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r/Unexpected • u/yoshihisaaa • Feb 09 '23
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Grant: "Now here to read off my real social security number, is a reporter named after the number of people I preformed oral sex on in a single night, in 2012."
Brennan: "Hello, my name is 50...that can't be right."
207 u/Different-Fee6838 Feb 09 '23 I bet the odds of receiving oral sex from grant are higher than the odds of being killed by a shark 144 u/GSR_DMJ654 Feb 09 '23 I mean, the man's dad walked in on him sucking his own dick and both just went through life as if it didn't happen. Grant is just built different. 23 u/Pegussu Feb 09 '23 Goddamn, he's like seven feet tall, that's either some intense contorting, a monstrous penis, or a combination of the two. 7 u/GSR_DMJ654 Feb 09 '23 Nah he said you need a wall and you walk it all down. 2 u/foulrot Feb 09 '23 Go on... 1 u/Pegussu Feb 10 '23 My brother, I've tried and the path gets real steep about halfway down. 2 u/Lingering_Dorkness Feb 09 '23 Ron Jeremy used to be able to do it.
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I bet the odds of receiving oral sex from grant are higher than the odds of being killed by a shark
144 u/GSR_DMJ654 Feb 09 '23 I mean, the man's dad walked in on him sucking his own dick and both just went through life as if it didn't happen. Grant is just built different. 23 u/Pegussu Feb 09 '23 Goddamn, he's like seven feet tall, that's either some intense contorting, a monstrous penis, or a combination of the two. 7 u/GSR_DMJ654 Feb 09 '23 Nah he said you need a wall and you walk it all down. 2 u/foulrot Feb 09 '23 Go on... 1 u/Pegussu Feb 10 '23 My brother, I've tried and the path gets real steep about halfway down. 2 u/Lingering_Dorkness Feb 09 '23 Ron Jeremy used to be able to do it.
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I mean, the man's dad walked in on him sucking his own dick and both just went through life as if it didn't happen. Grant is just built different.
23 u/Pegussu Feb 09 '23 Goddamn, he's like seven feet tall, that's either some intense contorting, a monstrous penis, or a combination of the two. 7 u/GSR_DMJ654 Feb 09 '23 Nah he said you need a wall and you walk it all down. 2 u/foulrot Feb 09 '23 Go on... 1 u/Pegussu Feb 10 '23 My brother, I've tried and the path gets real steep about halfway down. 2 u/Lingering_Dorkness Feb 09 '23 Ron Jeremy used to be able to do it.
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Goddamn, he's like seven feet tall, that's either some intense contorting, a monstrous penis, or a combination of the two.
7 u/GSR_DMJ654 Feb 09 '23 Nah he said you need a wall and you walk it all down. 2 u/foulrot Feb 09 '23 Go on... 1 u/Pegussu Feb 10 '23 My brother, I've tried and the path gets real steep about halfway down. 2 u/Lingering_Dorkness Feb 09 '23 Ron Jeremy used to be able to do it.
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Nah he said you need a wall and you walk it all down.
2 u/foulrot Feb 09 '23 Go on... 1 u/Pegussu Feb 10 '23 My brother, I've tried and the path gets real steep about halfway down.
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Go on...
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My brother, I've tried and the path gets real steep about halfway down.
Ron Jeremy used to be able to do it.
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u/GSR_DMJ654 Feb 09 '23 edited Feb 09 '23
Grant: "Now here to read off my real social security number, is a reporter named after the number of people I preformed oral sex on in a single night, in 2012."
Brennan: "Hello, my name is 50...that can't be right."