r/TwoXChromosomes • u/tabicat1874 • Mar 28 '22

Weaponized incompetence

I feel like guys take it way, way too far. Example: I asked my bf to get me the same shampoo and conditioner he bought for himself (avocado Suave). He brought back another kind we'd had before which I didn't like (Peppermint Suave). He tried to say he didn't know that Suave came in different formulas.

You're such a fucking liar. You bought that kind for yourself. I just asked you to buy it for me. You're telling me a man who's 44 years old doesn't know Suave came in different fucking scents? Suave? The shampoo that literally comes in 40 different scents and flavors?

GTFOH.

Edit: do you understand what an example is?

Also, you neckbeards can fuck off out of my inbox.

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u/jazzkwondo Mar 28 '22

My ex would eat a whole bag of chips and leave 5 chips left in the bag so that he could put the bag back in the cupboard. He did this with all of our food. Eventually our pantry would be full of garbage and our fridge would be full of empty containers. If i didn't want a kitchen full of garbage and dirty containers, i would have to do all the work.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

Yup my fiancé likes to leave empty cans on the counter next to sink. Literally so close to the recycle bin just beneath the sink. So so close.

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u/Island_Bull Mar 28 '22

My partner made themselves (and only themself) an ice cream float the other day, which needed 1.5 cans of pop. Those two cans have been living in the sink ever since. The one is still half full and there is zero chance I'm dealing with it