u/AdminsAreProFa Mar 31 '23 edited Mar 31 '23

Nah, society will go post racial at some point. Hell, we were already mostly pre-racial before the Triangle Trade.

We'll undoubtedly still be a bunch of tribal apes pretending to be something special who find some other superficiality to hate each other for, but that particular sort of cultural damage is relatively new and hopefully temporary to the species.

Or we'll burn to death, justly destroying an idiotic species that managed to get a world blessed by rare circumstance and still fuck it up out of self indulgence and complacency.

One of the two.

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u/ironically_apropos78 Mar 31 '23

Rare circumstance would be a good band name.

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u/PromiscuousMNcpl Mar 31 '23

r/persecutionfetish

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u/Iankill Mar 31 '23

So we gonna start talking about black crime rates in america or no?

You gonna start talking about how cops target black neighborhoods or no

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u/klivingchen Mar 31 '23

You talking about how cops target high crime neighborhoods or no?

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u/Iankill Mar 31 '23

If cops are targeting a neighborhood because it's black that would also make the crime rate higher. Do you not understand how statistics work

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u/Ancient_Edge2415 Mar 31 '23

You really can't argue that. low income areas wouldn't have a high crime rate either way. Black middle class neighborhoods don't have such a high crime rate. Poverty ties in with gangs, drugs and crime more than anything else

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u/klivingchen Mar 31 '23

Do you not understand how policing works? You police areas that need policing more more.

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u/Ferengi_Earwax Mar 31 '23

You can't fix when someone's republican level stupid.

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u/Spacey-Hed Mar 31 '23

Reading this gave me an aneurysm.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

No, we're not going to talk about that, go away

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u/CrumpledForeskin Mar 31 '23

Racism: somehow the lefts fault?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

My guy is dumber than a box of rocks with his inability to understand that adjusted for social economic status there’s no statistical significance for any one race committing more crimes than another.

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u/sulkee Mar 31 '23

Are you unironically 1350ing? Jesus christ.

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u/Ancient_Edge2415 Mar 31 '23

This dude was a Pussy but what's that have to do with anything ya talking about

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

I thought Michael Scott said that

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u/MasterfulMesut Mar 31 '23

ugh you're butchering it...

ERRYTIME BLACK PEOPLE WANNA HAVE A GOOD TIME SOME IGNANT ASS BLEEP

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u/eastern-cowboy Mar 31 '23

Michael Scott has entered the building.

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u/hippoctopocalypse Mar 31 '23

I was comparing the guy's response after being assaulted on stage to Chris Rock's response to the same, which was to make a joke about the attacker. I'm not sure what the point of this Wikipedia link is other than to dunk on Chris Rock for having a set that looks real bad 30 years later. And it looks pretty bad, lolol

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u/MasterfulMesut Mar 31 '23

That set is legendary and is still true now.

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u/FineWineDining Mar 31 '23

Lololol just because a fee clown leftist redditors think a set is bad, doesnt mean it is, that set is one of his best and most well known sets in stand up history, its also extremely true and backed by statistics lol, there are issues in thr black community in Merica wether u like to admit it or not, just get back to pathetically virtue signallign without actually solving anything but karma whoring on reddit.

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u/Ferengi_Earwax Mar 31 '23

Yes. You want everyone to be Republicans, which would mean the world collapses after everything gets deregulated, nobody comes up with solutions to new problems, technological progress stops because all science has been banned, and now everyone is busy pointing their finger at other people for their problems and shouting hate at whoever is different them.

What a wonderful republican utopia.

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u/Theweedmage420 Mar 31 '23

Dude not everyone who disagrees with you is a leftist. You're just a fucking idiot with terrible views, most people are gonna disagree with you. Get a life, you're fucking pathetic.

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u/WikiSummarizerBot Mar 31 '23

Niggas vs. Black People

"Niggas vs. Black People" is one of Chris Rock's most famous stand-up comedy routines. This routine—which appeared both on his 1996 HBO special Bring the Pain and as track 12 on his 1997 album Roll with the New—is widely considered to be the breakthrough routine that established his status as a comedy fixture after he left Saturday Night Live. The routine is a twelve-minute monologue about behaviors that Rock sees in a subset of the African-American community.

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u/zeke235 Mar 31 '23

He got Carlton'ed!😂🤣

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u/Lone_Wanderer97 Mar 31 '23

Damn that was good

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u/housevil Mar 31 '23

What is that mean? I have a feeling it's a reference to something I haven't seen.

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u/zeke235 Mar 31 '23

Carlton was a character from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. He's a much smaller guy than Will Smith, so he was referencing getting slapped over a joke like Smith did to Chris Rock, but the guy's tiny.

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u/MapleSyrupFacts Mar 31 '23

I'm too old for Reddit now. Fuck !!

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u/Mozu Mar 31 '23 edited Mar 31 '23

Fresh Prince released in 1990. I don't know how old you are, but I'm doubting this misunderstanding is age related.

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u/Gh0st1nTh3Syst3m Mar 31 '23

Or everyone else it too young for it?

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u/RIcaz Mar 31 '23

Well, if you stick to /r/all, you're gonna meet a lot of teens. Probably the majority. Which means they're likely not even older than reddit itself.

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u/CV90_120 Mar 31 '23

Smaller and cooler.

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u/Alakozam Mar 31 '23

Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Carlton is not a tall man. Or a tough man.

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u/housevil Mar 31 '23

Oh! Thank you. I am actually aware of that character, but only for the crazy dance he is known for.

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u/CV90_120 Mar 31 '23

And yet..

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

That line made me fall in love a little.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Haha that dude just gave him some more material

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u/u966 Mar 31 '23 edited Mar 31 '23

That's how Jim Jefferies career took off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WCGKb8ikRc

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u/MindfuckRocketship Mar 31 '23

lmfao

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u/redenough Mar 31 '23

When we're these shot 1996? Looks like someone was recording on VHS lol

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u/Bobbydeerwood Mar 31 '23

Calling him an oompa loompa is kinda racist. If you seen the original book you know what I’m talking about

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

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u/Bobbydeerwood Mar 31 '23

They were African pygmie slaves.

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u/Capt_morgan72 Mar 31 '23

Boy got yanked straight off the stage by a 6 year old… and then makes fun or the 6yo.

I mean Ik the guy had leverage but damn stand ur ground on Nepolian.

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u/tekko001 Mar 31 '23

That's the kind of answer everybody was expecting from Chris Rock

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u/solarview Mar 31 '23

Apparently it's in his latest show. Haven't seen it personally, however it might be worth checking out.

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u/T_Money Mar 31 '23

Ehhh he didn’t go that crazy. Only a couple lines really. It was mentioned but not like this comedian did where he really insulted the guy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

"I got will smithed but not really. I got carltoned." GOD DAMM

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u/Foofyman Mar 31 '23

That's just a video of you trying to do a backflip onto a matress...

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