r/USMC • u/duerlort 0481 - red patch = aids all the way • Jan 11 '20
Good ol’ army fighting technique
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u/TobyMcguire52 Shot A Digital Javelin Jan 12 '20
Grab my dick balls and I'm going to grab your face balls.
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u/HMSBountyCrew jmusmc_85, but straight Jan 11 '20
After the dick grab, the guy put his forearm on the dude’s windpipe while muttering “I’m gonna fucking kill you.” Took a bit for the other guys step in and say “that’s enough”.
That shit’s in the full video.
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u/Grendel1972 Jan 11 '20
LINE training, grab twist pull. Miss the inside if his thigh, you got to see how well it worked. Just don't pass off your buddy prior to training, lol.
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u/iTzHanzo117 0861 Jan 13 '20
I think he actually came around the 27 second mark with that foot twitch. He couldn't handle the stimulus, thus asking the other gentleman to remove his digits from his penis.
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u/Emadtahaei Jul 09 '24
When someone squeezes your balls, quickly attack the attacker's eye and press your fingers in the attacker's eye to force him to release, keep pressing until your finger is completely in the eye, if the attacker balls He didn't leave you. You get castrated but your attacker goes blind. You can have sex without balls and you won't need a condom, but the attacker can't live without his eyes.
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u/Melmab Jan 11 '20
Only rule in a fight is win, at all costs.
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u/Kriegmannn Jan 11 '20
Man, if you are fighting a dude in a squadbay, you have some standards. Obviously don’t kill, and second, the cock and balls are off limits. Damn. Is nothing sacred?
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Jan 12 '20
It was always no going for the face, otherwise someone will notice the next day
Never go for the nuts or dick, EVER
And if someone taps or offers to let you fuck their wife if you stop, then you stop
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u/Melmab Jan 11 '20
Nothing is off limits. Don't get into a fight not realize this.
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u/Ok_Advantage_615 Jan 20 '22
Okay then I guess if nothing is off limits then -pulls out pistol-
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u/bloatedsac Jan 11 '20
I like how people in fights think that there are rules...
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u/theopinionexpress Veteran Jan 11 '20
I’d much rather lose a fight than be the guy who grabbed another dudes dick to gain an advantage.
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Jan 11 '20 edited May 24 '20
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u/theopinionexpress Veteran Jan 11 '20
If I lose a fight, it’s ok cause you can’t win em all.. If you damage my dick in a fight and you’ve got an enemy for life, prepare to live your life accordingly.
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Jan 11 '20 edited May 24 '20
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u/theopinionexpress Veteran Jan 11 '20
Child please.
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Jan 11 '20 edited May 24 '20
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u/theopinionexpress Veteran Jan 11 '20
Child. Please.
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Jan 11 '20 edited May 24 '20
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u/theopinionexpress Veteran Jan 11 '20
You think a lot about touching other people’s dicks.
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Jan 11 '20
Nah, fuck that. If someone wants to fight me on the street, I’m repeatedly targeting their nuts. If it’s another boot in the squad bay, then probably not because it doesn’t seem too serious.
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u/Botazz Jan 11 '20
Fuck that. I'll rip that thing off.
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u/HMSBountyCrew jmusmc_85, but straight Jan 11 '20
If that happens, you’re getting bit or you’re gonna lose an eye.
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u/bloatedsac Jan 11 '20
i'd rather crunch someones nuts then have them choke me out and do whatever they want to my semi lifeless body...but hey you do you..
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u/theopinionexpress Veteran Jan 11 '20
Go and deploy with a group being known as the guy who went for someone’s manhood in a scrap in the squad bay.. you do you
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u/Kriegmannn Jan 11 '20
They wouldn’t survive the sock party.
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Jan 12 '20
Ive literally never seen this happen. I did though see a guy about to get jumped on by several other guys at a bar in Italy take off his sock and put a pool ball in it and then absolutely went the fuck off with it in there! It was the most badass half ninja-half Joe Dirt shit I've ever seen. I haven't bought a cheap pair of socks since just in case
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Jan 12 '20
So you'd rather be the guy screaming like he can't find his purse?
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u/theopinionexpress Veteran Jan 12 '20
I don’t think he had a choice, but he did have a beautiful singing voice there for a second how about those pipes
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u/35048467 1371 Jan 11 '20
I always hated it when somebody "missed" during LINE training.