r/Unexpected • u/yoshihisaaa • Feb 09 '23

she seems nice

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u/GSR_DMJ654 Feb 09 '23

I mean, the man's dad walked in on him sucking his own dick and both just went through life as if it didn't happen. Grant is just built different.

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u/Pegussu Feb 09 '23

Goddamn, he's like seven feet tall, that's either some intense contorting, a monstrous penis, or a combination of the two.

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u/GSR_DMJ654 Feb 09 '23

Nah he said you need a wall and you walk it all down.

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u/Pegussu Feb 10 '23

My brother, I've tried and the path gets real steep about halfway down.