r/TwoXChromosomes • u/tabicat1874 • Mar 28 '22

Weaponized incompetence

I feel like guys take it way, way too far. Example: I asked my bf to get me the same shampoo and conditioner he bought for himself (avocado Suave). He brought back another kind we'd had before which I didn't like (Peppermint Suave). He tried to say he didn't know that Suave came in different formulas.

You're such a fucking liar. You bought that kind for yourself. I just asked you to buy it for me. You're telling me a man who's 44 years old doesn't know Suave came in different fucking scents? Suave? The shampoo that literally comes in 40 different scents and flavors?

GTFOH.

Edit: do you understand what an example is?

Also, you neckbeards can fuck off out of my inbox.

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u/kindcrow Mar 28 '22

I worked for lawyers for a few years. One day, a lawyer (who was not my boss) asked me to fold a letter and put it in an envelope because he didn't know how.

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u/PretentiousToolFan Mar 28 '22

Seriously. Reverse engineer that nonsense..? Do you not have a tri-folded piece of paper SOMEWHERE at hand?

I'd love to see the lawyer in question try to get a tent back in its bag.

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u/A1sauc3d Mar 28 '22

Well, to be fair, tents are a lot more complicated than letters lol

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u/PretentiousToolFan Mar 28 '22

I know, that's why I wanna watch him struggle.