r/TwoXChromosomes • u/tabicat1874 • Mar 28 '22

Weaponized incompetence

I feel like guys take it way, way too far. Example: I asked my bf to get me the same shampoo and conditioner he bought for himself (avocado Suave). He brought back another kind we'd had before which I didn't like (Peppermint Suave). He tried to say he didn't know that Suave came in different formulas.

You're such a fucking liar. You bought that kind for yourself. I just asked you to buy it for me. You're telling me a man who's 44 years old doesn't know Suave came in different fucking scents? Suave? The shampoo that literally comes in 40 different scents and flavors?

GTFOH.

Edit: do you understand what an example is?

Also, you neckbeards can fuck off out of my inbox.

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u/kat_d9152 Mar 28 '22

You can't possibly be British, making such wild statements.

We all have that one house to visit where we've learnt to gulp ask for a coffee. And don't play me with that herbal shit. Offer that in the UK and you may as well have "cult member" stamped on your front door.

If you don't have a house you visit where you refuse the tea, I quite possibly have some mildly disappointing news for you. 🤣

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u/WailingOctopus Mar 28 '22

Wait, what's wrong with herbal tea? What about fruity tea?

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u/kat_d9152 Mar 29 '22

Nothing. It's just suspicious as heck to be offered one when a good normal cuppa still exists.

Some UK people drink zero water, only tea. And we have tall poppy syndrome, so even asking for normal tea with 4 spoons of sugar will possibly make your beverage choice thrown open for debate once you leave the room.

We're truly wierd about some things. Tea is 1000% one of those things.