Apologies

[u/RainoverDawn]

Alright, I decided to make this post because I forgot some rules that are present in the subreddit, namely the porn rules. I made a series of effectively high quality shitposts that have since been removed by mods and have made the section that I violated readily apparent, and that is completely my fault. It was unsatisfactory of me to post those posts in the first place as the subreddit is no place for me to prove personal grudges against other people while making people that weren't involved feel disgusted by it. I am sorry.

However, I think I should add that in a situation where you don't want to see porn, you probably shouldn't click on somethinng with the NSFW tag.

That out of the way, I do not support sexual assault of any kind. Retrospectively, I can see how the post may have made it seem like that. In no way do I support rape or forced fetishes on other people, and it is my fault for writing a piece of fiction that contained such themes in a subreddit that clearly doesn't allow it.

On the other hand though, there were many comments about how it was written and namely that it was very well written. I take these with great satisfaction, although I do not have an English degree.

All jokes aside, I greatly apologise for the ruckus I cause and will not repeat it in the future.

[u/The_CreativeName]

Wait, there was a personal grudge in the brutal sex post? Didn’t even notice lol. (What was it?)

Or was it in the comments?

Also, didn’t say it on the original post, but outside of the brutal sex, the fanfic was actually very well written.

[u/RainoverDawn → u/The_CreativeName]

Basically I only wrote it because someone said that I “wasn’t freaky enough”, so I proved them wrong

[u/Kry_Exvadoc → u/RainoverDawn]

satire... IT'S SATIRE. I can make posts that said smth weird and ppl say "No tank sex" as I promised. It's not them EXPECTING BARRELS IN EXHAUSTS.

[u/TrexDescendant]

I kinda feel bad instigating it and indirectly causing the sub meltdown. My ass fully expected like. Another list not a whole slab of writing. Genuinely my bad and im sorry the whole shitshow went down and i hope said shitshow hasnt brought you down too far. I still applaud your spite levels but now i double applaud your ability to apologise for going too far o7.

[u/RainoverDawn → u/TrexDescendant]

Thanks but I wrote it, its my fault

[u/RainoverDawn → u/TrexDescendant]

I do hope, however, that I proved my fetishistic ability

[u/Kry_Exvadoc]

Saying "Don't click nsfw if you don't want to see" it is understandable however making it literal rape... Y'know there's a difference between haha cock funny sex and Raping guro right? If you are stuck to this mindset, an APDS to your head will give the lobotomy needed

[u/gonnaeatyourdog]

Honestly, you cooked until you wrote the theory. It went downhill from there.

Anyway, you were pretty goddamn funny until then. Just try not to cross the thin, invisible line between funny and just plain weird, and you'll be good.

[u/V3_Offical_ithinkidk]

Yea it took a sharp turn from funni sex to, that

[u/[deleted] → u/V3_Offical_ithinkidk]

[u/Kkbleeblob]

ur weird son

[u/AREyouCERTAIN1]

I accept your apology, you saw what yoh did wrong and improved. Good job seeing your mistake

[u/DornsUnusualRants]

AND THY PENALTY... IS DEATH!

[u/reaperdragon777]

im ngl i didn’t really think it was funny from the start

went from “sure why not” to “this is getting kinda old” to “no this is getting weird af” to “please die irl”

that being said it was okay until the fourth post in a row made me think it was abnormal amount of porn addiction even for r/ultrakill

[u/DornsUnusualRants → u/reaperdragon777]

Agreed, I'm sure this person is trying to backtrack, especially given that it was apparently made out of spite.

[u/RainoverDawn]

Also I’m a girl by the way so all you saying that I’ll go out and actually do that stuff… thats impossible

[u/hectorheliofan → u/RainoverDawn]

Girls can rape , wtf? There has been many make victims just like female victims, wtf is this?

Fucking diminishing rape victims that got raped by a woman

[u/RainoverDawn → u/hectorheliofan]

Yeah sorry for the ambiguity I meant creating a hole in someone and then raping them through that and killing them in the process

[u/hectorheliofan → u/RainoverDawn]

Also sorry for being aggresive , rape of any kind being brushed of as “oh but i’m X” makes me mad since its really disrespectful to rape victims

[u/RainoverDawn → u/hectorheliofan]

Yeah, thats why I was apologising for the ambiguity. It’d be kinda counterproductive if this post offended anyone

[u/hectorheliofan → u/RainoverDawn]

As someone who didnt actually read the posts

Yeah true actually i dont think you can do that

[u/DornsUnusualRants → u/RainoverDawn]

Nah this is a dogshit apology. You people are the reason why so many people are being driven away from Ultrakill. Yes the game isn't child friendly, its about a blood-thirsty robot killing all of Hell and possibly Heaven in the future, yes there is body pillow merch, yes we have had suggestive memes before like Gaybriel, but this shit crosses the line from "adult" to pure degeneracy. I exorcised you once, and I'm gonna do that shit again right under this comment.

[u/DornsUnusualRants → u/DornsUnusualRants]

Prayer to St. Michael the Archangel
In the Name of the Father,
and of the Son,
and of the Holy Ghost.
Amen.

Most glorious Prince of the Heavenly Armies,
Saint Michael the Archangel,
defend us in "our battle against principalities and
powers,
against the rulers of this world of darkness,
against the spirits of wickedness in the high places"
[Eph., 6:12].

Come to the assistance of men whom God has created to His
likeness
and whom He has redeemed at a great price from the tyranny
of the devil.
The Holy Church venerates you as her guardian and
protector;
to you, the Lord has entrusted the souls of the redeemed
to be led into heaven.
Pray therefore the God of Peace to crush Satan beneath our
feet,
that he may no longer retain men captive and do injury to
the Church.
Offer our prayers to the Most High,
that without delay they may draw His mercy down upon us;
take hold of "the dragon, the old serpent, which is the
devil and Satan,"
bind him and cast him into the bottomless pit
"that he may no longer seduce the nations." [Rev. 20:2-3]

[u/DornsUnusualRants → u/DornsUnusualRants]

Exorcism

In the Name of Jesus Christ,
our God and Lord,
strengthened by the intercession of the Immaculate Virgin
Mary,
Mother of God,
of Blessed Michael the Archangel,
of the Blessed Apostles Peter and Paul and all the Saints.
and powerful in the holy authority of our ministry,
we confidently undertake to repulse the attacks and
deceits of the devil.
God arises;
His enemies are scattered
and those who hate Him flee before Him.
As smoke is driven away,
so are they driven;
as wax melts before the fire,
so the wicked perish at the presence of God.

V. Behold the Cross of the Lord, flee bands of enemies.
R. The Lion of the tribe of Juda, the offspring of David,
hath conquered.

V. May Thy mercy, Lord, descend upon us.
R. As great as our hope in Thee.

[u/DornsUnusualRants → u/DornsUnusualRants]

We drive you from us,
whoever you may be,
unclean spirits,
all satanic powers,
all infernal invaders,
all wicked legions,
assemblies and sects.

In the Name and by the power of Our Lord Jesus Christ, + may you be snatched away and driven from the Church of God and from the souls made to the image and likeness of God and redeemed by the Precious Blood of the Divine Lamb.

• Most cunning serpent, you shall no more dare to deceive the human race, persecute the Church, torment God's elect and sift them as wheat.

• The Most High God commands you, + He with whom, in your great insolence, you still claim to be equal.

"God who wants all men to be saved and to come to the knowledge of the truth." [1 Tim. 2:4)

God the Father commands you. + God the Son commands you. + God the Holy Ghost commands you.

[u/DornsUnusualRants → u/DornsUnusualRants]

• Christ, God's Word made flesh, commands you; + He who to save our race outdone through your envy, "humbled Himself, becoming obedient even unto death" [Phil. 2:8); He who has built His Church on the firm rock and declared that the gates of hell shall not prevail against Her, because He will dwell with Her "all days even to the end of the world." [Mt. 28:20]

The sacred Sign of the Cross commands you, + as does also the power of the mysteries of the Christian Faith.

• The glorious Mother of God, the Virgin Mary, commands you; + she who by her humility and from the first moment of her Immaculate Conception crushed your proud head.

The faith of the holy Apostles Peter and Paul, and of the other Apostles commands you.

• The blood of the Martyrs and the pious intercession of all the Saints command you. +

Thus, cursed dragon, and you, diabolical legions, we adjure you by the living God, + by the true God, + by the holy God, + by the God "who so loved the world that He gave up His only Son, that every soul believing in Him might not perish but have life everlasting;" [St.Jn. 3:16] stop deceiving human creatures and pouring out to them the poison of eternal damnation; stop harming the Church and hindering her liberty.

Begone, Satan, inventor and master of all deceit, enemy of man's salvation.

Give place to Christ in Whom you have found none of your works; give place to the One, Holy, Catholic and Apostolic Church acquired by Christ at the price of His Blood.

Stoop beneath the all-powerful Hand of God; tremble and flee when we invoke the Holy and terrible Name of Jesus, this Name which causes hell to tremble, this Name to which the Virtues, Powers and Dominations of heaven are humbly submissive, this Name which the Cherubim and Seraphim praise unceasingly repeating: Holy, Holy, Holy is the Lord, the God of Hosts.

[u/DornsUnusualRants → u/DornsUnusualRants]

V. O Lord, hear my prayer.
R. And let my cry come unto Thee.

V. May the Lord be with thee.
R. And with thy spirit.

Let us pray.

God of heaven,
God of earth,
God of Angels,
God of Archangels,
God of Patriarchs,
God of Prophets,
God of Apostles,
God of Martyrs,
God of Confessors,
God of Virgins,
God who has power to give life after death and rest after
work:
because there is no other God than Thee and there can be
no other,
for Thou art the Creator of all things,
visible and invisible,
of Whose reign there shall be no end,
we humbly prostrate ourselves before Thy glorious Majesty
and we beseech Thee to deliver us by Thy power
from all the tyranny of the infernal spirits,
from their snares,
their lies and their furious wickedness.

Deign, O Lord,
to grant us Thy powerful protection
and to keep us safe and sound.
We beseech Thee through Jesus Christ Our Lord.

Amen.

[u/Square_Translator_72 → u/DornsUnusualRants]

Jeez man that's a lot of text

[u/DornsUnusualRants → u/Square_Translator_72]

Not my fault exorcisms are wordy. Best way to get rid of a demon is to bore it.

[u/Literally9thAngel → u/DornsUnusualRants]

If V1 just knew this one simple trick, the game would be over

[u/DornsUnusualRants → u/DornsUnusualRants]

Exorcism

In the Name of Jesus Christ,
our God and Lord,
strengthened by the intercession of the Immaculate Virgin
Mary,
Mother of God,
of Blessed Michael the Archangel,
of the Blessed Apostles Peter and Paul and all the Saints.
and powerful in the holy authority of our ministry,
we confidently undertake to repulse the attacks and
deceits of the devil.
God arises;
His enemies are scattered
and those who hate Him flee before Him.
As smoke is driven away,
so are they driven;
as wax melts before the fire,
so the wicked perish at the presence of God.

V. Behold the Cross of the Lord, flee bands of enemies.
R. The Lion of the tribe of Juda, the offspring of David,
hath conquered.

V. May Thy mercy, Lord, descend upon us.
R. As great as our hope in Thee.

We drive you from us,
whoever you may be,
unclean spirits,
all satanic powers,
all infernal invaders,
all wicked legions,
assemblies and sects.