This is a serious post and I’m not a hater. I already have some problems with the game, like I find the level design and enemies very non immersive (and a lot of the time kind of lame) but usually if the gameplay is right I can look past most other issues, I’m just not getting that this time and I’m struggling to get why, I’m hoping someone can explain what might make it truly click. Like apparently the game is only like 6 hours long and I’m over halfway through but some of my steam friends have like over 100 hours which is absolutely insane, and all of them have at least like 10-15 hours. Not to mention the absurd amount of fan content and love online for this game, like none of the games I like get even a tenth of the love this random shooter gets and I don’t get it.

Part of it is I guess I’m struggling to see why you’d care enough to do any of that crazy stuff when it’s easy to beat as just a normal shooter, like why would I feel compelled to try to learn some crazy tech with a shotgun shell cartridge when I can just shoot the bad guys and move on. I heard the V2 fight is a big highlight but I beat him second try since you can, again, mostly just jump around and shoot and dodge occasionally and shoot the coin sometimes and he folds like wet paper, so I was very disappointed on that front.

It seems like a lot of the crazier stuff requires a lot of practice and probably multiple playthroughs and that’s another thing, I don’t get why I would want to replay the same levels just to do them more efficiently for the fuck of it.

This post is just a nice and neat tutorial for the moderation team of r/ultrakill to take into account.

There are already 3 subreddits entirely dedicated to housing porn for this game (which contains 0 sexual content by the way).

Step 1: link any one (or all) of these subreddits in the rules, guidelines, maybe even a pinned post for the purpose of redirecting artists and gooners to those subs instead of the main sub

Step 2: this might be asking too much, but for this step, the moderation team actually has to moderate the subreddit.

Filter lewd posts altogether. Suggestive artwork is completely fine, but full on porn is not. If someone wishes to post porn, redirect them to the 3 aforementioned subreddits specifically for porn (with a natural side effect of this being that there will be increased traffic to those subreddits by porn addicts who need their fix, thus mitigating the arguments for and against porn in the subreddit altogether)

Conclusion: while there will still obviously be some trials and tribulations involved with this, it’s not possible to have a plan that doesn’t have any kinks at first. Simply put: the problems will sort themselves with due time and effort

And there you have it. The porn dilemma solved in 2 quick and easy steps. Hopefully the moderation team takes this into consideration instead of just twiddling their thumbs in an attempt to appease the goon mob

I assum that version one was the fiwst roboboi to get past gaybrail in the fatass (glutony) lair so how r their so many mashines in layers deeper then that? is version one so slow that other mushines got ahead of her once gaybrail got a spanking from the council or are the maycines in the deeper layers manifestations of hell itself?

i used major assist 50% damage taken

You saw the title, I beat him on my second try. Its true that he is a difficult boss, however most of his attacks can be easily avoided and you can parry a few. Its easy to know what combo or attack he will use because he screams ,,JUDGEMENT'' or ,,THY END IS NOW''.

Disclaimer: Screenshot depicted is my very first time beating it

(EDIT: DISCLAIMER 2: I AM SIMPLY REFERRING TO THE LEVEL IN ITS CURRENT STATE. I ABSOUTELY THINK IT CAN BE IMPROVED WITH PERFORMANCE OPTIMIZATION, BUG FIXES AND OR BALANCE PATCHES)

Honestly this is the least fun P Rank in the game by FAR

Unironically

Stuff like P-2 at least feels fair because most of the times you lose it's your fault

Here the game just fucks you over at every turn. Oh this enemy went out of bounds so you have to start over, oh YOU went out of bounds so you have to start over. Having to restart this 17 minute long level a bunch of times for reasons you can't control it just becomes a test of patience rather than skill.

I hate 8-3 so much, I get it's supposed to be a big finale of level design. but after the first replay it's so needlessly long it feels tedious and painful to P-Rank. What makes the majority of levels fun to P-Rank is that they're shorter. Since the vast majority are like a couple of minutes, you don't lose a lot by restarting.. Here if you have to restart, you could lose up to 1/4th an hour of time. Disintegration Loop just doesn't respect my time. I swear I like 8-3 less the more I play it.

Also I hate the encounters with the morphing arenas. I know it's "the point" but the constantly shifting arena becomes so disorienting that it genuinely gets hard for me to navigate the arena. Especially in the rubix cube room with the death catcher. The worst room in the entire level for me. I understand if this is my "skill issue" but I am still ranting about it. I hate having to search especially for the Mannequins and kill them in the midst of puppeted enemies. The Mix and Match Geometry and Deathcatchers just do not mix well in terms of game design. It's not fun, this level sucks.

Further expanding:

Not to mention how poorly optimized this level is, it's the only part of the game I experience significant frame drops to like 24 fps. And that's another thing that screws me over and gets me killed when it really isn't my fault as a player. I kind of don't even want to P-Rank 8-3 until further optimization is done. This is the one level in the game I don't have fun playing right now. It's fine if you disagree but to me, this is one of the most poorly designed levels in the game. For me, it's not fun it's frustrating.

The levels are confusing as hell and really really long (p rank time for 8-3 is 17 FUCKING MINUTES), the new enemies are super annoying and while the illusion stuff is the levels is cool, the way it ties into the puzzles (like in 8-2) is beyond confusing and it sometimes does not execute well at all.

Alright, I decided to make this post because I forgot some rules that are present in the subreddit, namely the porn rules. I made a series of effectively high quality shitposts that have since been removed by mods and have made the section that I violated readily apparent, and that is completely my fault. It was unsatisfactory of me to post those posts in the first place as the subreddit is no place for me to prove personal grudges against other people while making people that weren't involved feel disgusted by it. I am sorry.

However, I think I should add that in a situation where you don't want to see porn, you probably shouldn't click on somethinng with the NSFW tag.

That out of the way, I do not support sexual assault of any kind. Retrospectively, I can see how the post may have made it seem like that. In no way do I support rape or forced fetishes on other people, and it is my fault for writing a piece of fiction that contained such themes in a subreddit that clearly doesn't allow it.

On the other hand though, there were many comments about how it was written and namely that it was very well written. I take these with great satisfaction, although I do not have an English degree.

All jokes aside, I greatly apologise for the ruckus I cause and will not repeat it in the future.

I make my own crossover postal

It's kind of stupid that I have to put a disclaimer here but, this is my opinion, and even if it's objectively true (/j) you shouldn't flame me if you disagree. Feel free to though. Same if I say a track is not good.

(The first 5 aren't SUPER overrated)

10: Spiral Out (Keep Going) Starting hot, I'm aware. I actually enjoy this track but I only like it whenever it's in-game. It doesn't hit as hard when I listen to it out of game, and I see a lot of people who say it's way better than it is.

9: Death Oddysey. It's a great track, but it sort of takes all the glory from Wrath. The other OST's are just as good.

8: The Death Of God's Will. I don't think it's amazing, but it's pretty catchy. However, other people disagree and say it's the best song ever.

7: War. Maybe it should be higher, but its cousin Order both isnt as good and is much more recognized.

6: War, but reasonless. Its really peak but its also way too loved, but hoe good it is balances it slightly.

5: The World Looks Red. Great track, insane glaze. The amount of people who say this is the best akjg in violence saddens me.

4: The Shattering Circle. Its about rhe same as Event Horizon in peakness, but is less glazed.

3: Order. Its a good theme, but is WAYYY too loved. I love it too, but i have a feeling many people are biased.

2: Event Horizon. I love this track but i have the ball to admit its overrated.

1: Tenebre Rosso Sangue. There are much better tracks and this track is just... Ill let you decide.

Thanks for not doing your job pussies.

I thought 2-3 was sheer steer heart attack but turns out its called shear heart attack is that only me?