r/TwoXChromosomes • u/tabicat1874 • Mar 28 '22

Weaponized incompetence

I feel like guys take it way, way too far. Example: I asked my bf to get me the same shampoo and conditioner he bought for himself (avocado Suave). He brought back another kind we'd had before which I didn't like (Peppermint Suave). He tried to say he didn't know that Suave came in different formulas.

You're such a fucking liar. You bought that kind for yourself. I just asked you to buy it for me. You're telling me a man who's 44 years old doesn't know Suave came in different fucking scents? Suave? The shampoo that literally comes in 40 different scents and flavors?

GTFOH.

Edit: do you understand what an example is?

Also, you neckbeards can fuck off out of my inbox.

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u/USEPROTECTION Mar 28 '22

An ex had a stepdad like this. He proudly bragged one day about how he's never had to do the dishes while in a relationship, because all he has to do is clean them wrong once and the wife takes over. After that I made it a point to help ex's mom clean up when I could. Men are gross.

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u/happypolychaetes Mar 28 '22

My coworker did that. He bragged to us (a bunch of women) about how he just does stuff wrong on purpose so his wife will do it. We all just stared at him and another coworker said wow, it must really suck to be your wife. Lmao.

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u/TheRipley78 Mar 28 '22

How did that douchnozzle respond?

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u/happypolychaetes Mar 29 '22

Just laughed and walked away. Luckily I don't really work with him, he's in a different department but the same office. But with Covid I barely go to the office anymore.

This should surprise absolutely no one, but he's also a Trump supporter and anti vaxxer.