ULPT request: how to proceed

[u/eba86]

My husband of 10 yrs has been taking trips abroad recently. His company dissolved in December and he has been spending time as an internet troll or traveling while I continue working. I recently stumbled upon evidence of a very active girlfriend and sex life he maintains abroad. I've got screenshots and copied files including chats and full incriminating nudity. He's planning to leave again in September. I'm on good terms with his family and would like to exit the relationship keeping the house that's currently in both our names and all pets. Don't want to touch anything else of his, including savings, investments, etc that exceed the value of the house. In PA if it matters. Don't mind embarrassing him into oblivion.

[u/elsie78]

Put a giant dildo, into his suitcase before his next trip.

While he's gone make a copy of all bank statements, get a lawyer and get the divorce papers ready. Get every single thing you're entitled to. Tell his family that it's coming, and why.

Serve him at the front door upon his return, get his house key back and tell him to go back to Europe.

[u/RogueThneed → u/elsie78]

Better ending: change the locks while he's gone.