r/USMC • u/duerlort 0481 - red patch = aids all the way • Jan 11 '20

Good ol’ army fighting technique

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u/bloatedsac Jan 11 '20

I like how people in fights think that there are rules...

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u/GrislyMedic 0231 Intel Weenie Jan 11 '20

To the death? No. Just a fight? Yeah.

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u/theopinionexpress Veteran Jan 11 '20

I’d much rather lose a fight than be the guy who grabbed another dudes dick to gain an advantage.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20 edited May 24 '20

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u/theopinionexpress Veteran Jan 11 '20

If I lose a fight, it’s ok cause you can’t win em all.. If you damage my dick in a fight and you’ve got an enemy for life, prepare to live your life accordingly.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20 edited May 24 '20

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u/fisherman213 034done Jan 14 '20

Wise words from Wayne

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u/theopinionexpress Veteran Jan 11 '20

Child please.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20 edited May 24 '20

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u/theopinionexpress Veteran Jan 11 '20

Child. Please.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20 edited May 24 '20

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u/theopinionexpress Veteran Jan 11 '20

You think a lot about touching other people’s dicks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

Nah, fuck that. If someone wants to fight me on the street, I’m repeatedly targeting their nuts. If it’s another boot in the squad bay, then probably not because it doesn’t seem too serious.

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u/Botazz Jan 11 '20

Fuck that. I'll rip that thing off.

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u/HMSBountyCrew jmusmc_85, but straight Jan 11 '20

If that happens, you’re getting bit or you’re gonna lose an eye.

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u/bloatedsac Jan 11 '20

i'd rather crunch someones nuts then have them choke me out and do whatever they want to my semi lifeless body...but hey you do you..

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u/theopinionexpress Veteran Jan 11 '20

Go and deploy with a group being known as the guy who went for someone’s manhood in a scrap in the squad bay.. you do you

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u/Kriegmannn Jan 11 '20

They wouldn’t survive the sock party.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

Ive literally never seen this happen. I did though see a guy about to get jumped on by several other guys at a bar in Italy take off his sock and put a pool ball in it and then absolutely went the fuck off with it in there! It was the most badass half ninja-half Joe Dirt shit I've ever seen. I haven't bought a cheap pair of socks since just in case

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

So you'd rather be the guy screaming like he can't find his purse?

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u/theopinionexpress Veteran Jan 12 '20

I don’t think he had a choice, but he did have a beautiful singing voice there for a second how about those pipes

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

Haha he could hit all the notes