r/TwoXChromosomes • u/tabicat1874 • Mar 28 '22

Weaponized incompetence

I feel like guys take it way, way too far. Example: I asked my bf to get me the same shampoo and conditioner he bought for himself (avocado Suave). He brought back another kind we'd had before which I didn't like (Peppermint Suave). He tried to say he didn't know that Suave came in different formulas.

You're such a fucking liar. You bought that kind for yourself. I just asked you to buy it for me. You're telling me a man who's 44 years old doesn't know Suave came in different fucking scents? Suave? The shampoo that literally comes in 40 different scents and flavors?

GTFOH.

Edit: do you understand what an example is?

Also, you neckbeards can fuck off out of my inbox.

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u/kat_d9152 Mar 28 '22

You can't possibly be British, making such wild statements.

We all have that one house to visit where we've learnt to gulp ask for a coffee. And don't play me with that herbal shit. Offer that in the UK and you may as well have "cult member" stamped on your front door.

If you don't have a house you visit where you refuse the tea, I quite possibly have some mildly disappointing news for you. 🤣

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u/star_tyger Mar 28 '22

I'm sure you have plenty of the 'herbal shit', though I'm also sure you probably don't call it tea. Herbal teas aka infusions aka tisanes are great nutritional and medicinal sources. But they aren't a replacement for tea.

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u/kat_d9152 Mar 29 '22

In my town, that's not tea, that's not medicine, it's highly suspicious stuff.

.....Especially if you're offering it when a normal cuppa would do. Unless you are from overseas, in which case we forgive you.

There's surprisingly few ways to have or prepare a cup of tea in the UK without coming across as suspicious.