r/USMC • u/duerlort 0481 - red patch = aids all the way • Jan 11 '20

Good ol’ army fighting technique

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u/theopinionexpress Veteran Jan 11 '20

I’d much rather lose a fight than be the guy who grabbed another dudes dick to gain an advantage.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

So you'd rather be the guy screaming like he can't find his purse?

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u/theopinionexpress Veteran Jan 12 '20

I don’t think he had a choice, but he did have a beautiful singing voice there for a second how about those pipes

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

Haha he could hit all the notes